First of all, thank you to my reviewers:
KissTheRainGirl12489: I was just in a silly mood when I typed this up! I didn't expect to write more then that but seeing as people want more, I'll add more. I based this on a role-play with my friend Lily on Yahoo Messenger.
Fifithepineapplegoddess- oh my god, that name is so cute! How did you come up with it? I just figured out how to upload the documents, it was quite a challenge! I had to un-save the resave all my documents to doc. Instead of wps. But I have it figured out now! I also want to take a guess at your name: you like Fifi in the new Rugrats and you like Spongebob Squarepant's house?
DreaminofLorien- hey I want to go to Lorien too! Take me with you when you go! I am a great travel buddy and I fit into most overhead storage compartments! Air Middle Earth has some great rates right now! Since people want more, I'll type more. I have plenty more stunts seeing as our Yahoo role-play went over the span of like 2 or 3 weeks and that should give me plenty more ammunition
Jazmin3 Firewing- you are so right. I took 15 minutes and looked it over thoroughly. It certainly does need some grammatical improvement. The stuff I used is actual Elvish, Quenyan. A few times I had to string some stuff together for a rough translation, but otherwise it is a real phrase. I used an Elvish dictionary that can be found at: and I know it's real because it was made based on the Elvish found in the series (not just FOTR-ROTK, but also the Silmarillion, and other books like that). By the way, I know the elves didn't have any truth or dare so I took the game and kind of bent it a bit and gave it a new name. Plus I will repost chapter one right after I post this!
Thanks all for your comments and if you have stories let me know, I will definitely read them! I will try and make this as realistic as possible but there is one chapter at the end where the twins will come to America and I will take them to Mall of America and legolas tries on a pink prom dress! It also will have a twisted credit card add, very funny. The only reason this next chapter has such a long food description is because I watched food network for 3 1/2 hours yesterday :p lol
Now onto the next chapter:
Chapter Two:
As punishment for their naughty deed, Elrohir and Elladan had to help the kitchen staff prepare breakfast and dinner. Neither of them liked this deed, seeing as they were not very good at it. Elrond knew that this was killing two birds with one stone: improving their skills and punishment. Pretty early next morning, they reported to the kitchen to begin their work.
Now the head cook, Arnielle, had a soft spot for the twins. They were always sneaking into the kitchen for a snack. So when they came in she had some fruit for them, and a few sweet rolls.
"Diole lle Arnielle" (thank you) Elladan mumbled through a mouthful of roll. Elrohir nodded his head in appreciation.
"My ears heard mumbling but my aged mind understood it. Your welcome my dears. Once you finish we must get to work" she replied, smiling kindly. The twins cleaned their crumbs and peels up, and then rolled up their sleeves. Arnielle was waiting at the row of 6 washbasins with a humongous mound of fruit. The twins spared one another as they went to their fruity punishment.
Armed with a small knife each and a basin between them they started peeling the fruit. Over the course of an hour and a half they and 4 other kitchen maids peeled apples, oranges, kiwis, pineapples, papayas, and mangos. As Elladan was peeling a kiwi, some of the peel dropped on the floor without noticing. Elrohir put his foot down on it and slipped, resulting in a loud bang as dishes went flying. His tunic got caught on the handle to a low cabinet and ripped in half as he fell. Elladan caught him around the waist just al Erestor came in to check up on them.
"Elrohir! Elladan! What in the Valar's name is going on here?" Erestor asked, eyeing them warily.
"It is not what it looks like! Elrohir slipped!" Elladan exclaimed. Erestor just sighed and left.
After their escapade with the fruit slicing, they diced cherries, strawberries, grapes, and blueberries for pastries and breads. Once they finished that they washed vegetables, cutting some up, and made large bowls of salad.
Once fruit and vegetable detail was done, it was time for bread making. They mixed and kneaded until their arms were sore. Both twins left a little surprise in each loaf, in the form of a seed or nut or something else hard. Elladan even put a spoon in one loaf, marking it so he could tell. Then they placed the finished loaves on the racks and another maid took them to the ovens to bake. After bread came meat. Today's lunch was venison strips that had been salted and smoked.
