Chapter two is up up and away...here's my answers to your reviews.
Skriana the Shadow Dragon: Thanks! It always nice when you get positive feedback! Hope you like chapter 2 just as well! ^_^
Kaya De Crystalline: Hehe, don't know wether I think it should...after all it does come with a lot of trouble! For me at least...Thanks for your review!
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(Tenshi and Janos are flying over the city)
Tenshi: Allright, where did you last see him?
Janos: At that cafeteria over there.
Tenshi: okay, then go down there.
***
(They land by the cafeteria. Tenshi jumps off and ignores the strange glares on her way, then throws the door to the cafeteria open.)
Tenshi: I demand to speak with the boss!
Cafeteria lady: Hi. Can I get you anything?
Tenshi: Your employer.
Cafeteria lady: I'm sorry, but he's busy yelling at the new kid.
Tenshi: Huh?
(From the kitchen a lot of noise can be heard)
Boss: I told you to be careful with that plate! Miss Williot was one of my best costumers and now she's never coming back!
?: You should try and hold a plate with only three claws!
Boss: Don't try and talk back to me, son. Else I'll fire you!
?: What's the point, anyway? I only get three bucks an hour!
Boss: You think there are other places that pays more? Well ok, there is, but none of which wants to hire such a skinny little demon like yourselfe! What the hell are you, anyway?
?: That's it! I will not take this abuse! I quit!
Boss: Fine! The exits over there!
?: Goodbye!
(A loud banging sound is heard as the door is shut. Raziel walks out, looking more that mildly furius and wearing an apron.)
Raziel V.O: So that was it. Third time I was fired, and that on one day. Well at least I had'nt got a bootprint stuck on my butt like last time. This time at least I got to walk out myselfe.
Tenshi: Raziel!
(Raziel looks up)
Raziel: Huh?......JANOS!
Janos: Over here!
(Raziel runs past the tables and meets Tenshi and Janos)
Raziel: What are you doing here??
Janos: I spotted you in the kitchen at my breakfast today.
Raziel: Really? What did you get to eat?
Janos: A teacher.
Raziel: But...they don't serve teachers.
Janos: No, it was the guy at the next table.
Tenshi: Allright allright, we have a tight schedule to follow here.
Raziel: Er, Janos? Who is she?
Tenshi: I'm Tenshi.
Janos: Yeah, she's the one that brought us here. She abused her new powers and screwed up our dimension, thus she send us all here from Nosgoth. She's here to work things out and get us back.
Tenshi: Thank you, Janos.
Raziel: Huh? Get us back to Nosgoth?
Tenshi: Dear god, not again! Please tell me you remember Nosgoth!
Raziel: (smiles nervously) Can't say that I do.
Tenshi: Christ!
Raziel: But, I did find this strange object on my way here.
Tenshi: What object?
(Raziel pulls out the Reaver from his cowl, watching it closely)
Raziel: I don't take it out often. It has this evil glare that I'm not too fond of.
Tenshi: The Soul Reaver!
Janos: Actually, it's only the Reaver now! Raziel, quickly, give it to me!
(Raziel hands Janos the blade)
Janos: There.
Raziel: Um, why can't I carry it?
Tenshi: Because sooner or later it's gonna impale you and suck your soul, and if Kain ain't around you'll be in trouble.
Raziel: Wait a minute.......Kain?? The bastard?? NOW I remember! God, I can't believe I'm stuck here at a cafeteria when I have to go and kill Kain!!
(Raziel rips off the apron and throws it away furiusly)
Raziel: Let's go! I'll make sure that he will not wake to the next morning!
Tenshi: Allright! Let's go find Kain next! Um.....anyone has any idea where to look?
(The two looks at each other and shrugs)
Tenshi: Okay, think. You're a big nasty vampire with psychotic tendencies. You're loose in the city.....where would you go?
Janos: Er.....
Raziel: Um.....
Janos: Hm....
Raziel: ....the beach! Everyone loves the beach!
Janos: For christs sake, Tenshi! We found Raziel at a cafeteria, Kain could be anywhere!
Raziel: Hey! She found YOU at her school, did'nt she??
Tenshi: Wait a second! Raziel! Where did you find the Reaver?
