MP: HI! ^.^ I have finally decided to update...
Malon: Update what ?.?
MP: ^.^ *pushes Malon out of the way* Anyway, I can't believe only one person reviewed and
gave suggestions! Oh well...thank you Angelgirl10, I'm using your suggestion in my fic! YAY! ^^
Anyway, maybe you can be a guest...
Malon: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?!??!??!?!? I ALWAYS SEE YOU TALKING
TO YOURSELF ABOUT FICS AND FANS, BUT NOW A GIRL?!?!?!?! WHO THE HELL IS
SHE?!?!??! AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE CAN BE A "GUEST"?!?!?!?!?!
MP: -_-* Like I was saying, maybe you can be in the fic. E-mail me about it. That goes for
anyone who gives suggestions. NOW, our feature presentation.
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Zelda: *SHRIEK (not Shiek)* OH MY GOD!!! OHMYGOD OHMYGOD OHMYGOD
*continues at a very rapid pace as she runs over to MP's house.
MP: *hears a knock at the door* Co...
Zelda: *bursts through the door* OHMYGOD OHMYGOD OHMYGOD................
MP: *continues eating his breakfast*
Zelda: *pants for breath*
MP: ^^ Great, now te...
Zelda: OHMYGOD OHMYGOD OHMYGOD................
MP: -.- .........
Zelda: OHMYGOD OHMYGOD OHMY...
MP: o SHUDDUP!!! Now, tell me what happened.
Zelda: Ok......
MP: .........Well?
Zelda: Guess.
MP: *falls over (that joke is getting old, isn't it?)* JUST TELL ME!
Zelda: Ok, geeze, no need to get touchy. I saw....eew *shudders visibly*....no, too horrid to tell.
MP: Um, ok, write it down then.
Zelda: *scribble scribble* (A/N: you know, cause she's writing. and that's the sound you make.
when you...ah forget it)
MP: *reads note* NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! THIS CAN'T BE!!!!!! OH, THE INHUMANITY,
WHY GOD, WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!!?
~Meanwhile, in.....someplace else~
*MP faintly heard in the distance*
Uh, guy #1?: Hey, guy #2, do you hear that?
guy#2: Yeah, what is it.
guy #1: Someone yelling, I think. They're sayin' "Oh, the inhumanity, why God, why? How could
you let..." *.*
guy #2: What, what is it.
gu...ok, too hard he shall be from here on out known as #1: *.*
#2:.....................
#1: *.*
#2: *thinking* Do I smell or something?............
#1: *.*
#2: *smells himself and shrugs*
#1: -.-
#2:.............
#1: Well?
#2: Well what?
#1: Aren't you going to ask what I heard?
#2: Oh, that? Yeah, I already heard.
#1: Oh...ok...
Both: HOW THE HELL DID THIS HAPPEN?!?!??!?!??!
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MP: (in a sweet voice)Zelda.......
Zelda: OHMYGODOHMYGO...yeeeeeeeeees?
MP: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!
Zelda: Geez, that's getting really old. Don't you ever say anything else?
(Author's Note: See, that up there is a pun. Sorry, I just had to point it out. But, it also ties in
with my personal life. I don't feel like explaining)
**MP, Malon, and Zelda are all marching over to Saria's house. Of course MP is pissed, Zelda
continued say oh my God over and over again and Malon is...doing something else.**
MP: Finally. Now, you all know what to do, right?
Malon and Zelda: *nod nod*
MP: Good....ATTACK!!!
MP, Malon, and Zelda: *charge through Saria's door* O GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I
CANNOT BEAR IT, WHYYYYYYYYY?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Saria and Ganon: *turn and look in they're direction* What?
MP: *melodramtic* H-h-how c-could you. It...it...it's just.....gross.
Saria: You mean us....*dramatic lead up music*...kissing?
MP: How the HELL did this happen? I sure as hell didn't plan this!
Ganon: I don't know, it...wait, plan this?
Malon: Yeah MP, what do you mean by that?
MP: Uh, yeah, that....I....can't explain....
Malon: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, CAN'T EXPLAIN??!??!?!?!?!?!?
MP: Without you believing this, I meant....
Everyone: Well?
#1: walks through the door and speaks with a Dr. Evil accent* Hello, I am #1.
MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
#2: *#2 accent* And I am #2. And Dr...I mean, #1, do is it absolutely necessary to laugh.
#1: Yes, it is all part of my...persona. MWAHAHAHAHAHA....
Zelda: Is that a giant cock outside?
#2: NO, that's our spaceship.
Zelda: Oh...um...
#2: Forget it.
MP: What are you doing here?
#1: To bring *camera zooms in* world peace.
MP: Riiiiiiiight, and that laugh is not evil.
#1: Um...um...um...ok, we're here to take over this world.
MP: Um...anyone strong enough to take him?
Everyone: *shake head*
Ganon: *thinks* Wait a minute, I'm the lord of all that's evil, he should be bowing down at my
feet. *out loud* I shall challenge you!
MP: A little slow on that one chief.
Ganon: Huh? *notices henchmen all around* Oh...I'll still take them.
MP: Right, just like how you beat Link.
Ganon: Shut up. *powers up and blows away all the henchmen*
Henchmen (who knew that was one word?): AHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhh.....
Ganon: Now, where's the little fuckers #1 and 2 go?
MP: I don't know...
Ganon: I'll get'em.
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**2 hours later**
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MP: This is typical, you found them an hour ago, and then you spent another hour telling them
what you're going to do.
Ganon: ...will rip out your lower intestines.... what was that MP?
MP: Just kill them.
