MP: HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I'm back, and as you may know, I have been stuck with
with young Link and Wind Waker Link...AND NO MALON!!!!!!!!! *does that chibi thing from
the first chapter*

Inner-MP: Well since lover-boy over there is...hold, I'M BACK!!!!! AND I HAVE A LITTLE
INTICATER THINGIE THAT SHOWS I AM TALKING!!! Score 2!!! Anyway, as you may
have noticed, the story has gone downhill in funniest since the 1st fic, not due to JB4, if you may
be thinking that. No, it is due to a little thing called...

MP: *back to normal and somehow interrupting himself?* WRITER'S BLOCK!!! I just can't
think of anything good...

IMP: *cutting off MP, even though he is MP's own imagination...?* NO, SHUT UP,THAT IS
NOT IT AT ALL!!! Eh-hem, as I was saying, it is due to the fact that I'M NOT IN IT!!! But, I'm
here now so, enjoy!!!

MP: Riiiiiiiight...anyway, I own nothing in here except MP and my own imagination.

IMP: THAT'S INNER-MP!!! I HAVE A NAAAAAME!!!

MP: Let's just start the fic.

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**When we last left our Lord and Master...wait, who the HELL changed the scripts?!?!?! Ah, I
don't need a script. I'll just come up with one off the top of my head...grrrrr, MP is left with Link
and WWL, there, just cut to them**

MP: *^.^ waving a ball all around WWL's head and laughing as his eyes follow it* Hey, this is
fun!!! I could do this all day!!!

Malon: MP, you find strange ways to entertain yourself when I'm not around.

MP: MALON?!?!?! *quickly hides the ball, causing WWL to get a confused look, and blushes* I-
I-I, heh heh heh, um *scratches his head, but then notices WWL snickering at him* SHUT YOUR
MOUTH!!! *hits WWL on the back of the head*

WWL: *starts to cry*

Malon: *gasp* WWL!!! Ah poor baby... *comforts WWL in her arms (yes he is his normal age as
in Wind Waker) then glares at MP* How could you?!?!?!?!

MP: I uh... *thinking* How does she think she is, hugging him like that. All I did was tap the cry
baby, he's the hero of his own game for God's sake!!! I know... *looks around for a way to hurt
himself. First he sees Y. Link* Hmmmmmmm, no, he doesn't react to anything. *spies a rock on
the ground* No, Malon would know that I did it on purpose. *sees a cliff* Bingo.

Malon: MP, are you alright, you've been standing there for like, 2 minutes now. Your not jealous,
are you?

MP: *doesn't seem to hear what Malon says and pretends to trip causing him to "accidently" fall
down the cliff* I just realized the flaw to my
plan...AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....

Malon: MP?!?!?!?! * drops WWL, how has a perverted smile on his face and his cheeks are red*

MP: *Appears out of no where, flashing red, and lands on his butt* Oof, ow...

Malon: Oh, don't scare me like that *rushes over to MP and comforts him*

MP: * does the same as WWL when he was in this situation*

Malon: *still holding MP and looks around at WWL and Y. Link staring at them* ...This is
awkward...

MP: *dreamily* Take a picture, it will last longer hah-hm...

WWL and Y. Link: *Both take out their cameras from their different adventures and snap a
picture*

Malon: *drops MP as she stands up, hands on her hips* Hmph, how rude!

MP: *snaps back to reality* HU, Wha-? Oh, yeah...damn... I guess it's time for... *heroic stance*
THE NEXT MISSION!!!

Malon: Oh yeah, forgot all about those... *blushes and covers her mouth with a hand*

WWL: *blink*............*blink*.............*cocks his head to the side*......................*cough*......

Y. Link:..........................................................*does a action if you wait too long to move*........

MP: *still in heroic stance with a huge smile on his face*

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**One hour later, our main characters still have not moved, so we're skipping ahead by 5 hours,
were we find our heroes, if you could call them that, on the side of a treacherous cliff, on a ledge
barely 2 feet wide with wind whipping them**

Malon: *trying in vain to hold her skirt down to the strong winds* MPPPPPP, why are we up
here again?!?

WWL: *behind Malon and staring at her legs and skirt*

MP: *surprisingly enough, not looking at Malon, but instead intent on what is ahead* I don't
know, I just thought it was natural, being in Hyrule with Link and all.

Malon: MP, YOU ARE AN IDIOT...AND A JERK...BUT MOSTLY AN IDIOT!!!

MP: Glad I can be of service! ^_^

WWL:*still staring at Malon*

Y. Link:..................

MP: Wait, I have an idea...

Malon: NOOOOOOOOOOO

MP: No, don't worry, it has nothing to do with you naked or upside down...or both...or on the
bed...*drools and stares in to space dreamily*

Malon: MP, YOU PERV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATE-
YOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! o

MP: Anyway, this involves WWL *looks at WWL* STOP STARING AT MALON'S LEGS
AND GET OUT YOUR WAND-THINGY!!!!!!!!!!!

