MP: HI! ^.^ I have finally decided to update...

Malon: Update what ?.?

MP: ^.^ *pushes Malon out of the way* Anyway, I can't believe only one person reviewed and

gave suggestions! Oh well...thank you Angelgirl10, I'm using your suggestion in my fic! YAY! ^^

Anyway, maybe you can be a guest...

Malon: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?!??!??!?!? I ALWAYS SEE YOU TALKING

TO YOURSELF ABOUT FICS AND FANS, BUT NOW A GIRL?!?!?!?! WHO THE HELL IS

SHE?!?!??! AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE CAN BE A "GUEST"?!?!?!?!?!

MP: -_-* Like I was saying, maybe you can be in the fic. E-mail me about it. That goes for

anyone who gives suggestions. NOW, our feature presentation.

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Zelda: *SHRIEK (not Shiek)* OH MY GOD!!! OHMYGOD OHMYGOD OHMYGOD

*continues at a very rapid pace as she runs over to MP's house.

MP: *hears a knock at the door* Co...

Zelda: *bursts through the door* OHMYGOD OHMYGOD OHMYGOD................

MP: *continues eating his breakfast*

Zelda: *pants for breath*

MP: ^^ Great, now te...

Zelda: OHMYGOD OHMYGOD OHMYGOD................

MP: -.- .........

Zelda: OHMYGOD OHMYGOD OHMY...

MP: o SHUDDUP!!! Now, tell me what happened.

Zelda: Ok......

MP: .........Well?

Zelda: Guess.

MP: *falls over (that joke is getting old, isn't it?)* JUST TELL ME!

Zelda: Ok, geeze, no need to get touchy. I saw....eew *shudders visibly*....no, too horrid to tell.

MP: Um, ok, write it down then.

Zelda: *scribble scribble* (A/N: you know, cause she's writing. and that's the sound you make.

when you...ah forget it)

MP: *reads note* NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! THIS CAN'T BE!!!!!! OH, THE INHUMANITY,

WHY GOD, WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!!?

~Meanwhile, in.....someplace else~

*MP faintly heard in the distance*

Uh, guy #1?: Hey, guy #2, do you hear that?

guy#2: Yeah, what is it.

guy #1: Someone yelling, I think. They're sayin' "Oh, the inhumanity, why God, why? How could

you let..." *.*

guy #2: What, what is it.

gu...ok, too hard he shall be from here on out known as #1: *.*

#2:.....................

#1: *.*

#2: *thinking* Do I smell or something?............

#1: *.*

#2: *smells himself and shrugs*

#1: -.-

#2:.............

#1: Well?

#2: Well what?

#1: Aren't you going to ask what I heard?

#2: Oh, that? Yeah, I already heard.

#1: Oh...ok...

Both: HOW THE HELL DID THIS HAPPEN?!?!??!?!??!

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MP: (in a sweet voice)Zelda.......

Zelda: OHMYGODOHMYGO...yeeeeeeeeees?

MP: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!

Zelda: Geez, that's getting really old. Don't you ever say anything else?

(Author's Note: See, that up there is a pun. Sorry, I just had to point it out. But, it also ties in

with my personal life. I don't feel like explaining)

**MP, Malon, and Zelda are all marching over to Saria's house. Of course MP is pissed, Zelda

continued say oh my God over and over again and Malon is...doing something else.**

MP: Finally. Now, you all know what to do, right?

Malon and Zelda: *nod nod*

MP: Good....ATTACK!!!

MP, Malon, and Zelda: *charge through Saria's door* O GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I

CANNOT BEAR IT, WHYYYYYYYYY?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Saria and Ganon: *turn and look in they're direction* What?

MP: *melodramtic* H-h-how c-could you. It...it...it's just.....gross.

Saria: You mean us....*dramatic lead up music*...kissing?

MP: How the HELL did this happen? I sure as hell didn't plan this!

Ganon: I don't know, it...wait, plan this?

Malon: Yeah MP, what do you mean by that?

MP: Uh, yeah, that....I....can't explain....

Malon: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, CAN'T EXPLAIN??!??!?!?!?!?!?

MP: Without you believing this, I meant....

Everyone: Well?

#1: walks through the door and speaks with a Dr. Evil accent* Hello, I am #1.

MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

#2: *#2 accent* And I am #2. And Dr...I mean, #1, do is it absolutely necessary to laugh.

#1: Yes, it is all part of my...persona. MWAHAHAHAHAHA....

Zelda: Is that a giant cock outside?

#2: NO, that's our spaceship.

Zelda: Oh...um...

#2: Forget it.

MP: What are you doing here?

#1: To bring *camera zooms in* world peace.

MP: Riiiiiiiight, and that laugh is not evil.

#1: Um...um...um...ok, we're here to take over this world.

MP: Um...anyone strong enough to take him?

Everyone: *shake head*

Ganon: *thinks* Wait a minute, I'm the lord of all that's evil, he should be bowing down at my

feet. *out loud* I shall challenge you!

MP: A little slow on that one chief.

Ganon: Huh? *notices henchmen all around* Oh...I'll still take them.

MP: Right, just like how you beat Link.

Ganon: Shut up. *powers up and blows away all the henchmen*

Henchmen (who knew that was one word?): AHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhh.....

Ganon: Now, where's the little fuckers #1 and 2 go?

MP: I don't know...

Ganon: I'll get'em.

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**2 hours later**

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MP: This is typical, you found them an hour ago, and then you spent another hour telling them

what you're going to do.

Ganon: ...will rip out your lower intestines.... what was that MP?

MP: Just kill them.

Ganon: Sounds good. Ok, now you die. *charges up again*

#1 and #2: *unenthusiastic* Noooooooooooooooo.

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MP: Stupid computer didn't save the rest of the fic or something. I had it all planned out, too. -_-

Oh well, I'll just make it another chapter. I apologize for the inconvenience and emotional

destress I caused. Dammit, now I have to start half way over again. YES, I HAVE TO START

HALF WAY OVER, AGAIN!