Review Responses:
AquaSword: You're welcome! The concept of the AP powers, I think, was Popelands original idea. It was from one of his stories I found it (Halloween H2OH God NOOO! - you should go and read it.) so credit goes to him. Thanks for your review too!
VladimirsAngel: Well, nobody can know for sure when I'll update, right? ^_^ I usually go for once a week, but I just write the chapters as they come into my head. This time though I was unable to update due to an eeevil school holiday. dammit I want internet at home...anyway, thanks for you review! There might be more guest roles coming up you know...*wink wink*
MortalSora: Did I get you hooked on this? I hope I did! Nothing better than regular reviewers! Glad you liked the priest, I have plans of returning him in the near future. Thanks for your review!
So, last chapter (you did read it, right? This woh'nt make sense if you did'nt so please go back and read it all if not. Go on! You can do it!) I had this contest, meaning the last reviewer would have a guest role in this chapter. The guest role goes to...
(Pause, while Tenshi rips open an envelope and pulls a paper out)
Tenshi: Mortal Sora!
*wild distant cheering*
Kain: Erm, Tenshi?
Tenshi: ...Kain, I'm in the middle of a conversation with my readers here.
Kain: Um, no you aren't. You're just starring ahead and talking to yourselfe, and stopping all progress.
(Tenshi blinks, then turns away from the reader. Behind her Kain, Janos, Vorador and Ariel is looking at her with confused and slightly worried eyes.)
Tenshi: Oh? Heh heh....well, what do you say we all just continue and, um, put that little thing behind us....shall we?
(Tenshi begins to walk. The others looks at each other, shakes their heads and moves on)
Janos: ...Where'd she get the envelope from?
****
(Meanwhile, at some sort of smug office an unknown place, Moebius is bashing SF Raziel over the head with his staff)
SF Raziel: Ow.
Moebius: IDIOT!! Do you realize what you've done???
SF Raziel: (rubs head) Um, I've just told you how we have found the Beast and the Reaver, and how I came here to report while my men follow the vampires, who by now are following the trail of garbage to our trap.
Moebius: Exactly! The trail of garbage!! See, while you were out wasting your life away drinking coffee at a cafeteria, and going to the local dance club, I went out and got myselfe a job! Apart from you lazys!!
SF Raziel: (Angered) I resent that! I'll let you know, my lord, that all of the Sarafan, INCLUDING myselfe, had jobs at a church choir! And we DID work for half a day untill they introduced us to the head of the choir, which was some tonedeaf transperant ghost! And we stopped visiting the danceclub ages ago when we discovered the vampire Kain there...PLUS the brothels, not to forget!
(Moebius is'nt truly impressed with all these sacrifices. He sighs.)
Moebius: Anyway, the state is ready to pay me 1.000.000$....that is, IF I can keep this city clean!
SF Raziel: So you're saying...
Moebius: By spreading your garbage you've made my job so much harder! I'll have to hire new workers to clean up your mess! You've cost me far too much!
(There is a moment of pause)
SF Raziel: But....cleaning, Lord Moebius? I thought your goal was to wipe the vampire scum off the planet, er, planets! And with us, the mighty Sarafan, behind you!
Moebius: Well, since I came here I had to change my goals and make my own way through life...and now, I'll make you do so too! You're fired!
(SF Raziel steps back, almost falling in suprise)
SF Raziel: .....f-fired??
Moebius: Yes, I have already hired someone far more suitable in your place. Her name is Mortal Sora!
(Mortal Sora steps in)
Mortal Sora: Hello.
Moebius: Mortal Sora, I make you the new Leader of my Sarafan Army of Cleanliness!
Mortal Sora: Why, thank you Lord Moebius.
SF Raziel: NO!! You can't do that!! I'm the leader of the Sarafan! They'll only answer to me!
Moebius: Well, we'll see about that now, woh'nt we? Oh, and Raziel...I've sent you two new friends who'll show your to a nice cellar room, where you can sit and think about your actions.
(The doors swings open. Two tall men in toxidos walk in)
Toxido man 1: Hello.
Toxido man 2: Nice to meet you.
SF Raziel: AAAAH!!! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO MEEEE!!
Moebius: Toxido Men, take him away!
(The two Toxido Men drags a cursing and ranting SF Raziel out of the room)
Moebius: Heh heh...I think I'll start my new War Against Filth by cleaning my desk...