WWL: *blinks, then pulls out the Wind Waker*

MP: Great now STOP THIS DAMN WIND!!!!!!!!!!!!

WWL: *nods and does the necessary movements to stop the wind*

MP: Good boy, now get out deku leaves for all of us...

WWL: *takes out the leaves*

MP: ...and make the wind go up so we can get back on solid ground.

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**A few minutes later**

Malon: *sitting on the ground, tired* MP, I hate you...MP I hate you...MP, I hate you...

MP: *standing up with a huge, smug grin on his face* HAHAHA, I told you I could get you of of
there.

WWL: *laughing again*

Y. Link:..................................

MP: *looks over at Y. Link and thinks* Look at'em, so ungrateful, hmmmmmmmm, maybe I
should just kill him, push him off the cliff a few times...

Inner- MP: WHAT?!?!?!?! Are you an IDIOT?!?!?! Do you know what Malon would do to you if
she saw THAT?!? I mean, she's about to kill you right now.

MP: Huh? *turns around*

Malon: *hands reaching for MP's neck* MP, I hate you...

MP: MALON, snap out of it.

Malon: What? *comes out of zombie-like stance* Oh, MP...I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!! YOU
HAVE MADE MY LIFE A LIVING HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MP: Really...? *moves eyebrows up and down*

Malon: *eye twitches and vein pops out on her forehead* Hold on...*covers her mouth with her
hand, blushes, giggles and slaps MP*

MP: Grrrrrrrrrr...*has a big, red hand mark on his face* Anyway, let's just start the mission.

Malon: *exasperated* Finally!

MP: Now what should it be...

Malon: *falls down anime-style*

MP: *looks sideways at WWL* Heh, heh, heh. Oooooooooooh WWL, you like to laugh, don't
you?

WWL: *grin spreads across his face*

MP: Well then, take a look at this. *holds up a blank piece of paper*

WWL: *bursts out laughing* ^o^

MP: *throws paper away* Ok, mission complete. *starts to walk away*

Malon: *holds MP by the ear* Uh-uh, mission incomplete. That's not a real mission.

MP: *sigh* Fine, then let's have fun with him. *holds out flower*

WWL: ^.^

MP: *holds out a can of garbage*

WWL: *.*

MP: *holds out a picture of Malon in a bikini*

WWL: !@_____@!

Malon: *blush* MP, where'd you get that? ^_--*

MP: *holds out Zelda in bikini*

WWL: !!!!@______________________@!!!!

Malon: *scowl* MP, what are you doing with that?!?

MP: *holds out a picture of Ruto*

WWL: ?!?!?! *.* ?!?!?!?!

Malon: *shriek, horrified* WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

MP: *ignores Malon, holds out pebble*

WWL: ?_?
o_o
^^
^.^
^_^
^___^
^_____^
^o^
^O^
!^O^!
!!!!!!^O^!!!!!! *laughing uncontrollably*

Malon and MP: *.*
*.?
?.?
-.-
-_-
-_o#
-___-


MP: WWL, SHUDDUP!

Malon: WWL, please quiet down.

WWL: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! ^_^

MP. -.-# WWL...

WWL: *laughing even harder and pointing at the pebble MP dropped*

MP: WWL, WILL YOU SHUT UP?!?!?!?!?!?! IT'S JUST A ROCK!!!

Inner-MP: Sound familiar?

MP and Malon: -____- ###

MP: *through gritted teeth* you...will...DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WWL: *stops laughing* O.O

MP: *charges WWL*

WWL: *runs away, MP following close behind*

Malon: *stands dumbly, watching* Uh, go MP? Whatever...

Ruto: *suddenly walks up behind Malon* What are you doing?

WWL: *stops* *.*
*o* *runs away and spies a bomb*

Malon: Wait a minute, what are you doing here, Ganon killed you.

Ruto: I dunno.

MP: -_____- Uuuuuuuuh, what's going on here?

WWL: *has picked up the bomb and lighted it* *_* *hurls it at Ruto*

Ruto: What's that. *Ruto gets blown up by the bomb*

WWL: *laughing uncontrollably again*

Malon and MP: *look at each other and then back at WWL*

Everyone Not Present At the Moment That Have Been Mentioned in Earlier Missions (Except
Adult Link and JB4) whew: *arrive*

Everyone Present (except Y. Link): You are my God, WWL! *bow down to him*

WWL: ?.?

MP: Well I guess that's the end of the mission. BYE!!!

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MP: Yes, that was not as good as the first, but at least it's close, huh?

Inner-MP: I wasn't in it enough.

MP: Shuddup.

Malon: *snuggles next to MP* You're talking to yourself again, honey.

Inner-MP: HONEY?!?!?!?!?! When did this start happening.

MP: *ignores...himself?* Anyway, I wish to continue the missions, but I need suggestions. Send
'em in. Bye!