Raziel: Um, I found it on my way to work.
Tenshi: Which way is that?
Raziel: It's somewhere down this road. I can show you.
Tenshi: Allright, let's say Kain came there. The Reaver is his weapon! So, Kain must have dropped it there! Perhaps he's nearby!
Janos: No time to loose! On my back!
(Tenshi jumps on Janos' back while Raziel holds on to his right leg.)
Raziel: Oh wait! I forgot something!
(Raziel jumps off and runs into the cafeteria. Moments later noises can be heard)
Boss: What are you doing here? I'm not going to.....huh? What's that thing you're.....Oh dear god! Oh no!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
(His voice is cut off by several buzzing sounds and a piercing scream)
Raziel: (with the SR on his arm) There! Done! Now let's go!
(Raziel jumps back on Janos' leg and he leaps into the air)
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(Meanwhile, at one of the tables outside the cafeteria. Six Sarafans jump up from their seats and watches as Tenshi, Janos and Raziel makes their way down the street.)
SF Turel: Drat! We lost him! That was our one chance to get the Beast!
SF Raziel: No worry, Turel. We heard where they are going. We'll just follow them!
SF Dumah: What a bright idea, Lord Raziel!
SF Zephon: I say!
SF Rahab: Ingenious!
SF Melchiah: Allright, but can I finnish my lunch first?
(Everyone sends SF Melchiah a death glare)
SF Melchiah: What?
SF Raziel: The small skinny one has got the Reaver! If we get it too it will truly please Lord Moebius!
SF Turel: Mabey he'll even forget about the money we owe him for the poker night...
SF Raziel: I'll take care of the Beast! The girl and the ugly small skeleton thingy will be no match for you!
SF Zephon: I say!
SF Rahab: Ha haa! Such a little beings does not scare us, the Great Sarafan! Did you see how ugly the demon was?
SF Dumah: Yeah! Ha haa!
SF Turel: Ha haa!
SF Zephon: I say!
SF Melchiah: He had nice hair though.
SF Raziel: Shut up, you! Now let's get them!
(The sarafan run down the street)
***
Storyteller: Meanwhile, the vampires were flying high up in the air, gazing on the city below, which was....
Tenshi: You again??! Shut up already! This story does'nt have a storyteller!!
Storyteller: I'm labeled 'storyteller'! That makes me the storyteller!
Tenshi: No it does'nt! If it does anything it only affirms that you're not in this story, since this story does'nt have a storyteller!!
Storyteller: I just want a little attention! Is that so much to ask?? Huh?? Oh, what do you care! You're the main character!! You're the one with the big ego, the one who gets all the lines just because this is YOUR story!
Tenshi: That's right, it's MY story! That way I'm going to kick YOU out of it!
Storyteller: I'm irreplaceable! You'll never find anyone better suited than me! You hear me???! NEVER!!
(The voices dissapears again)
Tenshi: I'm so tired of that voice....do you see anything Raziel?
Raziel: AAAHHHH! LONG WAY DOWN!!! AAAH!!
Janos: Calm down, Raziel! I ain't gonna drop you!
Raziel: NOOO! I WANNA GET OOOFFF!!! PLEASE!!!
Tenshi: Just answer me, dammit! Was it here??
Raziel: NOO!! I.....Wait a second.....there!! It was there I found it!
Tenshi: Allright! Janos, go down!
Janos: I'm going down!
(Janos glides down and lands softly on the ground)
Janos: There. Um, Raziel, stop clenching my leg.
Raziel: N-n-n-noo! L-l-leave m-m-me al-l-lone.....
Tenshi: Raziel, get off Janos leg. Come on, slowly....one claw at a time....
Raziel: I-I-I c-can't m-m-move! T-too s-s-scared!!
Janos: He's been brutally killed twice and manipulated in every way and now he's too scared to get off my leg??
Tenshi: There. See? Back safe on the ground.
Raziel: T-thanks. I'm never flying again.
Janos: I can't believe that guy had wings once.
Raziel: I never really used them, you see. But they were some chick magnets!
Tenshi: Enough with idle chatter. Let's see...
(They turn around to face a big....)
