Review responses:
Five: Thanks for the review! I'm happy it worked out for you at last. Yes, the fanfiction net can be eeevil at times, eating your reviews like that...thanks for the review, that's what makes me keep this up! Apart from the fact that I have an urge to write this...Oh well.
MortalSora: Yes, I seem to have failed realizing this before...then again, I've never played Blood Omen. I like Soul Reaver the best. But, I'm really happy you liked the chapter! Here I give you number four!
Kaya De Crystalline: Oh, do I write in a special way? I never noticed! Some people write backwards, I understand if you've had trouble making any sense of that before.... No, seriusly, I'm so glad you like my fic and thanks for reviewing again! And yess, this chapter it's Voradors turn....mwehehehe...
VladimirsAngel: *points an accusing finger at the closet* I SAW THAT! DON'T THINK YOU CAN--Oh wait, was that the young Kain? Oops, sorry! I'm looking for the SR cast. Don't know how young Kain got here, must have been some other AP newbie screwing up the BO dimension...anyway, if no one asks for him you can keep him, I woh'nt tell...but if you see any of the SR cast please let me know, ok? Thanks for the positive review!!
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(Tenshi, Janos, Kain and Raziel are on their way down the street)
Raziel: We've been walking for hours...
Tenshi: We've been walking for 10 minutes, you know.
Janos: (smiling) You'd think YOU of all people would have more patience, Raziel.
Raziel: Yeah, but all of my patience was lost in the abyss, together with my vital organs and my sense of humor.
Kain: Can we talk about something else for a minute?
Tenshi: Sure. Where are we going, Kain?
Kain: We're almost there...
Janos: ....
Tenshi: You did'nt answer my question.
(They all stop in front of a church)
Tenshi: Kain.....what are we doing here?
Kain: We better hurry, the service starts at 10 o'clock.
Janos: Are you sure you're right on this, Kain?
Kain: I wish I was'nt....
(All walk in, a little puzzled on Kains remark. Eventually they end in a big room with a organ playing dramatically. The priest is standing at the altar. Beside the organist and the priest there are only three old ladies in the huge churchroom.)
Tenshi: Allright Kain, find Vorador.
Kain: Find him yourselfe. He's the organist.
Tenshi & Janos: What???
(They all run up a stair leading to the huge organ, and there sits Vorador, working the keys and the pedals)
Janos: Vorador, my child, what have they done to you??
Vorador: Hm?
(Vorador silently finnishes his music, then steps away from the pedals and turns towards Janos. The priest begins to speak in the background.)
Vorador: (quietly) Oh, Janos, hi.
Janos: Vorador, what on earth are you doing playing the organ??
Vorador: (hissing) Stop yelling, Janos! This is a church for gods sake!
Janos: (lowers voice) Allright, listen. We've got to get back to Nosgoth...
Vorador: Huh?
***
(Meanwhile, Tenshi has gone exploring on her own)
Tenshi: (Marveling at the view) This place sure is huge.
Ariel: Hello.
Tenshi: Huh? AAAAAHHH!!!
(Tenshi stares directly into the skull-part of her face and leaps almost three feet up in the air. Everything falls into akward silence below, then the priest snorts offended at the interruption and continues his speech, a little louder.)
Ariel: Can I come through? I need to get down, I'm the choir.
Tenshi: How can you be a choir? You're one person....or, ghost, whatever.
Ariel: The others are sick. I've got a solo, so if you don't mind...
Tenshi: Wait! We have to talk! I have to get you back to Nosgoth!
Ariel: If you're out to sell anything, talk to the priest. He's the boss here.
(Ariel shifts into spectral and reappears downstairs)
Tenshi: (loud sigh)
***
Janos: ....so that's the only way we can get back, you see.
Vorador: I see. Hold on a moment, I have to play this hymn.
Janos: No, wait! We have to get back to Nosgoth!
Vorador: (annoyed) Would you at least wait 'till I'm done here??
