First I'm gonna throw some review responses:

MortalSora: Thank you very much! I really appreciate that. Also, thanks for your kind review! About more reviewers; Well, I'd rather have fewer very very very good reviews than 50 flamers ^^ so you woh'nt hear me complainin'!

Concept of a demon: Hejsa, altid godt at se at man ikke er den eneste LoK fan i Danmark.

Thanks for your review! I've read some of your stories too, I think they're pretty good! I'll try to update as soon as can, but I don't have internet at home and can only access FF.net from my school...-_-;;. Anyway, hope you like this new chapter!

Aquasword: Hi again! Thanks for your review, each one makes my day a little brighter! Oh and by the way, I'll encourage everyone to go and read your fic 'melting the ice'. Go ahead, do it now! I've enjoyed every bit of it so far! Thanks for the kind review!

Moonwalker: Thanks for the review, I'm really glad you liked it! Janos has always appeared as a very caring person to me, so it seemed natural that he should be caring about the nature...it fits him so well, does'nt it?

Fallen Paladin Shadow: Well, as always I'm open to suggestions! This chapter will grant your wish. Thanks for the review!

Allright, before we start I think I owe you an explernation for why this chapter was delayed. Well, short story is that I've got a life too. Long story, well, main reason is my school. I don't have a hellofalotta time on my hands due to a massive amound of homework I get before the exam! It's tough being a nineth-grader, mind you! Also, I've had this giant writers block, I could'nt think of anything new! Oh, and I've been ill. Actually I'm still ill while writing this, I really should be in my bed now...So you better be grateful out there!...*ahem*...um right. Last reason is, I've begun a whole new fic. This is a serious fic, set right after Defiance. Chapter 1 should be ready soon. So be on a lookout for it!

Oh, and by the way, the 'guest appearance' by Mortal Sora ain't really a guest appearance anymore because, well, he's really become a part of this story. So I hope you don't mind Mortal Sora, but as of now you are officially a character in this story. Having said that, I invite you to sit back and enjoy this new chapter! (warning: May contain minor Defiance spoilers)

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Mortal Sora: ...Ah, okay. I'm with you Tenshi!

Tenshi: YESS! Thanks a bunch!

SF Raziel: Drat! I don't believe it!

Tenshi: No time to lose! Raziel, it's up to you to find the exit, get going!

SF Raziel: [profanity deleted], who do you think I am?? HUH??!! Some sort of servant to you??? Your personal slave to buzz around??? Well, guess what lady; I refuce to move!!

Mortal Sora: Huh? Who censored that line??

Tenshi: None of the other lines were censored...

Mortal Sora: Strange.

Tenshi: Allright, listen mister! If you don't drag your candy ass to that exit then I'll de-paralyze all these bloodsuckers and set them on you!!

SF Raziel: Oh....heh....well, if you put it that way...

Tenshi: Damn right I am, now get going!

(SF Raziel storms off.)

Mortal Sora: Geez, you're in a bad mood today.

Tenshi: Well, this is one of the first chapters I've written since I finished Defiance, and I've had so little time to make fanfictions and fanart based on it that I'm totally overloaded! Also, I haven't had many good ideas for this fic for so long, it makes me a little tense.

Mortal Sora: I understand. Don't you think we should awaken the vampires?

Tenshi: I would, but the staff is providing us the light. We'll take it away as soon as we've found the way out.

(SF Raziel returns.)

SF Raziel: Um, there might be a slight problem...

Tenshi: Aww, not again. What is it this time?

SF Raziel: You're not gonna believe me unles you see it.

(Tenshi, Mortal Sora and SF Raziel walks a short distance down the hall, and to another dead end. Light is streaming inside from a potential exit, however it is blocked by a giant block. On one of the sides is a huge stamp reading 'Writers Block. Property of TT'.)

Tenshi: You where right, Raziel. I would'nt have believed this if you've just told me.

Mortal Sora: Is this really yours?

Tenshi: Well, even if it is, I never asked for it! I know I've had a writers block lately, but not physically!