***
(Meanwhile, in the local park)
Kain: Janos, what are you doing?
(Janos is carrying an armful of empty spraypaint cans)
Kain: Have you been picking those up all this way??
Janos: To your infomation, Kain, some os us still care about the nature. And these cans are filled with poison.
Kain: They're empty. Why don't you drop them so you don't slow us down?
Janos: No, I will certantly not! What if I drop them on a family of rare bugs or plants? I might crush the last members of a special species, thus making it extinct!
Kain: For gods sake, Janos! This is not even our world! And for all I've seen it was one of the dirtiest ones, even before the cans got thrown here!
Janos: (lowered voice) Well, if you count the 'dirty' times at the dance club...
Kain: What? I HEARD THAT!!!
(Kain begins to argue with him. Janos ignores him and continues to pick up cans. Vorador, growing tired of all this, walks up to Tenshi)
Vorador: When does the trail stop, you think?
Tenshi: I'm not sure...unless, of course, its stops right at the dead end ahead of us.
(For no appearant reason, a giant red brick wall has been placed on the road. The trail of cans stop there. Tenshi and co. looks around.)
Tenshi: ...Odd.
Kain: Yeah, what's that wall doing in the middle of a park?
(Janos sees a piece of rope stretched across the road. He shrugs, then easily avoids it.)
Janos: Hm, weird. I probably should tell Tenshi about this could-be trap. Then again...
Vorador: Perhaps your sons went another way.
Ariel: They must have! Those small bastards could'nt have gone through now, could they?
Kain: You watch it, lady...
Tenshi: But the trail stops here.
Kain: They must have been here, too. Look at the wall.
(Taking a closer look, they see the wall is covered with the colourful words 'stop vampirism!', 'Death to all vampires!'and 'Join the Sarafan in their war against the undead! Free beer every thursday!')
Tenshi: Hmm, these messages confuses me...
Kain: Yeah, they normally have trouble spelling 'Kain sux'.
Vorador: Okay, so they have been here, but the trail ends here too, so...
Janos: I would'nt say that.
(Everyone turns at Janos, who, turning some branches over, reveals a badly hidden pile of cans that reaches further up than the wall itselfe.)
Tenshi: So it took a billion or so spraypaint cans to paint that wall?? Hope they were'nt expensive!
Kain: Hm, its taller than the wall. Perhaps we can climb it.
Vorador: Forget it Kain, it's far too unstable.
Janos: This is an insult to nature!
Tenshi: Ariel, could you pass through that wall and see if there is anything interesting on the other side?
Ariel: Well, sure...
(Ariel shifts to spectral)
Tenshi: Now, let's wait for her return...
Kain: Janos, drop those cans for gods sake!
Janos: No! I'm not going to! You can't make me!
Kain: Allright, that's it. I've had it. Janos, hand it over!
Janos: NO!
(Kain struggles with Janos, then grabs the cans and throws them up atop of the pile)
Kain: There. No sulking, thanks.
Janos: (Snorts and walks back)
(Kain shakes his head and is about to walk back, too. He suddently hears a rumbeling sound behind him. He turns around. The sound falls silent. He shrugs and walks back.)
Tenshi: Damn she's slow...
Vorador: um, Tenshi, what's that sound?
Tenshi: What sound?
(Suddently, there is a loud scream from behind them all. They turn in alarm, in time to just leap out of the way as Kain and a pile of spraypaint cans rolls by them with groundshaking force. After a moment everything falls silent. The cans are now all over the park, and Kain is covered by his own pile in the middle of everything.)
Tenshi: Oh god.
(Kain pops his head out of the pile)
Kain: No worry, I'm unhurt...I think.
Vorador: Dammit Kain! Are you insane??
Janos: Yeah, look at the park! Look at this mess! The poor nature!
Vorador: ...and also, someone was bound to hear that noise, so now they'll come to see what's going on!
Kain: Gee, sorry.
Tenshi: Yeah, you better be s....
(Suddently, Tenshi trips in the rope stretched across the ground.)
Tenshi: Woops. Who leaves a rope there in the middle of the road anyway??
Vorador: This really smells of...
(Suddently, the whole ground opens up beneath them)
Vorador: ...Oh yeah, a trap.
(Everyone falls into the darkness beneath)
All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHhhhhhh...............!!!