Janos: (sighs)
***
(Janos, Kain, Tenshi and Raziel meets at the entrance)
Janos: I can't get him to come with us.
Tenshi: Hmm, Ariel is here too. This is getting easier than expected.
Kain: Damn. What do we do now? Vorador has clearly gone nuts!
Raziel: (mutters) At least he ain't drunk....
Kain: (glares at Raziel)
Tenshi: We have to stay here untill the.....hm, ceremoni is over. Kain, get us some hymn books from the shelves over there...
Kain: What? I'm not gonna sit here an hour and sing along to a hymn book! I thought we were going back to Nosgoth!!
Tenshi: Aww, come on. I think we can spare an hour. Besides, we need to ask Vorador if he knows where the others are.
Janos: You're right. We've found Ariel too. That saves us some time.
Kain: Allright....
(Kain mutters a curse and grabs some hymn books.)
Kain: Here, there are only three.
Janos: Don't worry, we can share one.
Kain: Whatever, I'm not singing.
Tenshi: Let's sit over there.
(The old ladies stares a bit when two vampires and a Soul Reaver makes their way towards one of the middle benches. Tenshi pretends she does'nt notice and sits down. Tenshi and Raziel opens their hymn books, and Janos opens his up for Kain to see. Kain rolls his eyes.
The organ begins to play, and Ariel starts to sing. It's terribly off key. Kain can't supress a yell, and he and the others throws their hands to their ears. It sounds absolutely horrible.)
Raziel: (moans) What is that terrible noise??
Tenshi: That's Ariel singing!
Kain: Make it stop!! Vampires are sensitive to high noises!!
Janos: A thousand years of silence is even better!!
Tenshi: Argh, my ears!!! How can those old ladies be sitting there so quietly?? They must be deaf!!
Raziel: Mabey they've come here too much!! Aargh......
(Raziel shifts to spectral)
Kain: Cheat! We can't go the same way!!
Janos: What do we do?? WHAT DO WE DO???
(Suddently, one of the old ladies stand before them, showing them a handful of earplugs)
Old lady: (With sign language) We learned how to protect ourselfes right after she became part of the choir.
Tenshi: (With sign language) Thanks!
(The three put the earplugs in their ears and slump back into the seats, reliefed. When they finally take them out it is during the priests speech.)
Priest: ...the Lord lift his countenance upon you and give you peace. Amen.
Janos: (crying) T-that was so beautiful!
Kain: Oh, come on!
Raziel: How long must we sit here? I'm hungry...
Tenshi: There's one hymn back, then we can leave.
(Everyone can relax their ears, since the last hymn is not sung by Ariel. Janos sings along of full heart, while Kain only sits and snorts. Raziel follows as good as can, but is muttering most of it.)
***
Tenshi: That was'nt so bad.
Kain: That was my worst expirience since Mortanius turned me from the light.
Janos: I think we should do it again sometime! Why doesn't Nosgoth have any churches?
Kain: Perhaps we can persuade the Sarafan to build you one, you emotional wreck. They've done a great job building cathedrals and such.
Janos: Don't spoil my good mood.
Kain: Why not? It annoys me.
Tenshi: Guys, don't fight now! Janos, go and tell Vorador to meet us outside! I'll find Ariel!
Kain: Great, what am I supposed to do?
Tenshi: Um, keep an eye on Raziel. He's been acting strange...
Kain: Right, so...
(But, just as Tenshi and Janos run off, the church ecchos with a tortured scream)
Priest: No!!! Be gone, evil creature!!! The power of christ is......AAAAAAAAHHH! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
(Kain sighs and walks up to the altar, then almost steps in one of the old ladies who has fainted from the sight.)
Kain: Oops. sorry lady.........
(Kain carefully avoids her, then shakes his head. He walks up in front of Raziel.)
Raziel: .......Ah, that was good.
Kain: (sighs) Raziel, do you really have to make a scene? We don't need all this attention.
Raziel: But I HAD to get something to eat. Everyone thought that priest was annoying, even that woman in the red dress.
Kain: The woman you almost gave a stroke?
