Here's chapter two. Yet again I have to say I am not Lewis Carroll, so therefore I am not the writer of the original Alice in wonderland. Furthermore I do not work in midway games, azure corp., Sacnoth/SNK, and any other company involved in the making of shadow hearts so I do not own any aspect of the game.
Alice in wonderland
-chapter two-
Alice ad been walking down the path Joshua and Sharon had showed her for quite some time until she came to a beautiful flower beside a lake.
"Who are you?" a quiet voice asked. Alice looked into the flower and saw a young girl, about fourteen or fifteen years of age laying back in the centre of the flower.
"My name is Alice Eliot. Are you Halley?"
"No I certainly am not! I am Chris! Halley Plunkett is my BOYfriend!"
"Oh! I am dreadfully sorry, but when Joshua and Sharon said his name it sounded like a girls name back from where I'm from." Alice said backing away from Chris. "So, what do you know about the Plunketts? And what can they tell me about this place?"
"Why, all you need do is walk behind my flower, and go inside. Koudelka will tell you all you wish to know!" Chris said. "Halley is very sleepy though, so be careful not to wake him up, he's a walking fault line when he's upset."
"okay, thank you miss Chris." Alice said happily, "goodbye."
"Buh bye!" Chris said.
Alice got ready to knock on the door as a feminine voice called her in. Three people were sitting at a table. One of them, a teenage boy was fast asleep on the tea cosy.
"Please be quiet, Halley was up all night with Chris." The woman said. She was sitting on a comfortable chair sipping tea and eating a slice of strawberry cake.
The third person was a tall, blonde haired man, running around.
"Why is that man running around?" Alice asked. "Has he forgotten something?"
"No…"The woman said, "My name is Koudelka."
"I'm-" Alice was cut off.
"Alice Elliot." Koudelka said. "I know."
"So why is the man running around like a mad man for?" Alice asked. "Did he lose something?"
"That man is my husband, Edward Plunkett," Koudelka said, "He did lose something."
"What did he lose?" Alice said getting more inquisitive.
"….His mind…." Koudelka said. "Find it yet dear?"
"No…" Edward sighed. "I remember taking it out of my head to wash it like you told me to, but now I can remember where I've placed it!"
Have you tried checking the sink Edward?" Koudelka said smirking. She waved Alice over to her. "Don't tell Edward this, " She said whispering, "But Halley and Chris were up all night hiding it on him.."
Suddenly Halley woke up and began singing: "Twinkle twinkle Kiethy bat, you annoying flying rat, you had made the queen cry, now she wants your ass to fry, twinkle twinkle Kiethy bat, never piss off Margarete!" With that, he fell asleep again.
"Do you know where they hid Edward's mind?" Alice asked Koudelka.
"Yep!" She declared proudly, "Where he least expected to find it!" Koudelka whispered into Alice's ear " They put it back into his head while he was asleep."
"Hey I've found it!" Edward said happily.
"Where was it mister Plunkett?" Alice asked him.
"It was in my head all along!" Edward said proudly.
"How do I find the Queen?" Alice asked.
"Why you just have to jump over our back wall and you're there!" Edward said sitting beside Koudelka. "Isn't that right dearest?"
"Thank you." Alice said, "you have all been most hospitable!"
Halley woke up and noticed Alice. "Oh hi! Would you like some tea and sandyawnmiges?"
"Um, I'm fine, but thank you for asking. I must find the queen."
Alice left and climbed over the wall where she saw a man painting the roses on a rose bush.
=End of chapter two.
Next time we can read all about James going through the most degrading cameo ever!