Tenshi: ....dance club? What the hell is Kain doing at a dance club?
Janos: ...dancing?
Raziel: Ah. Must get that image out of my head....
Tenshi: Well then, let's get inside.
(They all walk inside)
***
(Inside the dance club, at the bar)
Kain: ...and then I schaid....I schaid...'schut up ya whiny bitsch! I ain't never heard anyone complainin' asch much asch you before!'
Girl with brown hair: (giggles)
Girl with blond hair: Mighty lord Kain knows to put a woman in her place.
Girl with pink hair: We like that!
Kain: Yeah.....scho, needlesch to schay, sche wasch pretty pisched...scho I juscht told her to schram scho I did'nt have to look at her half rotten fasche anymore...
Girl with blond hair: Wow.
Girl with brown hair: You are so the man, Lord Kain.
Kain: I s-scho am....bartender! Another round to them fine ladiesch, and a big fat schrewdriver to me! (hic)
Tenshi: Looks like he's been having a good time.
Janos: That's enough now.
(Janos moves towards Kain threateningly untill he stands right in front of him.)
Janos: Kain!
Kain: Wha'? Oh hi there, Janosch! Scho nice ter schee you again, it'sch been schuch a long time schince. Lischen, do you wanna schare a bottle with me? It'sch on me tonight.
Janos: No. I'm gonna take you home now.
Woman with blond hair: Aww come on.
Woman with brown hair: He just got here, you know.
Woman with blond hair: And we wanna hear more stories about the famous and mighty Lord Kain!
Woman with pink hair: Yeah! You don't decide wether he's going or not!
Kain: Yeah! Thatsch true! (hic) You don't have the right to come here and act like you're my parent or schomefing! 'Causche you ain't! I'll enjoy myselfe with thesche nice woman, and if you have anyfing to schay about that...
(Kain stands up threateningly, almost loosing his balance. He's looking directly into Janos eyes, but Janos does'nt even flinch.)
Janos: You're drunk Kain.
(Kain steps back, offended.)
Kain: I...what?? What are you talking about?? I'm (hic) totally schober!! Unlike schome people I know (hic) when I've gotten enough!! How dare you to come and (hic) schay schomefing like that!! I'll take you on myschelfe! Both of you!! En garde!!!
(Kain raises his hand and waves it around on his back. Janos rolls his eyes.)
Kain: Oh.....yeah. I (hic) loscht the Reaver thisch mornin'.....
Woman with pink hair: Leave us alone! Else he'll take you on with his bare hands!
Woman with blond hair: He told us he can do it, you know....
Kain: And I (hic) can...
(Then Tenshi decides it's time to leave. She runs up beside Janos.)
Tenshi: Come on, Kain, you can barely stand in that condition! Challenging Janos to a fight is just plain stupid!
Woman with pink hair: Who the hell are all these people? Leave him alone!
Tenshi: Why don't you just shut your....and one more thing, what person with a sane mind would go paint her hair that awful colour??! Seriusly!!
Woman with pink hair: Shut up yourselfe!
Janos: Come on now, Kain.
(Janos grabs Kain under the arms, then begins to drag him out)
Kain: No! Let me go! Who'sch the uglee girl?? Releasche me, angelic winged blue demon fing!!
(With some effort Tenshi and Janos succeed in dragging Kain all the way outside.)
***
Raziel: I see you found him.
(Tenshi and Janos are both dragging a ranting Kain out of the dance club)
Kain: I schaid let go of me! Oh look, there'sch Raschiel! HIIIII RASCHIEL!!
(Janos makes a face)
Janos: Someone shut him up.
Tenshi: He's dead drunk....look at him. Now he's hugging Raziel's legs.
Kain: Raschiel! I've misched you scho much! (hic) I really am schorry about that abysch fing, pleasche don't take it perschonal. Perhapsch I can make it up to you by
(hic) buying you a drink...
Raziel: (death glare) Can I kill him now?
(Tenshi grabs Kain and drags him up against a wall)
Tenshi: Allright, listen mister. You've better sober up soon so we can get on with this thing!
(She only recieves a stupid, drunken smile. Then Kain begins to rant about the weather and how much he misses the sanctuary. Tenshi sighs and leaves him babbeling.)