Raziel: I did?
Kain: Yeah.
(Silence)
Raziel: ...can I drain her too?
Kain: (firmly) No.
(Suddently Tenshi comes running back up to them)
Tenshi: Raziel! I need you t.....what happened to the priest?
Raziel: I think he had a stroke.
Kain: (rolls eyes)
Tenshi: Oh.......anyway, Raziel, I can't find Ariel anywhere, so I need you to shift into spectral and find her before she leaves!
Raziel: Righteeo!
(Raziel shifts to spectral)
Kain: 'righteeo'?
Tenshi: Now come on, Kain, let's get outside.
***
(Spectral Realm)
Raziel: Aaariiiieeeel? Come out come out, wherever you aaaaaa.....
(Raziel stands face to face with a ghost)
Ghost: How dare you come to me, even in my death!
Raziel: I did not intend to disturb your......hey wait a second, aren't you the priest I drained a moment ago?
Priest: I recognize you! Stand back, demon, and feel the Lords wrath!
(The prist yells 'hiya!' and shows forward a cross)
Raziel: ...
Priest: Shoo! Shoo! I have a cross!
Raziel: I see...
Priest: Begone, fiend!
Raziel: Fine, fine! I'm going.
(Raziel turns to leave)
Priest: HA HAA! I am victorius! No one can match the powers of the Lord!
Raziel: ....whatever.
(So, Raziel leaves the priest who is clearly as nuts as everyone, and goes to search for Ariel.)
***
(Outside the church)
Vorador: But I don't wanna go back! I feel great by staying here!
Ariel: Yeah, I'm with Vorador! Finally I get to get some of the attention!
Tenshi: Come on, Ariel. The glass litterally shattered.
Ariel: That is not true! I resent that!
(Kain points at the church tower, the remains of the tower window beneath it. Ariel sighs.)
Ariel: Allright, I'm going with you.
Janos: What about you, Vorador? Coming too?
Vorador: No! No, I don't want to! You see, in Nosgoth people are always complaining! But here people actually appreciates my work! I like it better here!
Janos: (sighs) Allright, then I'll have to eat my homemade christmas cookies myselfe.
Vorador: Yeah, 'cause I.......er......cookies?
Janos: Yeah, I'm thinking of making some as soon as I get home. I could always bring you some, but then they would be cold....
Vorador: Mmmm.....cookies.
Janos: Hey, did you know that organists works at christmas? I tell you, I'm glad it's not me.
Vorador: What? They did'nt tell me that!
(Everyone looks at Vorador)
Vorador: I......allright then. I'm coming home.
Tenshi: Yess! Let's move it, then!
Ariel: I hope we don't have to walk around all day...
Kain: You're not even walking. And how can you even be here, you who are bound to the Pillar of Balance??
Ariel: Well sorry to ruin your dreamworld, mister "I'll go and ruin the Pillars just for fun because I'm a big mean vampire who does'nt have to give a shit in other people's feelings", but this world does'nt have any Pillars you can wreck. Therefore, right now there's nothing to bind me anywhere.
Kain: She just never lets me forget...
Tenshi: Vorador, have you got any idea where any of the others are?
Vorador: Um, no. Sorry.
Tenshi: Damn! What do we do??
Ariel: Ah yes, here we go again! Ignored once more! I never get any attention! Is this because I'm a ghost? Or perhaps because I'm dead?
Kain: ....Or because you're transperant?
Ariel: Yeah, is it because I'm.....what? No, you moron!
Kain: (sniggers)
Tenshi: Allright, Ariel. Do you know where ANY of the other might be??
Ariel: Well, now you mention it, I do know those little vandals who spraypainted the church! But again, would anyone listen??
Tenshi: Um, I get you, but.....who spraypainted the church?
Ariel: Oh, I tell you....the brood of THAT oversized onion over there.
Kain: What?
Ariel: That's right, they were here just before the ceremoni.
Kain: (sniff) That's my boys....I'm so proud....
Tenshi: So how do we find them?
