Hello everybody!!!!!!!! It is my very first story, yay!!!!!!(it sucks!) SHUT UP!!!!! (make me) Why
I otta...(you do know your talking to yourself, don't you) ...Ehem, yes, yes I was very much
aware of that, uh, inner self...(lol, he's been talking to himself, he evened named me!
HAHAHAH!!!) Dude, that means your talking to yourself as well. (...just start the fic) Right.

I do not own The Legend of Zelda series, nor anything else...Zelda. ( you sound very confident)
shut up! And by the way, all the characters, including myself, are our 17 year old selves, unless
stated otherwise. Hmmmm, I wonder what I would look like....AHHHHHHHHHHHH
SOMEONE GOUGE OUT MY EYES, PLEASE, KILL MEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! !!!O.O!!!

Let's start this already (you read my mind) you are my mind (shut up)

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mangaphan: *whispering* We are here at Link's house, the star of Ocarina of Time, on a
mission. We will make Link have some expression other than yelling and gasping.

Ganon: *whispering* I'm here too.

MP: Yes, so is Saria, Zelda, and Malon. Ruto couldn't give a crap. We will complete or mission
even if it kills us.

Ganon and Malon: I didn't agree to that!!!

MP: *acting all heroic like* Do not fear, fair maiden, for I will protect you from the ravages of
Link!!!

Zelda: MP, Link is going to here you, keep it down!!

Saria: And why do you keep referring to it as a mission. All we are doing is trying to make Link
laugh (which is impossible, so why am I even here?) *Sarah leaves*

Ganon: *blushing/ignoring Zelda/Saria and with a southern accent* Ahh, your too kind.

MP: *head slowly sliding down in pure anime style as an oversized sweat drop appears on his
head/also ignoring Zelda* I was talking to Malon. (Weirdo)

Malon: *blushes as Link comes out of his house*

Link: * finishes putting on his shirt*

Zelda and Malon: *eyes turning into big hearts, also in an anime-like style* What a hunk!!! *glare
at each other*

Ganon and MP: *shakes their heads* Women

Young Ruto: *comes out and kisses Link on the cheek* I love you.

Link: *face stays in that same stupid scowl he has in OOT* ...........

Zelda: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! *runs away, crying*

Malon: Hemph, I don't need him any way. Besides, look at his face. I knew he was a fairy *inches
closer to MP*

MP: *thinking* (oh no, she's coming closer. Geeze, I'm so sweaty, it's so hot!!! Maybe I should
take off my shirt to cool down? No, that'll attract attention. My heart is beating so loud. I
wonder if they hear? Of course they hear it. They're going to know something's wrong. Well
since they know already, maybe I should make my move. Here I go) *lunges at Malon with arms
wide, ready to embrace her and plant one on her lips*

Ruto: What are you guys doing here?!?!?!

Malon: *turns to look at Ruto and in doing so, MP misses her and hits the ground*

Everyone (except Link): *stares at MP*

MP: Ow.

Ganon: *ignores MP* We are here to get Link!!!

Ruto: NO, you'll have to kill me first.

Link:............

Ganon: O.K. *pulls out sword and slices Ruto in half*

Link:......................

Malon: *moves to help MP up*

MP: *not wanting to look like an idiot, jumps up into yet another heroic stance* *sees what
Ganon did* Uh, Ganon, that wasn't really necessary.

Ganon: Of course it was, she said that to get to Link, we would have to kill her first.

MP: That's because she thought we were trying to kill Link.

Ganon: Oh, sorry. *cleans sword on Ruto and puts it away. Then discreetly kicks Ruto's body out
of the way.*

Link:.......................

MP: Let's just start the mission. *takes out a Reader's Digest and looks in the joke section*
Here's one, "Spotting the befuddled CEO holding a piece of paper and standing by the shredder,
the assistant decided to help. 'I'll help you. Put the paper in the machine, like so, and hit start,' the
assistant instructed. 'Great. Now how do you make just one copy?'" *laughs hysterically*

Link:...............

Ganon:..............

Malon:*feeble laugh*...........

MP: *laughter dies down*

All:.....................

Ganon: Let me see that. *takes magazine out of MP's hands* Here we are, "Two green recruits
found 3 hand grenades on the road and decided to take them back to the base. "What if one of
them explodes?' asks one young private. 'No problem' said his buddy. 'We'll say we only found
two.'.....................

