I'm back in hell, oops I mean school, and so I decided I would type as much of this as possible so that I can Post it up for you all to read. Amn't I sweet….thought not myself…Well you know the story by now, I'm too poor to have ever owned the copyrights to the stuff I type about.
Alice in wonderland.
-Chapter five-
Yuri trudged down the road as Halley was sitting on the park bench practising his imitation of Roger Bacon. Yuri gulped and walked over to the teenager.
"Uh, Hi, um, have you, ahh, have you seen a man wearing a black suit and top hat carrying a beautiful young woman wearing a blue outfit, with white hair around here?" Yuri looked at Halley expecting him to scream.
"Why Yuri, did you screw up again?" Halley asked, "And the girl's called Alice."
"Well, thanks for the name, and yes, just as your momma told me to look after the girl, she's kidnapped." Yuri looked at Halley, "So, are you not frightened of me?"
"Nah, yer a wuss compared to my parents, they could slay you in the blink of an eye if you tried to hurt me." Halley replied. "Besides, I know all about the curse, and I was actually told to wait up and help you."
"Got any information to help the search?" Yuri asked.
"Well, the guy you described calls him self Roger Bacon, but that's not his real name at all, it's Albert Simon, he's a warlock who worked for a crack pot called Dehuai-" Halley was cut off.
"Dehuai? That's the guy my dad was talking to my mom before he…." Yuri looked up at the sky, "Do you think this has anything to do with a Taoist ritual?"
"I dunno, maybe we should ask Zhuzhen, after all, Dehuai is his brother." Halley said, "We should be careful though, Simon is a dangerous man. And a former cardinal at that."
Yuri nodded, "Let's go…." The two ran off to Zhuzhen's hut where he supplies all your needs, Beer, Medicine, Porn and Viagra, but underneath all of those household goods he supplies one other thing, beneath the shop is a special temple where he practices his magic…For not only is he the Shanghai Adept, and the happy shop keeper, but he is the Wizard of ……..Mianus!! (note to those who live in the town Mianus as featured in Jackass, I apologise for any offence caused by the use of your town's name in a humorous way…but you have to admit..You ARE begging for it!)
We're off to see the Wizard, the homosexual Wizard of Mianus!
= End of chapter 5.
Well that was a little unusual in it's content. Chapter two was the best so far I think, well Part one is an unorthodox way of typing a good fic and also a kinda parody to Shadow hearts, but only in this one we're not taking the piss outta it. Shadow Hearts is too good to be slagged, Final fantasy deserves that privilege! (oooooooh BURN!) Well next chapter is all about how the dynamic duo handle a fate worse than death, being stuck in a room with a gay guy who's into their type!