Elladan sliced the meat into strips and Elrohir salted them. Then Arnielle took them to the smokehouse for an hour. During this hour the twins peeled potatoes and put them on to boil, and mashed them with herbs when they were soft enough. They took a 15-minute break after to wait for the meat to finish smoking.
"You boys have been working very hard. On the table in the corner there are some nice chilled lemon squashes and a bowl of fruit. Go relax for a few minutes, you deserved it" Arnielle instructed.
Too soon for the twins, the meat was done. They got up and went to the counter once more. Now there were large wooden slabs of meat strips that had to be arranged on the plate. Then they were taken to a warming compartment to keep them warm until dinner.
Now came pastries. Neither of the twins had the ability to do delicate things except for Elrohir nor that was with a paintbrush. So the pastry was a simple one: pies. They took some of the diced up fruit and some extra meat and made fruit pies and mincemeat pies. There was going to be a large cake but Arnielle was doing that herself.
Finally they were done. They helped clean up and Arnielle was waiting for them at the door with a piece of pie for each wrapped in a cloth napkin.
"Here you are boys, just out of the oven. Thank you for all of your help. Come and help me again soon" she chuckled as they gave her a frightened look. She patted their shoulders and after a brief goodbye they started towards their room for a rest.
************************************************************************ (3 hours later)
"Elladan, I am never, ever going to work in the kitchen voluntarily again. Those poor workers, they need a raise" Elrohir said on the way to the garden, after they had both taken a nap.
"Your right, but they seem to like it. Now I'll race you to the garden! Loser gets thrown in the Bruinen!" Elladan laughed and ran ahead.
"No fair!" Elrohir called to his brother, but Elladan did not hear him. He was too far ahead already. It was a small distance to their favorite spot by the river and Elladan had a huge lead, but Elrohir's grey eyes sparkled with a challenge.
"COMING!" he shouted but took off in another direction entirely. In Elladan's haste the older twin had forgotten one thing: there was a shortcut to their secret spot. It was more treacherous, but saved quite a few minutes.
Like the race of the hare and the tortoise, the slower always wins because they pace themselves or take the time to think. The same is true in the race of the twins. Elrohir arrived first, grabbing a towel from their hidden stash. Towels regularly went missing from the laundry, so much so that the laundry servants did not worry anymore.
Elrohir pulled off his boots, seeing as he had no tunic anymore, and climbed up the huge rock right by the edge.
"I AM KING OF THE MOUNTAIN!" he shouted, and was just about to jump in when something hit him on the shoulder. It was Elladan, who had thrown a pebble at him to get his attention.
"Some mountain" he laughed then pointed to a rock about 50 feet tall, "now that is a mountain!"
"My turn to have a good idea! Lets play Deeds of Courage tonight! Haldir, Orophin, and Rumil from Lorien are arriving tonight, as well as Legolas from Mirkwood!" Elrohir exclaimed.
"Maybe you do have a shred of brilliance in your mind after all" Elladan teased him.
"Well you're just a big mean monster!" Elrohir retorted.
"You are just a small hairy monster!" Elladan replied. Elrohir jumped into the water and swam off to the cove behind the waterfall. Elladan waded into the water then swam after his brother. He found him sitting on a rock ledge, pouting.
"Do you really think I'm hairy?" he asked finally.
"Of course not, I was just joking" Elladan replied. It was getting dark and they had no lantern so they swam to shore and dried off.
"Lets go have dinner and try out our food" Elrohir suggested and they went back to their house. They put on some better clothes and went down to the main dining hall. The food was brought out, and they tried everything. Elrohir spotted the special loaf of bread and quick as a flash, he switched it with the loaf that Erestor, Glorfindel, and Elrond would share. Then he continued eating.
"Valar above! There is a spoon in my bread!" Elrond exclaimed suddenly, gaining the attention of the entire hall. Elladan remained silent but Elrohir was trying desperately to smother his giggles. It got to such a point that he was choking.
"Elrohir, Elladan. You wouldn't have anything to do with this would you?"