Link:................

MP:..........What's a green recruit?

Malon: I thought it was pretty good.

Ganon. *throws away mgazine*

MP: NOOOOOOOOOOO my only connection to the outside world (and my jokes) why couldn't
he have taken me instead?!?!?! *tears stream down his face in (you guessed it) anime-like style
and he appears as a chibi*

Ganon: Well, jokes don't make him laugh, so maybe this will. *gives MP an atomic wedgie*

MP: * eyes turn almost as big as his face and more tears come*

Link:....................

Ganon: Hmmmm, well, maybe this will work. *gives atomic wedgie to Malon*

Ganon and MP: *MP stops crying and returns to normal as he and Ganon stare at Malon*
MALON'S WEARING A THONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *high five each other*

Link:.......................

Ganon: Whoooooooooooooooooooooooo

MP: *eyes get big and cries again, this time out of joy*

Malon: *face turns deep red and she runs into the forest*

Ganon: *whistles and hoots after her.*

Link: ..................

MP: *still with his underpants over his head, gives Ganon an atomic wedgie*

Ganon: *face turns red in anger and pain*

MP: *laughing hysterically again*

Ganon: *gives MP a purple nurple, immediately shutting him up*

Link:....................

MP: *rubbing his chest* Okay, that didn't go as planned.

Ganon: *has his underwear back in his pants again* Yeah, any other suggestions?

MP: This time we'll make him angry. *MP runs over and punches Link in the face*

Link:*yells really loud and excessively long, flashes red, and falls down*

MP: Yeah, yeah, we know you can do that already!!

Link:*returns to normal and stands up*..............

MP: Grrrrrrrrrrrrr *runs at Link, flailing his arms around wildly, hoping to hit him*

Ganon:*holds MP back by the hem of the shirt, easily*

Malon:*comes back with a tint of pink in her cheeks and a "new outfit"* (gasp) Ganon, what are
you doing to MP?!?

Ganon: What do ya mean?!?! I was ju....

Malon: *wacks Ganon over the head with a frying pan*

MP: *released, he flies into Link*

Link: *does that hurt sequence again*...........

**30 minutes later**

MP: O.K., now what?

Ganon: I say we just kill him.

Malon: Once again, no.

Ganon: Well what does it matter to you, you and MP hooked up.

Malon: NO WE DID NOT!!!!!!!!

Ganon: Ohh.....

MP: Weeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllll.....

Malon: *hits MP with the frying pan*

MP: *staggers around*

Malon: That's it!!!!!!!

Ganon: Oh boy, I bet there'll be bloodshed!!!!

Malon: *walks over to Link* SAY SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!

Link:...........

Malon: WHAT'S YOUR NAME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Link:.......................

Malon: HOW OLD ARE YOU?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Link:.........................

Malon: Er, uh, let's see.......

MP: Who is the SUCKIEST LOSER of all time?!?!?!?!?!

Link: ..........Ganon............

MP and Malon: SUCCESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *hug each other and jump up and down*

Ganon: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!

Link:...................

MP and Malon: *laugh hysterically*

Ganon: Wait, that can't be right, one of you must be able to throw your voice. Yeah that's it, you
cheated. You gu....

MP: *interrupts Ganon* Well, that's al the time we have. I look forward to our next adventure.

Malon and MP: BYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Link:.......................

Ganon: (Who really cares at this point what Ganon has to say. We all no basically what it is. So
let's just end it here)

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Malon: Wow, that was fun.

MP: I know I had a good time.... *stares into space and drools*

Malon: *blushes and slaps MP across the face*

Inner-MP: Hah hah!! Hey wait, I get my own little thing over there to indicate I'm talking. Score.

MP: *rubbing his face* Right, so that ends it. Tell me what you think in the reviews!!!!!!!

Inner-MP: Be sure to include MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

MP: Shut up, your just a figment of my imagination.

Malon: Who are you talking to?

MP:..........Just say bye.

Malon: Um *looks around uncertainly* bye?

Will mangaphan ever stop talking to himself? Will he and Malon hook up? Will Ganon ever be in
the ending sequence? And why did Link talk? Why is this ending sequence so long? Perhaps
mangaphan will explain it in the next mission. Send in your reviews on this subject.

MP: I didn't approve of that!!!!!!