Jetblack_4:Welcome back to the continued mass insanity that is known as our Fanfic!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

MP: *with Canadian accent* Yeah, that's my best friend, eh (on this site anyway).

JB4: I FEEL SO LOVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I HEARD THAT, INNER MP YOU LITTLE...)

Inner-MP: NOOOO THIS IS A PG13 RATED FIC, YOU CANT SAY THAT!!!!! besides, I
thought I was the only inner-self

Inner-JB4: oh alright.... I say, that was extremely unpleasent comment you just made,eh,
Jetblack4?

JB4: DON'T MAKE FUN OF MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MP: Beauty, eh?

Malon: What do you mean by that?

MP: *looks around shiftily and drops the accent* nuthin....

JetBlack4: -.- Damn random Bastard.....

Inner JB4: Now that is not very nice...

Malon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! DON'T CALL MP SWEETIE A .... NAUGHTY
NAME!!!!! NOW WE WILL HAVE TO CHANGE THIS RATING!!!!!!!

MP: *looks sideways at Malon smugly* you called me sweetie.

Malon: Uh, no, I mean, ummm.... define sweetie, or something like that......

Ganondorf: Hey, I have not been metioned in this story yet?????????????? HOW CAN YOU NOT
HAVE ME??????????? Anyway, just who ARE you, JB4? We know that you're MP's buddy and
stuff, but what the BEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPP are you doing here?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Everyone 9except Ganon of course): SHUT THE @%$#&*&^$$@^$!!! UP, GANON AND GO
THE (insert popular four letter word her) AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MP: besides, your not written in on the beginning.

JB4: Now this is terribly exciting, but can we please get on with fic.

MP: By the way, I own noone in this fic (except MP) shuddup.
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Ganon: I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

Everyone: NOT YET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ganon: *slinks away*

**Everyone has gathered at MP's house and are sitting around the table telling the others about
what has gone on since the last mission**

Navi:...and that's how I used toothpaste to save Tinkerbell.

Everyone: *stares at Navi*..........

MP: Uh, Navi, you weren't in the first mission.

**Just then, a fiery explosions rocked the ground beneath them. Then, from the distance, came
the bray of Epona! We went out the door to see what was happening and saw that an asteroid had
collided right in front of the house, leaving a smoldering crater. From the hole a figure was lying
there. "Liiiiiiiink!!!!!!!!!!" everyone screamed in unison. Suddenly, though, Link pulled in on
Epona. Because of his stern look, we kept silent. The figure in the blackened pit slowly picked
itself up and walked through the scorching walls of fire. Soon, we realized that it was in fact Link
that was on that comet, yes, it was Dark Link. Link climbed down from Epona and unsheathed his
sword. He stood his ground as Dark Link continued his slow progression. Dark Link reached
Link, grinned, and..........**

Malon:.....MP, MP....MP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MP:*startled* Huh. What?!?!?!

Malon: You have been staring into space for 15 minutes now.

MP: Oh, sory bout that *to the audience: you may have guessed it already, but for those of you a
bit slow, that thing with Adult Link riding up on Epona was all part of my vivid imagination. It
never happened. But that would have been so cool, eh?*

JB4: I heard that. I am NOT amused.

Ganon: (who slinks back in while MP was in his own little world) Why do you say that, JB?

JB4: I am Canadian. And it is widely stereotyped that we say eh after everything and that is NOT
THE CASE. MP is just an in culturally sensitive little prick..

Ganon: I still have no idea what you're talking about.
MP:......Anyway, let's get back to the stories.

Malon: Yeah, MP you tell'em what you, JB4, and I did last night.

MP: Sure. Since the last mission, we've been tripped out of our minds and last night we smoked
enough pot to kill a horse and listened to Greenday and Evanescence. We can't remember what
happened..........

Everyone:...................

Ganon: Doesn't pot make you............

Malon: Yes, yes it does.

Everyone:...................

JB4: It was fun, I think. I cant really remember much now that I think about it...

Saria: Hey, I bet you guys really had fun, hmmmmmm? *gives the three of them a mischevious
grin and giggles*

Ganon: *thinking *Hmmmmmmmm.... She likes pot too... interesting... maybe I should try to
figure out if she's single...

**Just then, JB4's slightly pointed ears perked up. She seemed to be listening to something very
interesting, but none of the others could hear it.**

Ganon: What are you listening to?

JB4: ..........

Ganon: HEL~LOOOOOOOOOO.....

JB4: ..... Huh? What?... Oh, I think I hear something... cant you?