KissTheRainGirl12489: I was just in a silly mood when I typed this up! I didn't expect to write more then that but seeing as people want more, I'll add more. I based this on a role-play with my friend Lily on Yahoo Messenger.
Fifithepineapplegoddess- oh my god, that name is so cute! How did you come up with it? I just figured out how to upload the documents, it was quite a challenge! I had to un-save the resave all my documents to doc. Instead of wps. But I have it figured out now! I also want to take a guess at your name: you like Fifi in the new Rugrats and you like Spongebob Squarepant's house?
DreaminofLorien- hey I want to go to Lorien too! Take me with you when you go! I am a great travel buddy and I fit into most overhead storage compartments! Air Middle Earth has some great rates right now! Since people want more, I'll type more. I have plenty more stunts seeing as our Yahoo role-play went over the span of like 2 or 3 weeks and that should give me plenty more ammunition
Jazmin3 Firewing- you are so right. I took 15 minutes and looked it over thoroughly. It certainly does need some grammatical improvement. The stuff I used is actual Elvish, Quenyan. A few times I had to string some stuff together for a rough translation, but otherwise it is a real phrase. I used an Elvish dictionary that can be found at: and I know it's real because it was made based on the Elvish found in the series (not just FOTR-ROTK, but also the Silmarillion, and other books like that). By the way, I know the elves didn't have any truth or dare so I took the game and kind of bent it a bit and gave it a new name. Plus I will repost chapter one right after I post this!
Thanks all for your comments and if you have stories let me know, I will definitely read them! I will try and make this as realistic as possible but there is one chapter at the end where the twins will come to America and I will take them to Mall of America and legolas tries on a pink prom dress! It also will have a twisted credit card add, very funny. The only reason this next chapter has such a long food description is because I watched food network for 3 1/2 hours yesterday :p lol
Now onto the next chapter:
Chapter Two:
As punishment for their naughty deed, Elrohir and Elladan had to help the kitchen staff prepare breakfast and dinner. Neither of them liked this deed, seeing as they were not very good at it. Elrond knew that this was killing two birds with one stone: improving their skills and punishment. Pretty early next morning, they reported to the kitchen to begin their work.
Now the head cook, Arnielle, had a soft spot for the twins. They were always sneaking into the kitchen for a snack. So when they came in she had some fruit for them, and a few sweet rolls.
"Diole lle Arnielle" (thank you) Elladan mumbled through a mouthful of roll. Elrohir nodded his head in appreciation.
"My ears heard mumbling but my aged mind understood it. Your welcome my dears. Once you finish we must get to work" she replied, smiling kindly. The twins cleaned their crumbs and peels up, and then rolled up their sleeves. Arnielle was waiting at the row of 6 washbasins with a humongous mound of fruit. The twins spared one another as they went to their fruity punishment.
Armed with a small knife each and a basin between them they started peeling the fruit. Over the course of an hour and a half they and 4 other kitchen maids peeled apples, oranges, kiwis, pineapples, papayas, and mangos. As Elladan was peeling a kiwi, some of the peel dropped on the floor without noticing. Elrohir put his foot down on it and slipped, resulting in a loud bang as dishes went flying. His tunic got caught on the handle to a low cabinet and ripped in half as he fell. Elladan caught him around the waist just al Erestor came in to check up on them.
"Elrohir! Elladan! What in the Valar's name is going on here?" Erestor asked, eyeing them warily.
"It is not what it looks like! Elrohir slipped!" Elladan exclaimed. Erestor just sighed and left.
After their escapade with the fruit slicing, they diced cherries, strawberries, grapes, and blueberries for pastries and breads. Once they finished that they washed vegetables, cutting some up, and made large bowls of salad.
Once fruit and vegetable detail was done, it was time for bread making. They mixed and kneaded until their arms were sore. Both twins left a little surprise in each loaf, in the form of a seed or nut or something else hard. Elladan even put a spoon in one loaf, marking it so he could tell. Then they placed the finished loaves on the racks and another maid took them to the ovens to bake. After bread came meat. Today's lunch was venison strips that had been salted and smoked.