Tenshi: What now?
Janos: (raised brow) Raziel, you don't seem very suprised.
Raziel: You mean by Kain? I 'lived' with the guy for a thousand years. I tell you, this ain't the first time I've seen him being dragged out from a place like this. Did you know that Meridian actually has a place called 'Brothel Street'? I remember more than one night when it got pretty ugly out there...
Tenshi: (quickly) Allright got ya. So do you know how to sober him up?
Raziel: A hot bath used to work.
Tenshi: ...
Janos: But, wait.........
(Raziel smirks and Janos brights up.)
Janos: Ooh. Heh heh.
***
( Soon, Tenshi is lying on the ground with a piece of paper and a pencil)
Tenshi: Allright.....'A shower appeared out of nowhere on the middle of the street'.
(A shower appears out of nowhere on the middle of the street)
Tenshi: He he.
Janos: okay, let's get him in.
(Janos and Raziel drags a highly objecting Kain into the shower)
Kain: What are you doin'?? Schet me down! I can (hic) walk by myschelfe! What'sch that schtoopid fing for??? Let go!!
(Janos and Raziel places him inside the shower.)
Janos: This is for your own good, Kain.
Tenshi: Will you have the honour, Raziel?
Raziel: (grinning) Most certainly.
(Raziel moves closer to the handle)
Kain: I love you, Raschiel.
Raziel: Shut up, you big drunk piece of garlic.
(Raziel turns the handle. A ton of boiling water rains down on Kain.)
Kain: Ahhhhhh...thisch isch very.......Hm? AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! BUUUUURRRRRRNNNNNNN!!!!!!
Tenshi: You think it's working?
Raziel: Of course it's working!
Janos: Don't let him out yet!
(Janos, Tenshi and Raziel blocks the way)
Kain: AAAAHHHHH! TURN IT OFF!!!! TURN IT OFF!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!
Raziel: Hold him!
Janos: OW! It's dripping on me!
Tenshi: Damn, at least you had your clanbrothers helping you back at the sanctuary Raziel! He weighs a ton!!
Kain: I'LL KILL YOU!!! I'LL SHRED YOUR CORPSES INTO DUST!!! AARGH!!! I'LL TEAR YOUR FLESH APART AND BREAK YOUR BONES!!!! AAAAAAAAH! DAMN YOU!!!!
Raziel: That's it!! Move!!
(Raziel throws himselfe against the others, and they all fall to the ground. Kain jumps out, furiusly.)
Janos: Ow.
Kain: No one can defeat the mighty lord Kain! VAE VICTUS!!
Raziel: NO!
(Raziel stands up in front of Kain. Janos and Tenshi looks at them astonished)
Raziel: We've got the Reaver, Kain! And you'll get it back if you behave yourselfe and start acting like a grownup!!
Kain: You have my Reaver??? Give it to me!! NOW!!!
Raziel: Promise!!
(Kain glares at him for a moment, realizing he has no choice. He growls.)
Kain: Allright. I promise.
(Raziel narrows his eyes, enjoys that he has the upper hand for a moment, then nods to Janos. Janos hands Kain the Reaver.)
Kain: My old sword.......(he kisses it)....I'll never leave you again....
Raziel: It's not that I don't want to kill you.....in fact, my eager to do so just increased....but I think you ought to listen to what these two has to tell you.
Tenshi: Ok, it's my fault that you are here, so I'm going to get you all back to Nosgoth. But first we'll have to find the others before I can send you back. Allright?
Kain: Hmph. I guess so.
Tenshi: Good. (draws a sigh in relief) Then, do you know where the others might be?
Kain: Hm, don't know about the others, but I think I might know where Vorador is.
Tenshi: Then he's next on schedule! Onwards, people!
(The four begins to walk down the street, lead by Kain. None of them knows that they are being closely followed by a gang of Sarafans...)
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That was chapter two!!
Next chapter will include the vampire Vorador!
And now, for all those who read and DID'NT review this chapter, remember now that THREE vampires has just joined me! And we are in pursuit by Sarafans! And.....and, um, that really does'nt have anything to do with it. Well, anyway, you better do as you're told and REVIEW!!
