A/N Last chapter of 'My Adventure in the Caribbean', once again this is not meant to offend any one, any names, plotlines, or situations similar to others story lines are perfectly coincidental. (I've always wanted to say that!!) He he!! Anyway remember don't be offended, but DO review, savvy. Reviews are used to burn Mary Sue, flames help her grow! LOL!
Chapter Three ~ The Mary Sue Returns
My name is Mary Sue Sparrow. *shock horror gasp* and I'm Jack's daughter. My mother is either some rich poncy woman who ran away from an arranged marriage, some fifteen year old who popped into the Caribbean through the amazing transport system of time travel (much quicker then them bloody buses), Annamaria, or some whore from Tortuga. He's not sure.
Anyway, I live on the Black Pearl and can fight, fight, fight, better then he can. I can stir the ship, wield a sword and drink ten times as much rum as any self respecting pirate, and I'm only like sixteen years old. Good, eh?
Jack has thousands of more children somewhere, as every single author had the same original idea of giving him kids. I've got about ten dozen sisters called Pearl, Lutra, Opal, Cardboard etc, and brothers, only one or two. . .Jack, Will, or something similar…
Anyway, we were sailing the seas one day when Jack said (I call him Jack even though he is my father, for some odd reason, I suppose it makes me cooler!) "Let's pop over to Port Royal, shall we Mary Sue?"
"Oh, yes please!" I reply. And so we went.
Once we got to Port Royal (wow! That was quick, my beta reader says it's called 'plot development', in other words missing about ten days of life out of the characters in order to move the story along. . .but this story doesn't have a plot. . .oh now I'm confused!) argh! I haven't finished the sentence. . .oh well. . .let's. . .
"Hello, Liz and Will, I'm Mary Sue Sparrow." I say, with an angelic smile spread across my beautiful face. Oh I haven't told you what I look like, goodness gracious me! I have blond hair, which is braided, blue eyes which flutter like butterflies when I see any member of the opposite sex, and a very thin body considering all I live of is dead rats and weevil flavoured biscuits.
"Hello Mary Sue." Said Liz, she's not half as pretty as me. Notice how I have randomly changed from the present tense to the past, oh the thrill!
"Hello Mary Sue!" Notice how Will and Liz are basically the same character just different sexes.
And that was when it happened. I fell madly in love with the gorgeous William Turner. And I'm pretty sure he loves me too. After all what is there to love about me? Right, I've made up my mind, I am going to marry Will Turner. I'm sure I'll be able to get round that small problem of him being married, and over twice my age. Though Jack hasn't aged at all.
And then out pops his son. William Junior Junior. And that was when it happened. I fell madly in love with the gorgeous William Turner. And I'm pretty sure he loves me too. After all what is there to love about me? Right, I've made up my mind, I am going to marry Will Turner. I'm sure I'll be able to get round the problem of me being married to his father.
Two months later, I arrive back in Port Royal, early in the morning. "Hello Will." I smiled.
He just looks at me disgusted. "You broke up my parents marriage. My mum ran off with your dad, and get herself killed in Tortuga, and you run away with my dad, leaving me alone in this scary house!" He scowls.
"Oh please Will!" I begged. "I have decided your father is not right for me, and Jack has returned to Annamaria now. All is as it should be. We're supposed to get together anyway. Dozens of fanfiction.net authors say so."
"Then it must be true!" He gasps. "But you're simply too beautiful how will I know you will stay faithful to me?" He demanded.
"I stayed faithful to your dad didn't I?"
"Where is he?" He asked, looking round.
"OH, he's dead. I'm terribly sorry about that, he threw himself over the cliff when he found out I was having an affair."
"But wait a second you just said that you stayed faithful to him!" Will protested.
I sighed. "I'm a Mary Sue, I don't listen to the rubbish which comes out of my mouth!"
And with that the two linked arms and walked off into the sunset. Wait a second, didn't Mary Sue say it was morning?! Ah, at last, after three chapters of searching we have found the perfect Mary Sue.