SF Raziel: Wow, that's one huge writers block you've had.

Tenshi: This is stupid! 'Writers Block' is just a metaphor for lack of inspiration! It's not an actual square block!!

Mortal Sora: Well, appearantly it is...so what do we do about it?

Tenshi: We must remove it of course! There is no other way!

SF Raziel: But neither of us are strong enough to move it!

Mortal Sora: Okay, that's it. I'm gonna wake up the vampires.

(Mortal Sora hides the staff. The vampires jump up, suddently awake.)

Kain: You! Woman! Are you crazy??

Vorador: You could be more careful waving that thing around!

Tenshi: Look, I'm sorry! I never intended to paralyze you.

Vorador: (sarcastically) Oh, she's sorry now. I feel so much better.

Kain: Listen woman, if you don't behave I'll...I'll...help me out here, Janos!

(Kain turns. Janos is still lying on the floor.)

Kain: ...the hell?

Vorador: What's wrong with him?

Mortal Sora: Hey! Who took his heart??

(Everyone turns around, looking at SF Raziel suspiciously.)

SF Raziel: ....what? Don't look at me! I did'nt take it!!

(There is an inscriminating sound of heart-beats from his direction. The group grows even more suspicious. SF Raziel smiles nervously)

SF Raziel: T-thats just...my own...heart...feeling...a little...nervous...heh heh...

Tenshi: (narrowed eyes) Hand. It. Over.

(SF Raziel sighs. And hands Tenshi the Heart of Darkness)

Tenshi: Thanks...EW! GROSS!!

Kain: (furious) Now if THAT ain't the most IMPUDENT thing...

(Kain walks towards SF Raziel with clenched fists)

SF Raziel: AAAH! No! Please!! I could'nt help it!! It was there, right in front of me!! I could'nt control it, I....NOOO! PLEASE DON'T KILL MEEEEE!!!

Vorador: Umm....aren't you gonna do something, Tenshi?

Tenshi: Yeah. Let Kain beat him.

Vorador: Oh, of course. Just had to ask.

(And so, Kain begins to bloody up SF Raziel)

Kain: ....even though we're gonna have a nearlike father-and-son relationship in the future does'nt mean you can take the still beating heart out of my friends!!! Take THIS ya heart-thief!!

SF Raziel: AHHH!! OWWW!!! What relationship? AAAAHH!! NO!!! AAAIIIIIIEEEEE!!!!

Tenshi: Now, let's give this to Janos...

(Tenshi restores Janos. He sits up, looking at Tenshi with confusion.)

Janos: I...remember. Tenshi? What the hell is going on?? You're not supposed to be h--

Tenshi: No Defiance spoilers, thanks! There might be people who are still waiting to play it, you know. I don't want to ruin it for them.

Janos: But you warned them about the spoilers in the beginning of the chapter.

Tenshi: Yeah, but just in case, right?

Janos: Oh. I see.

Vorador: Hey, what's with that giant block?

Tenshi: Allright, listen up...

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(Meanwhile. Moebius and the vampires are walking in a park. Moebius is on his moebile)

Moebius: ...what?? They escaped?? How could you let them?? And what about-- My new WAF servant is gone too?? I don't belive it!! You were supposed to look after them, you dorks!! wha'-- What do you mean our security system is outdated?? No, YOU listen to ME...

(The vampires are waiting patiently for Moebius to finish his call.)

Moebius: ...allright, allright. Yeah, go check the cells again. And make sure to give me a call whenever Jenny gets out of the mental hospital, willya? Fine!

(Moebius hangs up. He turns towards the vampires.)

Moebius: He's escaped! Together with my other prisoners! I don't believe this!

V Raziel: So you have no idea where he is now, do you?

Moebius: (nervously) Umm...n-no, not exactly. B-but I can figure it out...

V Turel: Nah, he's wasting our time. Let's just kill 'im.

V Melchiah: YEAH! I wanna skin him!!