(Janos goes over to examine the spraypaint, which covers all of the church's backside.)
Janos: ...they've left bottles of spraypaint everywhere.
Tenshi: Right, so if we follow the trail we'll see where they've gone. Everyone, let's go!
(Everyone leaves the church and Tenshi leads the way towards the trail of bottles. Meanwhile, Raziel shifts in from the spectral realm)
Raziel: Uh, hello? She was'nt there! Anyone? Tenshi? Kain? Janos? Oh great...
(Raziel shrugs and returns into the church to see if they have gone there.)
***
Storyteller: While Tenshi and Co. went out to investigate further, five mystic shades who had followed them all the way, suddently stopped, then poked their heads out from the wall...
SF Melchiah: What?? What's that voice?? WHAT'S ALL THIS TALKING IN MY HEAD??
SF Raziel: Shut up, Melchiah!!
SF Turel: I hear it too, what is that?
SF Raziel: Yo, voice! Go away!
Storyteller: Argh, not again! Everywhere I go nowadays people are always yelling at me, telling me to leave! Why can't I be a part of this too??
SF Raziel: Stupid, disembodied voices does not fit in this fic! Now leave us be! Unless you want the mighty Sarafan after you!
SF Rahab: Yeah! What he said!
SF Zephon: I say!
SF Rahab: No, what HE said!
SF Raziel: Quiet, you two! Big Voice, leave us be! This is your last warning!
Storyteller: Ah, allright! But this will not be the last time you hear me! I WILL get a part in this story!
(The voice dissapears....again)
SF Raziel: Damn this story is weird.....first we witness two vampires and a demon walk into a church, then another vampire and a ghost follows, and now there are disembodied voices talking to us??
SF Turel: Yeah, the author is clearly insane.
SF Raziel: Insane or not, we have to make sure that she and the others does not see us! We must get them!
SF Dumah: But how, Lord Raziel! She has the AP!
SF Raziel: The what?
SF Dumah: The Author Powers!
SF Rahab: Yeah, she can just turn us into potted plants or something. And as member of the Sarafan brotherhood I'd really not like to be turned into a potted plant!
SF Zephon: I say!
SF Raziel: I understand, but....what the hell does that have to do with the Sarafan brotherhood??
SF Rahab: Er....
SF Raziel: Anyway, we've already done it! We have set a marvelous trap!
SF Turel: Oh yeah!..........um, what trap?
SF Raziel: Oh, for......look! Remember them, the vampires we took by suprise why they were spraypainting that wall? We tied them up just over there!
(Everone looks into the direction SF Raziel points, and does see the five vampires Raziel, Turel, Rahab, Dumah, Zephon and Melchiah tied up and gagged behind a rosebush.)
V Raziel: Grrrrrr!!
V Dumah: Growl!
V Turel: Rrrrh!
V Zephon: Wrrrrrou!
V Rahab: Mmmmmmrh!
V Melchiah: Kjhsakjhalskg!!
(The sarafan turn back to their leader)
SF Turel: Oh yeah.
SF Raziel: So, you remember how we spread the bottles of spraypaint on the ground?
SF Rahab: Um, no, but I remember how you threatened to strangle me with that vine over there if I did'nt do it...
(SF Raziel cast a death glare on SF Rahab)
SF Rahab: (nervously).....Oh, how WE did it! Now I remember! Yeah!
SF Raziel: And, the track of garbage will lead them right into our trap!
SF Turel: Of course!
SF Dumah: That's brilliant!
SF Rahab: Ingenious!
SF Zephon: I say!
SF Melchiah: Um, I have to pee.
(Everyone stares at Melchiah.)
Melchiah: ......what?
***
And that concludes chapter three!
Next chapter will include Moebius!
And, instead of threatening everyone I've come up with a new plan to get you to review! I'll simply throw a mini contest! Whoever is the LAST to review will get a part in my next chapter!
Heehee, that's sure to give me more reviewers.....or, perhaps not.....yeah, probably not.
Anyway, please REVIEW!!