***
Storyteller: Tenshi and co. found themselfes in a dark, dark room...
(Tenshi and co. wake up. Of some reason the storyteller knows how grumpy she is in the morning and decides to dissapear.)
Janos: Ow.
Kain: Ow.
Vorador: Ow.
Tenshi: Is'nt it now I say something like 'I can't feel my legs!', and then you say...
Vorador: They're my legs!
Tenshi: Thank you, Vorador.
Vorador: Oh, wait a second...I was wrong. They're your legs. Or, they were, to be correct.
Tenshi: AAAAAAAHHH!!
Vorador: I was joking. They're right there.
Tenshi: Phew.
Kain: Where the hell are we?
Janos: Why it is so dark??
Tenshi: Ok, bright idea! Janos, fly up and see if you can find a way out!
Janos: Um, okay....
(Janos flys up. Moments later a big 'clonk' can be heard from somewhere above, together with Janos' tortured whimper. Then something big lands beside Tenshi with an odd thump.)
Tenshi: I assume we're trapped then.
Vorador: This is insane! Who would trap us???
Voice: I would!
(The light suddently flashes on. Everyone blinks for half an hour due to the illuminating light, then turns around. They face no one but...)
All: Sarafan Raziel!
SF Raziel: That is correct.
Vorador: So YOU'RE the one behind this!
SF Raziel: Yes, this trap was my genius idea! And you fell for it...or, rather, fell into it! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!
Vorador: Ah damn! We should really have seen this coming!
Tenshi: Yess! This is fantastic! I've found another LoK character!
Kain: And the fact that we're trapped?
Tenshi: Oh yeah. Makes my happiness falter slightly.
Vorador: So what, he's trapped too.
(Everyone looks at SF Raziels leg, which is strapped to a chain in the wall.)
SF Raziel: Oh yeah. Well, the trap IS mine, after all. I just did'nt realize that I would be trapped in it, too. HAHAHAAAA!!
Kain: You're a psycho.
SF Raziel: No, I only laugh to keep myselfe from crying. (sniff)
Tenshi: But, if you're not the one behind it all, who...
(A hidden door to the right is opened. A mysterical shade walks in.)
Shade: I am the one behind it all.
Vorador: Wha'....it can't be...
Kain: MORTANIUS!!!
Tenshi: C'mon, Kain, Mortanius is'nt even in this fic.
Kain: Oh, right.
Vorador: Who is it then?
Shade: It's me...Moebius!
(All gasps.)
Vorador: But Moebius is'nt that tall, is he?
(The shade steps into the light. It reveals Mortal Sora)
SF Raziel: Oh great. Not her again!
Tenshi: Huh? You're not Moebius!!?
Kain: What trickery is this??
Moebius voice: Of course I am Moebius, I'm just not here in person.
(Mortal Sora shows them all her 'moebile'. Its a small phone with a tv-screen, showing Moebius face.)
Mortal Sora: My new master has granted me this Moebile, a powerful communication device.
Tenshi: So you did'nt have the guts to come here alone, then you send her instead??
Moebius voice: That's right. Mortal Sora is my new leader of the Sarafan WAF.
Tenshi: waf?
Moebius voice: War Against Filth!
Tenshi: That makes no sense.
Moebius voice: Well, this is your fic.
Tenshi: Yeah, I was getting pretty nervous it would, too.
Vorador: You stole the trap??
Moebius: Yes...I am so evil.
Tenshi: (shudders)
Moebius voice: Now I just need to punish that little filth-maker right there.
SF Raziel: Pah.
Moebius voice: And his punishment is to be confronted with his worst enemies....YOU!!!
(Mortal Sora points towards Tenshi and co.)
SF Raziel: WHAT? NOOOOOOOOO!!!
Tenshi: I see. Clever.
Kain: Hm, this day is getting better than expected.
Tenshi: Why are we trapped, then?
Moebius voice: Just in case you did'nt want to. Well, I'll be seeing you.
(There is a moment of awkward silence)
Moebius voice: Er...Mortal Sora...
Mortal Sora: Oops! Totally forgot I was the one with the moebile, now if you'll excuse me...us....ah damn, whatever.
(Mortal Sora leaves through the hidden door with the Moebile. At this moment, the gate that was between SF Raziel and the others is raised.)