Elladan sliced the meat into strips and Elrohir salted them. Then Arnielle took them to the smokehouse for an hour. During this hour the twins peeled potatoes and put them on to boil, and mashed them with herbs when they were soft enough. They took a 15-minute break after to wait for the meat to finish smoking.
"You boys have been working very hard. On the table in the corner there are some nice chilled lemon squashes and a bowl of fruit. Go relax for a few minutes, you deserved it" Arnielle instructed.
Too soon for the twins, the meat was done. They got up and went to the counter once more. Now there were large wooden slabs of meat strips that had to be arranged on the plate. Then they were taken to a warming compartment to keep them warm until dinner.
Now came pastries. Neither of the twins had the ability to do delicate things except for Elrohir nor that was with a paintbrush. So the pastry was a simple one: pies. They took some of the diced up fruit and some extra meat and made fruit pies and mincemeat pies. There was going to be a large cake but Arnielle was doing that herself.
Finally they were done. They helped clean up and Arnielle was waiting for them at the door with a piece of pie for each wrapped in a cloth napkin.
"Here you are boys, just out of the oven. Thank you for all of your help. Come and help me again soon" she chuckled as they gave her a frightened look. She patted their shoulders and after a brief goodbye they started towards their room for a rest.
************************************************************************ (3 hours later)
"Elladan, I am never, ever going to work in the kitchen voluntarily again. Those poor workers, they need a raise" Elrohir said on the way to the garden, after they had both taken a nap.
"Your right, but they seem to like it. Now I'll race you to the garden! Loser gets thrown in the Bruinen!" Elladan laughed and ran ahead.
"No fair!" Elrohir called to his brother, but Elladan did not hear him. He was too far ahead already. It was a small distance to their favorite spot by the river and Elladan had a huge lead, but Elrohir's grey eyes sparkled with a challenge.
"COMING!" he shouted but took off in another direction entirely. In Elladan's haste the older twin had forgotten one thing: there was a shortcut to their secret spot. It was more treacherous, but saved quite a few minutes.
Like the race of the hare and the tortoise, the slower always wins because they pace themselves or take the time to think. The same is true in the race of the twins. Elrohir arrived first, grabbing a towel from their hidden stash. Towels regularly went missing from the laundry, so much so that the laundry servants did not worry anymore.
Elrohir pulled off his boots, seeing as he had no tunic anymore, and climbed up the huge rock right by the edge.
"I AM KING OF THE MOUNTAIN!" he shouted, and was just about to jump in when something hit him on the shoulder. It was Elladan, who had thrown a pebble at him to get his attention.
"Some mountain" he laughed then pointed to a rock about 50 feet tall, "now that is a mountain!"
"My turn to have a good idea! Lets play Deeds of Courage tonight! Haldir, Orophin, and Rumil from Lorien are arriving tonight, as well as Legolas from Mirkwood!" Elrohir exclaimed.
"Maybe you do have a shred of brilliance in your mind after all" Elladan teased him.
"Well you're just a big mean monster!" Elrohir retorted.
"You are just a small hairy monster!" Elladan replied. Elrohir jumped into the water and swam off to the cove behind the waterfall. Elladan waded into the water then swam after his brother. He found him sitting on a rock ledge, pouting.
"Do you really think I'm hairy?" he asked finally.
"Of course not, I was just joking" Elladan replied. It was getting dark and they had no lantern so they swam to shore and dried off.
"Lets go have dinner and try out our food" Elrohir suggested and they went back to their house. They put on some better clothes and went down to the main dining hall. The food was brought out, and they tried everything. Elrohir spotted the special loaf of bread and quick as a flash, he switched it with the loaf that Erestor, Glorfindel, and Elrond would share. Then he continued eating.
"Valar above! There is a spoon in my bread!" Elrond exclaimed suddenly, gaining the attention of the entire hall. Elladan remained silent but Elrohir was trying desperately to smother his giggles. It got to such a point that he was choking.
"Elrohir, Elladan. You wouldn't have anything to do with this would you?"