Moebius: NOOOO! Please give me another chance--

V Raziel: Relax, relax. I'm not gonna kill him...

Moebius: (sighs in relief)

V Melchiah: Awww.

V Raziel: ...yet.

Moebius: (stares in horror)

V Raziel: No, we may yet use him. And I know someone who may know where my prey is...

(They begin to walk again, and shortly after they are in front of the church.)

Moebius: Umm...what are we doing here, Raziel?

V Raziel: That's either LORD or MASTER Raziel to you, old fool!

Moebius: Oh, I'm sorry! LORD Raziel, what are we doing here if I may ask?

V Raziel: You'll see...

V Turel: Hey, this is where we left those vampire hunters.

V Raziel: Sure is.

V Dumah: But...

V Raziel: You'll see soon enough.

(Raziel then walks towards the bound and gagged Sarafan. He ungags SF Turel.)

SF Turel: Please! Don't eat me!!

V Rahab: Stupid mortal. We don't EAT humans.

V Melchiah: We drink their blood.

SF TUrel: Um, then...Please! Don't drink my blood! Gee, does that sound akward or what?

(V Raziel grabs Turel, holding him up by the throat.)

V Raziel: Tell me where your leader is, whelp.

SF Turel: Argh! No, don't--



(SF Turel then spots Moebius)

SF Turel: ...what? LORD MOEBIUS?? What are you doing walking with the vampire scum???

(The vampires gives SF Turel an evil glare)

SF Turel: ...ehehehe, I mean these allround loveable and friendly bloodsucking psychoes?? How could you do it???

Moebius: Sorry, my ex-servant. They gave me an offer I could not reject.

SF Turel: What offer?? An offer so good that you'd betray your closest and most reliable allies, even to a bunch of vampires?? That has to be a REALLY good offer, I say!!!

Moebius: Oh yeah. If I do what they say, then I can live.

SF Turel: ....oh....I see. Well, that's IS a pretty damn good offer allright.

V Raziel: You did'nt answer my question, mortal. Where is the leader of the sarafan, Raziel?

SF Turel: I don't know!! I assumed he'd gone to you, Moebius!

Moebius: He did, before I trapped him.

V Rahab: This is useless. Let's kill them all.

Vampires: YEAH!

(Suddently, SF Zephon has gotten his arm free and waves it wildly in the air. In his hand a small sheet can be seen. V Raziel sighs.)

V Raziel: Get me that note.

(V Turel gets the note from SF Zephon and gives it to V Raziel.)

V Raziel: (clears throat loudly)

V Turel: ...What?

V Raziel: (behind clutched teeth) Tureeeeeel?

V Turel: Huh? Oh right! Sorry!

(V Turel quickly takes the note back. V Raziel looks around awkwardly. Turel begins to read from the sheet.)

V Turel: Ahem.... 'In case I don't make it back here, look for me near the dark tunnels leading from the underground trap in the park. That's probably where I'll be. Signed, Raziel, Leader of the Sarafan'

SF Turel: You've had that note all along and you did'nt show it to any of us, Zephon???

SF Zephon: (Guilty looking)

SF Turel: I DON'T BELIEVE YOU!!!

V Raziel: Hmmmm I wonder what else he knows. Ungag him too!

(The vampires ungag SF Zephon.)

V Raziel: Speak, mortal. What more do you know?

SF Zephon: I say!!

SF Turel: Oh, stop saying that! The readers finds it annoying. As do I.

Moebius: And I.

V Dumah: And I.

V Rahab: And I.

V Melchiah: And I.

V Turel: And I.

V Raziel: And I.

V Zephon: I don't.

(Everyone looks at V Zephon.)

V Zephon: ...whaaat? Okay, so it's a little annoying allright. But hey, I know how we're gonna make him say something else!

(Then, V Zephon tosses a small pebble from the churchyard at him. It hits him in the head.)

SF Zephon: .......................................ow. (passes out)

V Zephon: (proud looking)

V Raziel: ...How stupid. Anyway, let's go! We've wasted enough time here!