SF Raziel: P-please!! I beg you!! DON'T HURT MEEEE!!
Tenshi: Don't worry, we're not g...
Kain: VAE VICTIS!!!
(Kain jumps forward without warning and begins to cruelly torture SF Raziel.)
Tenshi: KAIN, WAIT!! NO!! I WAS'NT FINNISHED!!
Kain: Stop poking yourselfe! Stop poking yourselfe! Stop poking yourselfe! Stop poking yourselfe! Stop poking yourselfe! Stop poking yourselfe!
SF Raziel: Ow! Ow! Ow! Oww! Ow! Ow! Ow!...
(Vorador grabs Kain and drags him off, and rips SF Raziels chains out of the wall in the meantime)
Kain: Let me go! I was'nt finnished punishing him for trapping us!!
Tenshi: But we need to stay together! Sarafan Raziel might know where the others Sarafan might be!
SF Raziel: So you're not punnishing me?...
Kain: (narrowed eyes) Mabey later.
SF Raziel: (gulps)
Vorador: That's all very nice, although you might concider the fact that WE'RE STILL TRAPPED!
SF Raziel: Well, if you promise not to torture me anymore I'll show you the exit.
Tenshi: Huh? You know where the exit is??
SF Raziel: Sure, I build this thing after all.
(SF Raziel walks to the end of the room, then opens the hidden door without effort.)
Kain: We saw that door too. You could have told us it was unlocked.
SF Raziel: I know where the other Sarafan are! Let's release them and GET REVENGE!!! GWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Vorador: You're right, Kain, the guy is a maniac.
Kain: He seems to remind me of someone.
(Meanwhile, Janos wakes up and sees SF Raziel)
Janos: Hey, that guy lookes like our Raziel!
Kain: ...
Tenshi: ...
Vorador: ...
SF Raziel: ...
Janos: Um, where is he by the way?
***
Thanks for reading chapter four!
And special thanks to Mortal Sora for that awsome performance!
Audience: HURRAH!! *wild clapping and cheers*
I promise you more lines in my next chapter. Feel free to give me your ideas!
Everyone who reviews will get a free Moebile! Turn it on and insult Moebius whenever you want! He can't turn it off!
See you next chapter!
AquaSword: You're welcome! The concept of the AP powers, I think, was Popelands original idea. It was from one of his stories I found it (Halloween H2OH God NOOO! - you should go and read it.) so credit goes to him. Thanks for your review too!
VladimirsAngel: Well, nobody can know for sure when I'll update, right? ^_^ I usually go for once a week, but I just write the chapters as they come into my head. This time though I was unable to update due to an eeevil school holiday. dammit I want internet at home...anyway, thanks for you review! There might be more guest roles coming up you know...*wink wink*
MortalSora: Did I get you hooked on this? I hope I did! Nothing better than regular reviewers! Glad you liked the priest, I have plans of returning him in the near future. Thanks for your review!
So, last chapter (you did read it, right? This woh'nt make sense if you did'nt so please go back and read it all if not. Go on! You can do it!) I had this contest, meaning the last reviewer would have a guest role in this chapter. The guest role goes to...
(Pause, while Tenshi rips open an envelope and pulls a paper out)
Tenshi: Mortal Sora!
*wild distant cheering*
Kain: Erm, Tenshi?
Tenshi: ...Kain, I'm in the middle of a conversation with my readers here.
Kain: Um, no you aren't. You're just starring ahead and talking to yourselfe, and stopping all progress.
(Tenshi blinks, then turns away from the reader. Behind her Kain, Janos, Vorador and Ariel is looking at her with confused and slightly worried eyes.)
Tenshi: Oh? Heh heh....well, what do you say we all just continue and, um, put that little thing behind us....shall we?
(Tenshi begins to walk. The others looks at each other, shakes their heads and moves on)
Janos: ...Where'd she get the envelope from?
****
(Meanwhile, at some sort of smug office an unknown place, Moebius is bashing SF Raziel over the head with his staff)
SF Raziel: Ow.
Moebius: IDIOT!! Do you realize what you've done???
SF Raziel: (rubs head) Um, I've just told you how we have found the Beast and the Reaver, and how I came here to report while my men follow the vampires, who by now are following the trail of garbage to our trap.
Moebius: Exactly! The trail of garbage!! See, while you were out wasting your life away drinking coffee at a cafeteria, and going to the local dance club, I went out and got myselfe a job! Apart from you lazys!!