Five: Thanks for the review! I'm happy it worked out for you at last. Yes, the fanfiction net can be eeevil at times, eating your reviews like that...thanks for the review, that's what makes me keep this up! Apart from the fact that I have an urge to write this...Oh well.
MortalSora: Yes, I seem to have failed realizing this before...then again, I've never played Blood Omen. I like Soul Reaver the best. But, I'm really happy you liked the chapter! Here I give you number four!
Kaya De Crystalline: Oh, do I write in a special way? I never noticed! Some people write backwards, I understand if you've had trouble making any sense of that before.... No, seriusly, I'm so glad you like my fic and thanks for reviewing again! And yess, this chapter it's Voradors turn....mwehehehe...
VladimirsAngel: *points an accusing finger at the closet* I SAW THAT! DON'T THINK YOU CAN--Oh wait, was that the young Kain? Oops, sorry! I'm looking for the SR cast. Don't know how young Kain got here, must have been some other AP newbie screwing up the BO dimension...anyway, if no one asks for him you can keep him, I woh'nt tell...but if you see any of the SR cast please let me know, ok? Thanks for the positive review!!
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(Tenshi, Janos, Kain and Raziel are on their way down the street)
Raziel: We've been walking for hours...
Tenshi: We've been walking for 10 minutes, you know.
Janos: (smiling) You'd think YOU of all people would have more patience, Raziel.
Raziel: Yeah, but all of my patience was lost in the abyss, together with my vital organs and my sense of humor.
Kain: Can we talk about something else for a minute?
Tenshi: Sure. Where are we going, Kain?
Kain: We're almost there...
Janos: ....
Tenshi: You did'nt answer my question.
(They all stop in front of a church)
Tenshi: Kain.....what are we doing here?
Kain: We better hurry, the service starts at 10 o'clock.
Janos: Are you sure you're right on this, Kain?
Kain: I wish I was'nt....
(All walk in, a little puzzled on Kains remark. Eventually they end in a big room with a organ playing dramatically. The priest is standing at the altar. Beside the organist and the priest there are only three old ladies in the huge churchroom.)
Tenshi: Allright Kain, find Vorador.
Kain: Find him yourselfe. He's the organist.
Tenshi & Janos: What???
(They all run up a stair leading to the huge organ, and there sits Vorador, working the keys and the pedals)
Janos: Vorador, my child, what have they done to you??
Vorador: Hm?
(Vorador silently finnishes his music, then steps away from the pedals and turns towards Janos. The priest begins to speak in the background.)
Vorador: (quietly) Oh, Janos, hi.
Janos: Vorador, what on earth are you doing playing the organ??
Vorador: (hissing) Stop yelling, Janos! This is a church for gods sake!
Janos: (lowers voice) Allright, listen. We've got to get back to Nosgoth...
Vorador: Huh?
***
(Meanwhile, Tenshi has gone exploring on her own)
Tenshi: (Marveling at the view) This place sure is huge.
Ariel: Hello.
Tenshi: Huh? AAAAAHHH!!!
(Tenshi stares directly into the skull-part of her face and leaps almost three feet up in the air. Everything falls into akward silence below, then the priest snorts offended at the interruption and continues his speech, a little louder.)
Ariel: Can I come through? I need to get down, I'm the choir.
Tenshi: How can you be a choir? You're one person....or, ghost, whatever.
Ariel: The others are sick. I've got a solo, so if you don't mind...
Tenshi: Wait! We have to talk! I have to get you back to Nosgoth!
Ariel: If you're out to sell anything, talk to the priest. He's the boss here.
(Ariel shifts into spectral and reappears downstairs)
Tenshi: (loud sigh)
***
Janos: ....so that's the only way we can get back, you see.
Vorador: I see. Hold on a moment, I have to play this hymn.
Janos: No, wait! We have to get back to Nosgoth!
Vorador: (annoyed) Would you at least wait 'till I'm done here??
Janos: (sighs)
***
(Janos, Kain, Tenshi and Raziel meets at the entrance)
Janos: I can't get him to come with us.