Skriana the Shadow Dragon: Thanks! It always nice when you get positive feedback! Hope you like chapter 2 just as well! ^_^
Kaya De Crystalline: Hehe, don't know wether I think it should...after all it does come with a lot of trouble! For me at least...Thanks for your review!
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(Tenshi and Janos are flying over the city)
Tenshi: Allright, where did you last see him?
Janos: At that cafeteria over there.
Tenshi: okay, then go down there.
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(They land by the cafeteria. Tenshi jumps off and ignores the strange glares on her way, then throws the door to the cafeteria open.)
Tenshi: I demand to speak with the boss!
Cafeteria lady: Hi. Can I get you anything?
Tenshi: Your employer.
Cafeteria lady: I'm sorry, but he's busy yelling at the new kid.
Tenshi: Huh?
(From the kitchen a lot of noise can be heard)
Boss: I told you to be careful with that plate! Miss Williot was one of my best costumers and now she's never coming back!
?: You should try and hold a plate with only three claws!
Boss: Don't try and talk back to me, son. Else I'll fire you!
?: What's the point, anyway? I only get three bucks an hour!
Boss: You think there are other places that pays more? Well ok, there is, but none of which wants to hire such a skinny little demon like yourselfe! What the hell are you, anyway?
?: That's it! I will not take this abuse! I quit!
Boss: Fine! The exits over there!
?: Goodbye!
(A loud banging sound is heard as the door is shut. Raziel walks out, looking more that mildly furius and wearing an apron.)
Raziel V.O: So that was it. Third time I was fired, and that on one day. Well at least I had'nt got a bootprint stuck on my butt like last time. This time at least I got to walk out myselfe.
Tenshi: Raziel!
(Raziel looks up)
Raziel: Huh?......JANOS!
Janos: Over here!
(Raziel runs past the tables and meets Tenshi and Janos)
Raziel: What are you doing here??
Janos: I spotted you in the kitchen at my breakfast today.
Raziel: Really? What did you get to eat?
Janos: A teacher.
Raziel: But...they don't serve teachers.
Janos: No, it was the guy at the next table.
Tenshi: Allright allright, we have a tight schedule to follow here.
Raziel: Er, Janos? Who is she?
Tenshi: I'm Tenshi.
Janos: Yeah, she's the one that brought us here. She abused her new powers and screwed up our dimension, thus she send us all here from Nosgoth. She's here to work things out and get us back.
Tenshi: Thank you, Janos.
Raziel: Huh? Get us back to Nosgoth?
Tenshi: Dear god, not again! Please tell me you remember Nosgoth!
Raziel: (smiles nervously) Can't say that I do.
Tenshi: Christ!
Raziel: But, I did find this strange object on my way here.
Tenshi: What object?
(Raziel pulls out the Reaver from his cowl, watching it closely)
Raziel: I don't take it out often. It has this evil glare that I'm not too fond of.
Tenshi: The Soul Reaver!
Janos: Actually, it's only the Reaver now! Raziel, quickly, give it to me!
(Raziel hands Janos the blade)
Janos: There.
Raziel: Um, why can't I carry it?
Tenshi: Because sooner or later it's gonna impale you and suck your soul, and if Kain ain't around you'll be in trouble.
Raziel: Wait a minute.......Kain?? The bastard?? NOW I remember! God, I can't believe I'm stuck here at a cafeteria when I have to go and kill Kain!!
(Raziel rips off the apron and throws it away furiusly)
Raziel: Let's go! I'll make sure that he will not wake to the next morning!
Tenshi: Allright! Let's go find Kain next! Um.....anyone has any idea where to look?
(The two looks at each other and shrugs)
Tenshi: Okay, think. You're a big nasty vampire with psychotic tendencies. You're loose in the city.....where would you go?
Janos: Er.....
Raziel: Um.....
Janos: Hm....
Raziel: ....the beach! Everyone loves the beach!
Janos: For christs sake, Tenshi! We found Raziel at a cafeteria, Kain could be anywhere!
Raziel: Hey! She found YOU at her school, did'nt she??
Tenshi: Wait a second! Raziel! Where did you find the Reaver?