SF Raziel: (Angered) I resent that! I'll let you know, my lord, that all of the Sarafan, INCLUDING myselfe, had jobs at a church choir! And we DID work for half a day untill they introduced us to the head of the choir, which was some tonedeaf transperant ghost! And we stopped visiting the danceclub ages ago when we discovered the vampire Kain there...PLUS the brothels, not to forget!
(Moebius is'nt truly impressed with all these sacrifices. He sighs.)
Moebius: Anyway, the state is ready to pay me 1.000.000$....that is, IF I can keep this city clean!
SF Raziel: So you're saying...
Moebius: By spreading your garbage you've made my job so much harder! I'll have to hire new workers to clean up your mess! You've cost me far too much!
(There is a moment of pause)
SF Raziel: But....cleaning, Lord Moebius? I thought your goal was to wipe the vampire scum off the planet, er, planets! And with us, the mighty Sarafan, behind you!
Moebius: Well, since I came here I had to change my goals and make my own way through life...and now, I'll make you do so too! You're fired!
(SF Raziel steps back, almost falling in suprise)
SF Raziel: .....f-fired??
Moebius: Yes, I have already hired someone far more suitable in your place. Her name is Mortal Sora!
(Mortal Sora steps in)
Mortal Sora: Hello.
Moebius: Mortal Sora, I make you the new Leader of my Sarafan Army of Cleanliness!
Mortal Sora: Why, thank you Lord Moebius.
SF Raziel: NO!! You can't do that!! I'm the leader of the Sarafan! They'll only answer to me!
Moebius: Well, we'll see about that now, woh'nt we? Oh, and Raziel...I've sent you two new friends who'll show your to a nice cellar room, where you can sit and think about your actions.
(The doors swings open. Two tall men in toxidos walk in)
Toxido man 1: Hello.
Toxido man 2: Nice to meet you.
SF Raziel: AAAAH!!! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO MEEEE!!
Moebius: Toxido Men, take him away!
(The two Toxido Men drags a cursing and ranting SF Raziel out of the room)
Moebius: Heh heh...I think I'll start my new War Against Filth by cleaning my desk...
***
(Meanwhile, in the local park)
Kain: Janos, what are you doing?
(Janos is carrying an armful of empty spraypaint cans)
Kain: Have you been picking those up all this way??
Janos: To your infomation, Kain, some os us still care about the nature. And these cans are filled with poison.
Kain: They're empty. Why don't you drop them so you don't slow us down?
Janos: No, I will certantly not! What if I drop them on a family of rare bugs or plants? I might crush the last members of a special species, thus making it extinct!
Kain: For gods sake, Janos! This is not even our world! And for all I've seen it was one of the dirtiest ones, even before the cans got thrown here!
Janos: (lowered voice) Well, if you count the 'dirty' times at the dance club...
Kain: What? I HEARD THAT!!!
(Kain begins to argue with him. Janos ignores him and continues to pick up cans. Vorador, growing tired of all this, walks up to Tenshi)
Vorador: When does the trail stop, you think?
Tenshi: I'm not sure...unless, of course, its stops right at the dead end ahead of us.
(For no appearant reason, a giant red brick wall has been placed on the road. The trail of cans stop there. Tenshi and co. looks around.)
Tenshi: ...Odd.
Kain: Yeah, what's that wall doing in the middle of a park?
(Janos sees a piece of rope stretched across the road. He shrugs, then easily avoids it.)
Janos: Hm, weird. I probably should tell Tenshi about this could-be trap. Then again...
Vorador: Perhaps your sons went another way.
Ariel: They must have! Those small bastards could'nt have gone through now, could they?
Kain: You watch it, lady...
Tenshi: But the trail stops here.
Kain: They must have been here, too. Look at the wall.
(Taking a closer look, they see the wall is covered with the colourful words 'stop vampirism!', 'Death to all vampires!'and 'Join the Sarafan in their war against the undead! Free beer every thursday!')
Tenshi: Hmm, these messages confuses me...
Kain: Yeah, they normally have trouble spelling 'Kain sux'.
Vorador: Okay, so they have been here, but the trail ends here too, so...
Janos: I would'nt say that.
(Everyone turns at Janos, who, turning some branches over, reveals a badly hidden pile of cans that reaches further up than the wall itselfe.)
