Oh my, today's date is :18 Jul. 03 !! And my big brother is stealing my computer (For the weekend) so I'm typing this in the short time left!

You know the situation by now, If I owned these things, I wouldn't have bothered typing these and putting them on fanfiction.net…

Alice in Wonderland.

-Chapter three-

Alice walked up to the man. He seemed to be of high standing, so why was he painting roses….?

"Why are you painting the roses blue?" Alice asked.

"Because that's the queen's favourite colours, and I've gone and planted the white ones instead!" He replied.

"Who are you, and what are you doing this work for? You look like a bishop or something!" Alice said.

"My name is James O'Flaherty, and I am a bishop yes, well until she ordered me to become the gardener…" He said. "Now if I don't paint the roses blue before she comes, I'm in deep trouble…"

Alice was about to offer him a helping hand when a vampire suddenly appeared out of nowhere.

"Hello, I'm Keith. James! I came to warn you, Margarette is coming!" Keith said.

"KIEEEETH!" A woman's voice boomed, "Where are you!?"

An attractive young woman walked into the garden where she saw James kicking the blue paint out of the queen's view.

"What are you doing O'Flaherty? Oh……! Painting the roses blue are we? I warned you, one more slip up and I'd set the GUARDS on you! GUARDS!!!"

"Yes your highness!" Joshua, Sharon, Chris and Halley said saluting their queen.

"Take this waste of space and feed him to the plant." Margarette said, "Elaine has been so lonely nowadays she'd need a new 'playmate'…"

"What do you mean?" Alice asked, "what do you mean when you say 'playmate'?"

"Elaine is a soulless monster, and she is also able to become a psychopathic killer plant, and she can't get more fun out of anything but torturing people!" Margarette replied.

"Why you-" Alice began when James shook his head.

"No miss. Don't, it's not worth it.." James said forlornly, "And I do appreciate your concern, but…I don't even know your name…"

"It's Alice." Halley said getting a firm grip of James' torso and dragging him off.

"Well Alice, why don't you join me in watching Elaine kill this worm?" Margarette said, "Oh wait, I've just insulted the worms…"

"You, you can uh.." Alice said, gathering up the courage to say something that she would never have said before. "You can stuff it! Queen of HEARTS my ASS!"

"GET HER!!!" Margarette screamed making Halley drop James and chase after Alice.

Alice's eyes went wide as she told her brain to get her legs moving in order for her to run. Alice swirled around and began to run as fast as her legs would take her. She ran up to a wall and climbed that, then she ran into the forest. Deeper and Deeper she went until she hit the ground, out of breath. Out from the bushes a smile formed.

"Strange, I've seen a cat without a grin, but I've never seen a grin without a cat!" Alice said remembering a line she read in a book.

"What?" An old man said popping out of the bush. "And Who are you?"

"I'll answer that when you tell me who you are!" Alice said getting cockier and cockier.

"I am Zhuzehn Liu. And I am the shanghai adept." Zhuzehn said with much pride.

"Alice Eliot. Pleased to meet you." She said Regaining her pleasant attitude again. "Some children say you know the demon who lives in the black castle…"

"Yes I do." Zhuzehn said. "His name is not the demon however…"

"What's his Name?" Alice asked.

"Yuri Bort Hyuga."

When she saw the man who said it and she fainted.

"Aww, why does that happen everytime I meet girls?"

=end of chapter three.