Raziel: Um, I found it on my way to work.
Tenshi: Which way is that?
Raziel: It's somewhere down this road. I can show you.
Tenshi: Allright, let's say Kain came there. The Reaver is his weapon! So, Kain must have dropped it there! Perhaps he's nearby!
Janos: No time to loose! On my back!
(Tenshi jumps on Janos' back while Raziel holds on to his right leg.)
Raziel: Oh wait! I forgot something!
(Raziel jumps off and runs into the cafeteria. Moments later noises can be heard)
Boss: What are you doing here? I'm not going to.....huh? What's that thing you're.....Oh dear god! Oh no!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
(His voice is cut off by several buzzing sounds and a piercing scream)
Raziel: (with the SR on his arm) There! Done! Now let's go!
(Raziel jumps back on Janos' leg and he leaps into the air)
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(Meanwhile, at one of the tables outside the cafeteria. Six Sarafans jump up from their seats and watches as Tenshi, Janos and Raziel makes their way down the street.)
SF Turel: Drat! We lost him! That was our one chance to get the Beast!
SF Raziel: No worry, Turel. We heard where they are going. We'll just follow them!
SF Dumah: What a bright idea, Lord Raziel!
SF Zephon: I say!
SF Rahab: Ingenious!
SF Melchiah: Allright, but can I finnish my lunch first?
(Everyone sends SF Melchiah a death glare)
SF Melchiah: What?
SF Raziel: The small skinny one has got the Reaver! If we get it too it will truly please Lord Moebius!
SF Turel: Mabey he'll even forget about the money we owe him for the poker night...
SF Raziel: I'll take care of the Beast! The girl and the ugly small skeleton thingy will be no match for you!
SF Zephon: I say!
SF Rahab: Ha haa! Such a little beings does not scare us, the Great Sarafan! Did you see how ugly the demon was?
SF Dumah: Yeah! Ha haa!
SF Turel: Ha haa!
SF Zephon: I say!
SF Melchiah: He had nice hair though.
SF Raziel: Shut up, you! Now let's get them!
(The sarafan run down the street)
***
Storyteller: Meanwhile, the vampires were flying high up in the air, gazing on the city below, which was....
Tenshi: You again??! Shut up already! This story does'nt have a storyteller!!
Storyteller: I'm labeled 'storyteller'! That makes me the storyteller!
Tenshi: No it does'nt! If it does anything it only affirms that you're not in this story, since this story does'nt have a storyteller!!
Storyteller: I just want a little attention! Is that so much to ask?? Huh?? Oh, what do you care! You're the main character!! You're the one with the big ego, the one who gets all the lines just because this is YOUR story!
Tenshi: That's right, it's MY story! That way I'm going to kick YOU out of it!
Storyteller: I'm irreplaceable! You'll never find anyone better suited than me! You hear me???! NEVER!!
(The voices dissapears again)
Tenshi: I'm so tired of that voice....do you see anything Raziel?
Raziel: AAAHHHH! LONG WAY DOWN!!! AAAH!!
Janos: Calm down, Raziel! I ain't gonna drop you!
Raziel: NOOO! I WANNA GET OOOFFF!!! PLEASE!!!
Tenshi: Just answer me, dammit! Was it here??
Raziel: NOO!! I.....Wait a second.....there!! It was there I found it!
Tenshi: Allright! Janos, go down!
Janos: I'm going down!
(Janos glides down and lands softly on the ground)
Janos: There. Um, Raziel, stop clenching my leg.
Raziel: N-n-n-noo! L-l-leave m-m-me al-l-lone.....
Tenshi: Raziel, get off Janos leg. Come on, slowly....one claw at a time....
Raziel: I-I-I c-can't m-m-move! T-too s-s-scared!!
Janos: He's been brutally killed twice and manipulated in every way and now he's too scared to get off my leg??
Tenshi: There. See? Back safe on the ground.
Raziel: T-thanks. I'm never flying again.
Janos: I can't believe that guy had wings once.
Raziel: I never really used them, you see. But they were some chick magnets!
Tenshi: Enough with idle chatter. Let's see...
(They turn around to face a big....)
Tenshi: ....dance club? What the hell is Kain doing at a dance club?