Tenshi: So it took a billion or so spraypaint cans to paint that wall?? Hope they were'nt expensive!
Kain: Hm, its taller than the wall. Perhaps we can climb it.
Vorador: Forget it Kain, it's far too unstable.
Janos: This is an insult to nature!
Tenshi: Ariel, could you pass through that wall and see if there is anything interesting on the other side?
Ariel: Well, sure...
(Ariel shifts to spectral)
Tenshi: Now, let's wait for her return...
Kain: Janos, drop those cans for gods sake!
Janos: No! I'm not going to! You can't make me!
Kain: Allright, that's it. I've had it. Janos, hand it over!
Janos: NO!
(Kain struggles with Janos, then grabs the cans and throws them up atop of the pile)
Kain: There. No sulking, thanks.
Janos: (Snorts and walks back)
(Kain shakes his head and is about to walk back, too. He suddently hears a rumbeling sound behind him. He turns around. The sound falls silent. He shrugs and walks back.)
Tenshi: Damn she's slow...
Vorador: um, Tenshi, what's that sound?
Tenshi: What sound?
(Suddently, there is a loud scream from behind them all. They turn in alarm, in time to just leap out of the way as Kain and a pile of spraypaint cans rolls by them with groundshaking force. After a moment everything falls silent. The cans are now all over the park, and Kain is covered by his own pile in the middle of everything.)
Tenshi: Oh god.
(Kain pops his head out of the pile)
Kain: No worry, I'm unhurt...I think.
Vorador: Dammit Kain! Are you insane??
Janos: Yeah, look at the park! Look at this mess! The poor nature!
Vorador: ...and also, someone was bound to hear that noise, so now they'll come to see what's going on!
Kain: Gee, sorry.
Tenshi: Yeah, you better be s....
(Suddently, Tenshi trips in the rope stretched across the ground.)
Tenshi: Woops. Who leaves a rope there in the middle of the road anyway??
Vorador: This really smells of...
(Suddently, the whole ground opens up beneath them)
Vorador: ...Oh yeah, a trap.
(Everyone falls into the darkness beneath)
All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHhhhhhh...............!!!
***
Storyteller: Tenshi and co. found themselfes in a dark, dark room...
(Tenshi and co. wake up. Of some reason the storyteller knows how grumpy she is in the morning and decides to dissapear.)
Janos: Ow.
Kain: Ow.
Vorador: Ow.
Tenshi: Is'nt it now I say something like 'I can't feel my legs!', and then you say...
Vorador: They're my legs!
Tenshi: Thank you, Vorador.
Vorador: Oh, wait a second...I was wrong. They're your legs. Or, they were, to be correct.
Tenshi: AAAAAAAHHH!!
Vorador: I was joking. They're right there.
Tenshi: Phew.
Kain: Where the hell are we?
Janos: Why it is so dark??
Tenshi: Ok, bright idea! Janos, fly up and see if you can find a way out!
Janos: Um, okay....
(Janos flys up. Moments later a big 'clonk' can be heard from somewhere above, together with Janos' tortured whimper. Then something big lands beside Tenshi with an odd thump.)
Tenshi: I assume we're trapped then.
Vorador: This is insane! Who would trap us???
Voice: I would!
(The light suddently flashes on. Everyone blinks for half an hour due to the illuminating light, then turns around. They face no one but...)
All: Sarafan Raziel!
SF Raziel: That is correct.
Vorador: So YOU'RE the one behind this!
SF Raziel: Yes, this trap was my genius idea! And you fell for it...or, rather, fell into it! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!
Vorador: Ah damn! We should really have seen this coming!
Tenshi: Yess! This is fantastic! I've found another LoK character!
Kain: And the fact that we're trapped?
Tenshi: Oh yeah. Makes my happiness falter slightly.
Vorador: So what, he's trapped too.
(Everyone looks at SF Raziels leg, which is strapped to a chain in the wall.)
SF Raziel: Oh yeah. Well, the trap IS mine, after all. I just did'nt realize that I would be trapped in it, too. HAHAHAAAA!!
Kain: You're a psycho.
SF Raziel: No, I only laugh to keep myselfe from crying. (sniff)
Tenshi: But, if you're not the one behind it all, who...
(A hidden door to the right is opened. A mysterical shade walks in.)