V Turel: We better take the vampire hunters with us, just in case.

Moebius: What, you'll bring them along?

V Raziel: Sure. Everyone, take a human on your back and let's go.

(So, everyone takes a sarafan on their back and begins walking. Well, almost everyone...)

Moebius: PUT ME DOWN!!!

V Melchiah: Oh, right.

(V Melchiah quickly drops Moebius on the ground and takes SF Melchiah on his back instead. Then everyone moves back to the park)

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Tenshi: ...so we need some strong hands moving that thing away from the entrance!

Vorador: I see.

Kain: Can I have one question?

Tenshi: Yes.

Kain: That last scene took ages to finish, and NOW you're done explaining the situation to us? How do you fit that in??

Tenshi: What? You should'nt even know about the last scene!!

Kain: Why not??

Tenshi: Because I'M the writer! I'm the only one supposed to know!!

Kain: Pah, who cares? Does'nt matter if we know anyway.

Mortal Sora: Sorry to break in, but we need to remove that thing now.

Vorador: Well, you don't suppose WE should do it??

Tenshi: Who else?

Janos: My skin is very sensitive to hard rock. And my nails...

Tenshi: Janos, shut up. If it's any better, then Mortal Sora and I are gonna help you. Happy?

Kain: No, no, no. This is all wrong. We'd never know how to handle it. No, what we need here is a block specialist! An expert!

Tenshi: An expert in blocks?? Well, who do you suggest?

(Kain looks away thoughfully...and smiles.)

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(Somewhere inside the park)

Ariel: ...and that's when this giant brickwall showed up, and Tenshi told me to go through, and then when I returned there was no one there. I assumed they must've falled down the giant hole that had appeared.

Raziel: And so you came running back to me without even spending the least effort saving them yourself?

Ariel: Hello? I am a ghost for christs sake! All I'm good at is going through things!

Raziel: (under his breath) Yeah, that and talking...wait a second...

(They both stand before a giant rocky wall, with an opening blocked from the inside.)

Raziel: Did'nt you say you were going to show me the BRICK wall?

Ariel: We must have gone too far...

Raziel: Well, sod this. You're a useless guide anyway, Ariel. I'm gonna find that wall by myself, and then you can stay here and admire your ro--

Voice: (muffled, from behind the wall) Raziel? Is that you??

Ariel: Huh?

Raziel: Who's in there?

Voice: Raziel!! It IS you!! Hey everyone, it's Raziel! He's out there!!

(There is cheering from behind the wall)

Ariel: And Ariel! Oh, who cares anyway...

Raziel: ...Tenshi! Is it really you in there??

Kain: (also from inside the wall) Move aside lady, and let me talk to the kid...

(Some 'ungh' and 'oof's can be heard. Kains voice breaks in.)

Kain: Hello Raz. Nice of you to come back. WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN, YA BLUE SKINNED FREAK???

Raziel: Hey, it was YOU who left me! You better be glad I came back to save your sorry asses!

Kain: Allright, listen Raz....we're kinda stuck here....

Raziel: As I see.

Kain: We need you to move the obstacle from the outside, so we can get out of here.

Raziel: No problem. What should I do?

Kain: I knew we could count on you, Raz! Now, we all move aside, and then you push the block from--

Raziel: B-b...b...BLOCK???

Kain: Er....yes. Block.

Raziel: ..........NOOOOOOOO!!!! NO BLOCK PUZZLES!!! AAAAAHHHHHHH!!! HIDE!!!!

(Raziel quickly hides behind a rock. From inside, the others can hear him whimper pathetically.)

Tenshi: What's going on?

Kain: (sighs) He became terrified when I said 'block'.

Tenshi: Well, is that so strange? There ain't no real humorous fic without Raziel being terrified by a block. It's gotta happen.

Kain: You're the one making this up! Why do you have to cause so much trouble??

Tenshi: It's a tradition!

Vorador: This is not the time, or place. We must get Raziel to move this block.