Malon: Noooooooo...... Where is it coming from....

JB4: *rolls her eyes* Follow me, oh deaf ones

MP: o.k.

**Everyone got up and followed Jet out the door. She wound through the forest and came upon a
stream. By this time, everyone had heard the sweet melody issuing from down stream. MP, JB4,
Zelda recognized the song as Zelda's Lullaby!!! The small, odd group continue to follow the
stream until they came upon a small clearing. The brook continued to the middle were it fed a
small pond. All around was deep green and clusters of beautiful, bright flowers. Off to the left of
the scene was Epona with her head down chewing on the luscious grass. Next to the river was
none other than Adult Link!!! He had his boots off and stood them beside him and let his feet
dangle in the miniature lake. His eyes were close and he was slowly playing his Ocarina of Time.
Thankfully he hadn't seen us because he had his sword and shield on his back and his bow and
arrows, bag of bombs, and long shot were sitting next to him. All in all it was a very serene place
to come and think. (Descriptive, ain't it. And yes, this did happen.**

All the girls (Except Navi and JB4): LINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *with hearts in their eyes*

JB4: I've seen better...

Inner-JB4: That's a laugh...

JB4: shut it you...

MP and Ganon: *shake their heads* Women....*snap heads back up* Now he knows were here!!!

Malon: *whispers to MP* That was the idea.

Adult Link: *looks up*......*spies his young self and stares*

Young Link:..........

A. Link:.............

Everyone Else:..................

Y. Link:...............

MP: ENOUGH of this!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Geeze, let's just do talk to him.

A. Link: (Who is the new girl... I have no hold over her.... My sex appeal is lost!... But How...
Hmmmmm... I shall have to investigate...)

Y. Link:.........

(A/n okay, this is JB4.. And let me just say... that was completely pointless of me to write....
OOOkkkkkk~aaayyyy....)

Ganon: What is everyone so excited about, it's just Link...*begins to walk away* Wait a minute...
IT'S LINK!!!!!*turns around and charges A. Link* DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!!

All the girls (except JB4): *gasp*

A. Link: *stands up and holds out a fist right as Ganon reaches him*...........

Ganon: *slams right into A. Links fist and is knocked out*

Everyone (except JB4 and Y. Link): *cringes* Oooooooooooooooooh!!!!!!

JB4: Are you two chauvinistic males done spraying the walls with testosterone, or should I come
back later?

Everyone:............

JB4: *sigh* Are you guys done with showing off for the women?

Everyone: OHHHHHHHHHHH

A. Link: *thinking* (wow, she sure is different and smart and strong.... I think I'm in
Loooooooove...)

At this point Adult link gained little hearts in his eyes while he looked at JB4. Zelda growled at
her.

Zelda: *thinking* how come she got link to love her????

A. Link stepped over to JB4 and stared at her lovingly...

JB4: Fuck off, dickhead.

Ganon: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE??!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?

JB4: *Punches Ganon in his face*

Ganon: *flying away into the distance till he is but a tiny star* X_X

A. Link: (She is even more powerful than I could ever have imagined.....) *All of the sudden, the
background behind Link and JB4 changes into pretty colors and bubbles and as Link stares at
JB4, she starts to be shiny*

Zelda: My love.... you do not love me?

A. Link: *goes over to JB4 and whispers something in her ear.*

Everyone except A. Link, Y.link, and JB4: OHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYY
GGOOOODDD!!!!!!! LINK TALKED????!!!!!??? TO JB4????? HOLY SNAP PATRICK!!!!!!
HELL JUST FROZE OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CALL THE PRESS!!! WE HAVE A FRONT-PAGER
IN ACTION!!!!!!
Zelda: Why didn't he talk to me???????

JB4: *chuckling evilly* I agree with you on that, Link.

Link: *leans over and whispers again.*

JB4: O.o Distance. *Backs away slowly*

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MP: Good cliffhanger, huh?

JB4 and Malon:........No

MP: O.o Why!?!?!?!?

Malon: Well, we don't know what Link said.

MP: Yes, about that.......

JB4:*interrupting* He said 'Zelda should fuck off, she just figured it out.' and *shudders* 'Of
course you do, love.'

Malon and MP: O.o
o.O
O.o
o.O
O.......

JB4: STOP THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Malon and MP: (O.O)

JB4: Grrrrrrrrrrrrr, come on Link let's go.

Ganon: Don't leave MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!1

MP: ^_^ Well that's the fic. I hope you enjoyed it!.

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