Janos: ...dancing?
Raziel: Ah. Must get that image out of my head....
Tenshi: Well then, let's get inside.
(They all walk inside)
***
(Inside the dance club, at the bar)
Kain: ...and then I schaid....I schaid...'schut up ya whiny bitsch! I ain't never heard anyone complainin' asch much asch you before!'
Girl with brown hair: (giggles)
Girl with blond hair: Mighty lord Kain knows to put a woman in her place.
Girl with pink hair: We like that!
Kain: Yeah.....scho, needlesch to schay, sche wasch pretty pisched...scho I juscht told her to schram scho I did'nt have to look at her half rotten fasche anymore...
Girl with blond hair: Wow.
Girl with brown hair: You are so the man, Lord Kain.
Kain: I s-scho am....bartender! Another round to them fine ladiesch, and a big fat schrewdriver to me! (hic)
Tenshi: Looks like he's been having a good time.
Janos: That's enough now.
(Janos moves towards Kain threateningly untill he stands right in front of him.)
Janos: Kain!
Kain: Wha'? Oh hi there, Janosch! Scho nice ter schee you again, it'sch been schuch a long time schince. Lischen, do you wanna schare a bottle with me? It'sch on me tonight.
Janos: No. I'm gonna take you home now.
Woman with blond hair: Aww come on.
Woman with brown hair: He just got here, you know.
Woman with blond hair: And we wanna hear more stories about the famous and mighty Lord Kain!
Woman with pink hair: Yeah! You don't decide wether he's going or not!
Kain: Yeah! Thatsch true! (hic) You don't have the right to come here and act like you're my parent or schomefing! 'Causche you ain't! I'll enjoy myselfe with thesche nice woman, and if you have anyfing to schay about that...
(Kain stands up threateningly, almost loosing his balance. He's looking directly into Janos eyes, but Janos does'nt even flinch.)
Janos: You're drunk Kain.
(Kain steps back, offended.)
Kain: I...what?? What are you talking about?? I'm (hic) totally schober!! Unlike schome people I know (hic) when I've gotten enough!! How dare you to come and (hic) schay schomefing like that!! I'll take you on myschelfe! Both of you!! En garde!!!
(Kain raises his hand and waves it around on his back. Janos rolls his eyes.)
Kain: Oh.....yeah. I (hic) loscht the Reaver thisch mornin'.....
Woman with pink hair: Leave us alone! Else he'll take you on with his bare hands!
Woman with blond hair: He told us he can do it, you know....
Kain: And I (hic) can...
(Then Tenshi decides it's time to leave. She runs up beside Janos.)
Tenshi: Come on, Kain, you can barely stand in that condition! Challenging Janos to a fight is just plain stupid!
Woman with pink hair: Who the hell are all these people? Leave him alone!
Tenshi: Why don't you just shut your....and one more thing, what person with a sane mind would go paint her hair that awful colour??! Seriusly!!
Woman with pink hair: Shut up yourselfe!
Janos: Come on now, Kain.
(Janos grabs Kain under the arms, then begins to drag him out)
Kain: No! Let me go! Who'sch the uglee girl?? Releasche me, angelic winged blue demon fing!!
(With some effort Tenshi and Janos succeed in dragging Kain all the way outside.)
***
Raziel: I see you found him.
(Tenshi and Janos are both dragging a ranting Kain out of the dance club)
Kain: I schaid let go of me! Oh look, there'sch Raschiel! HIIIII RASCHIEL!!
(Janos makes a face)
Janos: Someone shut him up.
Tenshi: He's dead drunk....look at him. Now he's hugging Raziel's legs.
Kain: Raschiel! I've misched you scho much! (hic) I really am schorry about that abysch fing, pleasche don't take it perschonal. Perhapsch I can make it up to you by
(hic) buying you a drink...
Raziel: (death glare) Can I kill him now?
(Tenshi grabs Kain and drags him up against a wall)
Tenshi: Allright, listen mister. You've better sober up soon so we can get on with this thing!
(She only recieves a stupid, drunken smile. Then Kain begins to rant about the weather and how much he misses the sanctuary. Tenshi sighs and leaves him babbeling.)