Tenshi: Hmm, Ariel is here too. This is getting easier than expected.
Kain: Damn. What do we do now? Vorador has clearly gone nuts!
Raziel: (mutters) At least he ain't drunk....
Kain: (glares at Raziel)
Tenshi: We have to stay here untill the.....hm, ceremoni is over. Kain, get us some hymn books from the shelves over there...
Kain: What? I'm not gonna sit here an hour and sing along to a hymn book! I thought we were going back to Nosgoth!!
Tenshi: Aww, come on. I think we can spare an hour. Besides, we need to ask Vorador if he knows where the others are.
Janos: You're right. We've found Ariel too. That saves us some time.
Kain: Allright....
(Kain mutters a curse and grabs some hymn books.)
Kain: Here, there are only three.
Janos: Don't worry, we can share one.
Kain: Whatever, I'm not singing.
Tenshi: Let's sit over there.
(The old ladies stares a bit when two vampires and a Soul Reaver makes their way towards one of the middle benches. Tenshi pretends she does'nt notice and sits down. Tenshi and Raziel opens their hymn books, and Janos opens his up for Kain to see. Kain rolls his eyes.
The organ begins to play, and Ariel starts to sing. It's terribly off key. Kain can't supress a yell, and he and the others throws their hands to their ears. It sounds absolutely horrible.)
Raziel: (moans) What is that terrible noise??
Tenshi: That's Ariel singing!
Kain: Make it stop!! Vampires are sensitive to high noises!!
Janos: A thousand years of silence is even better!!
Tenshi: Argh, my ears!!! How can those old ladies be sitting there so quietly?? They must be deaf!!
Raziel: Mabey they've come here too much!! Aargh......
(Raziel shifts to spectral)
Kain: Cheat! We can't go the same way!!
Janos: What do we do?? WHAT DO WE DO???
(Suddently, one of the old ladies stand before them, showing them a handful of earplugs)
Old lady: (With sign language) We learned how to protect ourselfes right after she became part of the choir.
Tenshi: (With sign language) Thanks!
(The three put the earplugs in their ears and slump back into the seats, reliefed. When they finally take them out it is during the priests speech.)
Priest: ...the Lord lift his countenance upon you and give you peace. Amen.
Janos: (crying) T-that was so beautiful!
Kain: Oh, come on!
Raziel: How long must we sit here? I'm hungry...
Tenshi: There's one hymn back, then we can leave.
(Everyone can relax their ears, since the last hymn is not sung by Ariel. Janos sings along of full heart, while Kain only sits and snorts. Raziel follows as good as can, but is muttering most of it.)
***
Tenshi: That was'nt so bad.
Kain: That was my worst expirience since Mortanius turned me from the light.
Janos: I think we should do it again sometime! Why doesn't Nosgoth have any churches?
Kain: Perhaps we can persuade the Sarafan to build you one, you emotional wreck. They've done a great job building cathedrals and such.
Janos: Don't spoil my good mood.
Kain: Why not? It annoys me.
Tenshi: Guys, don't fight now! Janos, go and tell Vorador to meet us outside! I'll find Ariel!
Kain: Great, what am I supposed to do?
Tenshi: Um, keep an eye on Raziel. He's been acting strange...
Kain: Right, so...
(But, just as Tenshi and Janos run off, the church ecchos with a tortured scream)
Priest: No!!! Be gone, evil creature!!! The power of christ is......AAAAAAAAHHH! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
(Kain sighs and walks up to the altar, then almost steps in one of the old ladies who has fainted from the sight.)
Kain: Oops. sorry lady.........
(Kain carefully avoids her, then shakes his head. He walks up in front of Raziel.)
Raziel: .......Ah, that was good.
Kain: (sighs) Raziel, do you really have to make a scene? We don't need all this attention.
Raziel: But I HAD to get something to eat. Everyone thought that priest was annoying, even that woman in the red dress.
Kain: The woman you almost gave a stroke?