Janos: No can do. He's terrified just by the sight of it. Getting him to touch it, or even push it, that's too much for him.

Vorador: Then how the hell do you suggest we get out???

(meanwhile, Ariel appears inside the cave)

Ariel: Umm...hi guys. And girl.

Tenshi: What do we do, Ariel?

Ariel: He's freaked out. I don't suppose you can convince him that the block is'nt a real puzzle, or harmful in any other way.

Kain: Ah great. We're stuck here forever.

Ariel: ...but, perhaps if we had a bait...

Mortal Sora: A bait?

Ariel: Yeah, something that'll make him want to come in here...

Vorador: Is'nt freeing us reason enough to come in here??

Janos: Now I'm just mildly insulted.

Ariel: It's gotta be greater than that. Something he really loathes...

Kain: Well, GIVE US A BLOODY DAMN SUGGESTION THEN!!!

(Suddently there is a big, rumbling sound from the ceiling. Everyone looks up.)

Storyteller: HA HAAAA!!! I am back!! You can never stop me!!!! I WILL get a part in this story!!

Tenshi: Oh NO! Just what we needed!!

Storyteller: I'm not leaving you this time, Tenshi!! No matter how much you yell at me!! NEVER!!!

Kain: This just keeps getting better...

(Meanwhile, outside, Raziel looks up from behind his rock. He hears the sound of the voice from behind the wall.)

Raziel: W...what...the hell? You gotta be bloody kidding me??? I don't believe this!!!

(Then, with only little hesitation, Raziel jumps up, storms towards the block, grabs it with both claws and immidiatly shoves it aside. Light streams into the cave. Everyone looks towards Raziel, who at this point is pointing an accusing claw at the ceiling, all while shouting:)

Raziel: WHO THE HELL LET THE ELDER GOD INTO THIS STORY????!!!

(There is an awkward pause. Everyone slowly turns their gazes towards the ceiling.)

Mortal Sora: So...so the Storyteller is actually the ELDER GOD???

Storyteller: Er....well....um...

Tenshi: You can drop the disguise. It seems that Raziel has discovered your true nature.

Elder God: Ah, hell!! I thought I'd make it this time! I just want to be a bigger part of something, you know!! More than just the evil squid!!! I want a main part!! Is that really too much to ask??

Raziel: Yeah it is!! And now I'm gonna destroy you!!!

Elder God: You can't. I'm a great, disembodied voice. You can't kill me, Raziel.

Tenshi: He's right. Besides, I must return him to Nosgoth together with all of you guys!

Raziel: Awww crap.

Tenshi: But you know, thanks for moving that block outta the way for us.

Raziel: What blo--

(Raziel looks to the block, now moved to the corner of the room. He wides his eyes in realization.)

RAZIEL: I TOUCHED IT!!! AAAAAH!! I TOUCHED IT!!! UNCLEAN!!! AAAH!! MOVE ASIDE, PEOPLE!!!

(Raziel storms down the corridors, screaming. After a moment everyone, even the Elder, sighs.)

Janos: Er, Tenshi, how are you gonna get the Elder god to follow us?

Tenshi: Well, he does anyway, does'nt he? Besides he has no reason to stay here now that he's been discovered.

Elder God: Damn. Did'nt work out this time either, did it.

Tenshi: Anyway, let's move out of these tunnels. Finally.

Vorador: Oh, wait! We need Sarafan Raziel as well.

Tenshi: Oh yeah. Where'd you leave him, Kain?

Kain: Well, I, er, left him down the hall.

Tenshi: What??

Kain: Allright, so I hoped that we were gonna forget about him! Okay?

Tenshi: God dammit Kain, you know that we need all of...nevermind. Let's go get him. AND the other Raziel, of course.

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That was the end of chapter 6! Next chapter...oh, wait, I'm not gonna spoil anything. You know what, throw me a review and you'll see for yourself! The quicker you review, the quicker I'll update! In the meantime I'm gonna go and make some Defiance fanart...

Thanks for reading the chapter!!