Shade: I am the one behind it all.
Vorador: Wha'....it can't be...
Kain: MORTANIUS!!!
Tenshi: C'mon, Kain, Mortanius is'nt even in this fic.
Kain: Oh, right.
Vorador: Who is it then?
Shade: It's me...Moebius!
(All gasps.)
Vorador: But Moebius is'nt that tall, is he?
(The shade steps into the light. It reveals Mortal Sora)
SF Raziel: Oh great. Not her again!
Tenshi: Huh? You're not Moebius!!?
Kain: What trickery is this??
Moebius voice: Of course I am Moebius, I'm just not here in person.
(Mortal Sora shows them all her 'moebile'. Its a small phone with a tv-screen, showing Moebius face.)
Mortal Sora: My new master has granted me this Moebile, a powerful communication device.
Tenshi: So you did'nt have the guts to come here alone, then you send her instead??
Moebius voice: That's right. Mortal Sora is my new leader of the Sarafan WAF.
Tenshi: waf?
Moebius voice: War Against Filth!
Tenshi: That makes no sense.
Moebius voice: Well, this is your fic.
Tenshi: Yeah, I was getting pretty nervous it would, too.
Vorador: You stole the trap??
Moebius: Yes...I am so evil.
Tenshi: (shudders)
Moebius voice: Now I just need to punish that little filth-maker right there.
SF Raziel: Pah.
Moebius voice: And his punishment is to be confronted with his worst enemies....YOU!!!
(Mortal Sora points towards Tenshi and co.)
SF Raziel: WHAT? NOOOOOOOOO!!!
Tenshi: I see. Clever.
Kain: Hm, this day is getting better than expected.
Tenshi: Why are we trapped, then?
Moebius voice: Just in case you did'nt want to. Well, I'll be seeing you.
(There is a moment of awkward silence)
Moebius voice: Er...Mortal Sora...
Mortal Sora: Oops! Totally forgot I was the one with the moebile, now if you'll excuse me...us....ah damn, whatever.
(Mortal Sora leaves through the hidden door with the Moebile. At this moment, the gate that was between SF Raziel and the others is raised.)
SF Raziel: P-please!! I beg you!! DON'T HURT MEEEE!!
Tenshi: Don't worry, we're not g...
Kain: VAE VICTIS!!!
(Kain jumps forward without warning and begins to cruelly torture SF Raziel.)
Tenshi: KAIN, WAIT!! NO!! I WAS'NT FINNISHED!!
Kain: Stop poking yourselfe! Stop poking yourselfe! Stop poking yourselfe! Stop poking yourselfe! Stop poking yourselfe! Stop poking yourselfe!
SF Raziel: Ow! Ow! Ow! Oww! Ow! Ow! Ow!...
(Vorador grabs Kain and drags him off, and rips SF Raziels chains out of the wall in the meantime)
Kain: Let me go! I was'nt finnished punishing him for trapping us!!
Tenshi: But we need to stay together! Sarafan Raziel might know where the others Sarafan might be!
SF Raziel: So you're not punnishing me?...
Kain: (narrowed eyes) Mabey later.
SF Raziel: (gulps)
Vorador: That's all very nice, although you might concider the fact that WE'RE STILL TRAPPED!
SF Raziel: Well, if you promise not to torture me anymore I'll show you the exit.
Tenshi: Huh? You know where the exit is??
SF Raziel: Sure, I build this thing after all.
(SF Raziel walks to the end of the room, then opens the hidden door without effort.)
Kain: We saw that door too. You could have told us it was unlocked.
SF Raziel: I know where the other Sarafan are! Let's release them and GET REVENGE!!! GWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Vorador: You're right, Kain, the guy is a maniac.
Kain: He seems to remind me of someone.
(Meanwhile, Janos wakes up and sees SF Raziel)
Janos: Hey, that guy lookes like our Raziel!
Kain: ...
Tenshi: ...
Vorador: ...
SF Raziel: ...
Janos: Um, where is he by the way?
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Thanks for reading chapter four!
And special thanks to Mortal Sora for that awsome performance!
Audience: HURRAH!! *wild clapping and cheers*
I promise you more lines in my next chapter. Feel free to give me your ideas!
Everyone who reviews will get a free Moebile! Turn it on and insult Moebius whenever you want! He can't turn it off!
See you next chapter!