Raziel: I did?
Kain: Yeah.
(Silence)
Raziel: ...can I drain her too?
Kain: (firmly) No.
(Suddently Tenshi comes running back up to them)
Tenshi: Raziel! I need you t.....what happened to the priest?
Raziel: I think he had a stroke.
Kain: (rolls eyes)
Tenshi: Oh.......anyway, Raziel, I can't find Ariel anywhere, so I need you to shift into spectral and find her before she leaves!
Raziel: Righteeo!
(Raziel shifts to spectral)
Kain: 'righteeo'?
Tenshi: Now come on, Kain, let's get outside.
***
(Spectral Realm)
Raziel: Aaariiiieeeel? Come out come out, wherever you aaaaaa.....
(Raziel stands face to face with a ghost)
Ghost: How dare you come to me, even in my death!
Raziel: I did not intend to disturb your......hey wait a second, aren't you the priest I drained a moment ago?
Priest: I recognize you! Stand back, demon, and feel the Lords wrath!
(The prist yells 'hiya!' and shows forward a cross)
Raziel: ...
Priest: Shoo! Shoo! I have a cross!
Raziel: I see...
Priest: Begone, fiend!
Raziel: Fine, fine! I'm going.
(Raziel turns to leave)
Priest: HA HAA! I am victorius! No one can match the powers of the Lord!
Raziel: ....whatever.
(So, Raziel leaves the priest who is clearly as nuts as everyone, and goes to search for Ariel.)
***
(Outside the church)
Vorador: But I don't wanna go back! I feel great by staying here!
Ariel: Yeah, I'm with Vorador! Finally I get to get some of the attention!
Tenshi: Come on, Ariel. The glass litterally shattered.
Ariel: That is not true! I resent that!
(Kain points at the church tower, the remains of the tower window beneath it. Ariel sighs.)
Ariel: Allright, I'm going with you.
Janos: What about you, Vorador? Coming too?
Vorador: No! No, I don't want to! You see, in Nosgoth people are always complaining! But here people actually appreciates my work! I like it better here!
Janos: (sighs) Allright, then I'll have to eat my homemade christmas cookies myselfe.
Vorador: Yeah, 'cause I.......er......cookies?
Janos: Yeah, I'm thinking of making some as soon as I get home. I could always bring you some, but then they would be cold....
Vorador: Mmmm.....cookies.
Janos: Hey, did you know that organists works at christmas? I tell you, I'm glad it's not me.
Vorador: What? They did'nt tell me that!
(Everyone looks at Vorador)
Vorador: I......allright then. I'm coming home.
Tenshi: Yess! Let's move it, then!
Ariel: I hope we don't have to walk around all day...
Kain: You're not even walking. And how can you even be here, you who are bound to the Pillar of Balance??
Ariel: Well sorry to ruin your dreamworld, mister "I'll go and ruin the Pillars just for fun because I'm a big mean vampire who does'nt have to give a shit in other people's feelings", but this world does'nt have any Pillars you can wreck. Therefore, right now there's nothing to bind me anywhere.
Kain: She just never lets me forget...
Tenshi: Vorador, have you got any idea where any of the others are?
Vorador: Um, no. Sorry.
Tenshi: Damn! What do we do??
Ariel: Ah yes, here we go again! Ignored once more! I never get any attention! Is this because I'm a ghost? Or perhaps because I'm dead?
Kain: ....Or because you're transperant?
Ariel: Yeah, is it because I'm.....what? No, you moron!
Kain: (sniggers)
Tenshi: Allright, Ariel. Do you know where ANY of the other might be??
Ariel: Well, now you mention it, I do know those little vandals who spraypainted the church! But again, would anyone listen??
Tenshi: Um, I get you, but.....who spraypainted the church?
Ariel: Oh, I tell you....the brood of THAT oversized onion over there.
Kain: What?
Ariel: That's right, they were here just before the ceremoni.
Kain: (sniff) That's my boys....I'm so proud....
Tenshi: So how do we find them?