Tenshi: What now?
Janos: (raised brow) Raziel, you don't seem very suprised.
Raziel: You mean by Kain? I 'lived' with the guy for a thousand years. I tell you, this ain't the first time I've seen him being dragged out from a place like this. Did you know that Meridian actually has a place called 'Brothel Street'? I remember more than one night when it got pretty ugly out there...
Tenshi: (quickly) Allright got ya. So do you know how to sober him up?
Raziel: A hot bath used to work.
Tenshi: ...
Janos: But, wait.........
(Raziel smirks and Janos brights up.)
Janos: Ooh. Heh heh.
***
( Soon, Tenshi is lying on the ground with a piece of paper and a pencil)
Tenshi: Allright.....'A shower appeared out of nowhere on the middle of the street'.
(A shower appears out of nowhere on the middle of the street)
Tenshi: He he.
Janos: okay, let's get him in.
(Janos and Raziel drags a highly objecting Kain into the shower)
Kain: What are you doin'?? Schet me down! I can (hic) walk by myschelfe! What'sch that schtoopid fing for??? Let go!!
(Janos and Raziel places him inside the shower.)
Janos: This is for your own good, Kain.
Tenshi: Will you have the honour, Raziel?
Raziel: (grinning) Most certainly.
(Raziel moves closer to the handle)
Kain: I love you, Raschiel.
Raziel: Shut up, you big drunk piece of garlic.
(Raziel turns the handle. A ton of boiling water rains down on Kain.)
Kain: Ahhhhhh...thisch isch very.......Hm? AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! BUUUUURRRRRRNNNNNNN!!!!!!
Tenshi: You think it's working?
Raziel: Of course it's working!
Janos: Don't let him out yet!
(Janos, Tenshi and Raziel blocks the way)
Kain: AAAAHHHHH! TURN IT OFF!!!! TURN IT OFF!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!
Raziel: Hold him!
Janos: OW! It's dripping on me!
Tenshi: Damn, at least you had your clanbrothers helping you back at the sanctuary Raziel! He weighs a ton!!
Kain: I'LL KILL YOU!!! I'LL SHRED YOUR CORPSES INTO DUST!!! AARGH!!! I'LL TEAR YOUR FLESH APART AND BREAK YOUR BONES!!!! AAAAAAAAH! DAMN YOU!!!!
Raziel: That's it!! Move!!
(Raziel throws himselfe against the others, and they all fall to the ground. Kain jumps out, furiusly.)
Janos: Ow.
Kain: No one can defeat the mighty lord Kain! VAE VICTUS!!
Raziel: NO!
(Raziel stands up in front of Kain. Janos and Tenshi looks at them astonished)
Raziel: We've got the Reaver, Kain! And you'll get it back if you behave yourselfe and start acting like a grownup!!
Kain: You have my Reaver??? Give it to me!! NOW!!!
Raziel: Promise!!
(Kain glares at him for a moment, realizing he has no choice. He growls.)
Kain: Allright. I promise.
(Raziel narrows his eyes, enjoys that he has the upper hand for a moment, then nods to Janos. Janos hands Kain the Reaver.)
Kain: My old sword.......(he kisses it)....I'll never leave you again....
Raziel: It's not that I don't want to kill you.....in fact, my eager to do so just increased....but I think you ought to listen to what these two has to tell you.
Tenshi: Ok, it's my fault that you are here, so I'm going to get you all back to Nosgoth. But first we'll have to find the others before I can send you back. Allright?
Kain: Hmph. I guess so.
Tenshi: Good. (draws a sigh in relief) Then, do you know where the others might be?
Kain: Hm, don't know about the others, but I think I might know where Vorador is.
Tenshi: Then he's next on schedule! Onwards, people!
(The four begins to walk down the street, lead by Kain. None of them knows that they are being closely followed by a gang of Sarafans...)
***
That was chapter two!!
Next chapter will include the vampire Vorador!
And now, for all those who read and DID'NT review this chapter, remember now that THREE vampires has just joined me! And we are in pursuit by Sarafans! And.....and, um, that really does'nt have anything to do with it. Well, anyway, you better do as you're told and REVIEW!!