(Janos goes over to examine the spraypaint, which covers all of the church's backside.)
Janos: ...they've left bottles of spraypaint everywhere.
Tenshi: Right, so if we follow the trail we'll see where they've gone. Everyone, let's go!
(Everyone leaves the church and Tenshi leads the way towards the trail of bottles. Meanwhile, Raziel shifts in from the spectral realm)
Raziel: Uh, hello? She was'nt there! Anyone? Tenshi? Kain? Janos? Oh great...
(Raziel shrugs and returns into the church to see if they have gone there.)
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Storyteller: While Tenshi and Co. went out to investigate further, five mystic shades who had followed them all the way, suddently stopped, then poked their heads out from the wall...
SF Melchiah: What?? What's that voice?? WHAT'S ALL THIS TALKING IN MY HEAD??
SF Raziel: Shut up, Melchiah!!
SF Turel: I hear it too, what is that?
SF Raziel: Yo, voice! Go away!
Storyteller: Argh, not again! Everywhere I go nowadays people are always yelling at me, telling me to leave! Why can't I be a part of this too??
SF Raziel: Stupid, disembodied voices does not fit in this fic! Now leave us be! Unless you want the mighty Sarafan after you!
SF Rahab: Yeah! What he said!
SF Zephon: I say!
SF Rahab: No, what HE said!
SF Raziel: Quiet, you two! Big Voice, leave us be! This is your last warning!
Storyteller: Ah, allright! But this will not be the last time you hear me! I WILL get a part in this story!
(The voice dissapears....again)
SF Raziel: Damn this story is weird.....first we witness two vampires and a demon walk into a church, then another vampire and a ghost follows, and now there are disembodied voices talking to us??
SF Turel: Yeah, the author is clearly insane.
SF Raziel: Insane or not, we have to make sure that she and the others does not see us! We must get them!
SF Dumah: But how, Lord Raziel! She has the AP!
SF Raziel: The what?
SF Dumah: The Author Powers!
SF Rahab: Yeah, she can just turn us into potted plants or something. And as member of the Sarafan brotherhood I'd really not like to be turned into a potted plant!
SF Zephon: I say!
SF Raziel: I understand, but....what the hell does that have to do with the Sarafan brotherhood??
SF Rahab: Er....
SF Raziel: Anyway, we've already done it! We have set a marvelous trap!
SF Turel: Oh yeah!..........um, what trap?
SF Raziel: Oh, for......look! Remember them, the vampires we took by suprise why they were spraypainting that wall? We tied them up just over there!
(Everone looks into the direction SF Raziel points, and does see the five vampires Raziel, Turel, Rahab, Dumah, Zephon and Melchiah tied up and gagged behind a rosebush.)
V Raziel: Grrrrrr!!
V Dumah: Growl!
V Turel: Rrrrh!
V Zephon: Wrrrrrou!
V Rahab: Mmmmmmrh!
V Melchiah: Kjhsakjhalskg!!
(The sarafan turn back to their leader)
SF Turel: Oh yeah.
SF Raziel: So, you remember how we spread the bottles of spraypaint on the ground?
SF Rahab: Um, no, but I remember how you threatened to strangle me with that vine over there if I did'nt do it...
(SF Raziel cast a death glare on SF Rahab)
SF Rahab: (nervously).....Oh, how WE did it! Now I remember! Yeah!
SF Raziel: And, the track of garbage will lead them right into our trap!
SF Turel: Of course!
SF Dumah: That's brilliant!
SF Rahab: Ingenious!
SF Zephon: I say!
SF Melchiah: Um, I have to pee.
(Everyone stares at Melchiah.)
Melchiah: ......what?
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And that concludes chapter three!
Next chapter will include Moebius!
And, instead of threatening everyone I've come up with a new plan to get you to review! I'll simply throw a mini contest! Whoever is the LAST to review will get a part in my next chapter!
Heehee, that's sure to give me more reviewers.....or, perhaps not.....yeah, probably not.
Anyway, please REVIEW!!