Ganon: Sounds good. Ok, now you die. *charges up again*
#1 and #2: *unenthusiastic* Noooooooooooooooo.
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MP: Stupid computer didn't save the rest of the fic or something. I had it all planned out, too. -_-
Oh well, I'll just make it another chapter. I apologize for the inconvenience and emotional
destress I caused. Dammit, now I have to start half way over again. YES, I HAVE TO START
HALF WAY OVER, AGAIN!
Malon: Update what ?.?
MP: ^.^ *pushes Malon out of the way* Anyway, I can't believe only one person reviewed and
gave suggestions! Oh well...thank you Angelgirl10, I'm using your suggestion in my fic! YAY! ^^
Anyway, maybe you can be a guest...
Malon: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?!??!??!?!? I ALWAYS SEE YOU TALKING
TO YOURSELF ABOUT FICS AND FANS, BUT NOW A GIRL?!?!?!?! WHO THE HELL IS
SHE?!?!??! AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE CAN BE A "GUEST"?!?!?!?!?!
MP: -_-* Like I was saying, maybe you can be in the fic. E-mail me about it. That goes for
anyone who gives suggestions. NOW, our feature presentation.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Zelda: *SHRIEK (not Shiek)* OH MY GOD!!! OHMYGOD OHMYGOD OHMYGOD
*continues at a very rapid pace as she runs over to MP's house.
MP: *hears a knock at the door* Co...
Zelda: *bursts through the door* OHMYGOD OHMYGOD OHMYGOD................
MP: *continues eating his breakfast*
Zelda: *pants for breath*
MP: ^^ Great, now te...
Zelda: OHMYGOD OHMYGOD OHMYGOD................
MP: -.- .........
Zelda: OHMYGOD OHMYGOD OHMY...
MP: o SHUDDUP!!! Now, tell me what happened.
Zelda: Ok......
MP: .........Well?
Zelda: Guess.
MP: *falls over (that joke is getting old, isn't it?)* JUST TELL ME!
Zelda: Ok, geeze, no need to get touchy. I saw....eew *shudders visibly*....no, too horrid to tell.
MP: Um, ok, write it down then.
Zelda: *scribble scribble* (A/N: you know, cause she's writing. and that's the sound you make.
when you...ah forget it)
MP: *reads note* NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! THIS CAN'T BE!!!!!! OH, THE INHUMANITY,
WHY GOD, WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!!?
~Meanwhile, in.....someplace else~
*MP faintly heard in the distance*
Uh, guy #1?: Hey, guy #2, do you hear that?
guy#2: Yeah, what is it.
guy #1: Someone yelling, I think. They're sayin' "Oh, the inhumanity, why God, why? How could
you let..." *.*
guy #2: What, what is it.
gu...ok, too hard he shall be from here on out known as #1: *.*
#2:.....................
#1: *.*
#2: *thinking* Do I smell or something?............
#1: *.*
#2: *smells himself and shrugs*
#1: -.-
#2:.............
#1: Well?
#2: Well what?
#1: Aren't you going to ask what I heard?
#2: Oh, that? Yeah, I already heard.
#1: Oh...ok...
Both: HOW THE HELL DID THIS HAPPEN?!?!??!?!??!
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MP: (in a sweet voice)Zelda.......
Zelda: OHMYGODOHMYGO...yeeeeeeeeees?
MP: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!
Zelda: Geez, that's getting really old. Don't you ever say anything else?
(Author's Note: See, that up there is a pun. Sorry, I just had to point it out. But, it also ties in
with my personal life. I don't feel like explaining)
**MP, Malon, and Zelda are all marching over to Saria's house. Of course MP is pissed, Zelda
continued say oh my God over and over again and Malon is...doing something else.**
MP: Finally. Now, you all know what to do, right?
Malon and Zelda: *nod nod*
MP: Good....ATTACK!!!
MP, Malon, and Zelda: *charge through Saria's door* O GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I
CANNOT BEAR IT, WHYYYYYYYYY?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Saria and Ganon: *turn and look in they're direction* What?
MP: *melodramtic* H-h-how c-could you. It...it...it's just.....gross.
Saria: You mean us....*dramatic lead up music*...kissing?
MP: How the HELL did this happen? I sure as hell didn't plan this!
Ganon: I don't know, it...wait, plan this?
Malon: Yeah MP, what do you mean by that?
MP: Uh, yeah, that....I....can't explain....
Malon: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, CAN'T EXPLAIN??!??!?!?!?!?!?
MP: Without you believing this, I meant....
Everyone: Well?
#1: walks through the door and speaks with a Dr. Evil accent* Hello, I am #1.
MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
#2: *#2 accent* And I am #2. And Dr...I mean, #1, do is it absolutely necessary to laugh.
#1: Yes, it is all part of my...persona. MWAHAHAHAHAHA....
Zelda: Is that a giant cock outside?
#2: NO, that's our spaceship.
Zelda: Oh...um...
#2: Forget it.
MP: What are you doing here?
#1: To bring *camera zooms in* world peace.
MP: Riiiiiiiight, and that laugh is not evil.
#1: Um...um...um...ok, we're here to take over this world.
MP: Um...anyone strong enough to take him?
Everyone: *shake head*
Ganon: *thinks* Wait a minute, I'm the lord of all that's evil, he should be bowing down at my
feet. *out loud* I shall challenge you!
MP: A little slow on that one chief.
Ganon: Huh? *notices henchmen all around* Oh...I'll still take them.
MP: Right, just like how you beat Link.
Ganon: Shut up. *powers up and blows away all the henchmen*
Henchmen (who knew that was one word?): AHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhh.....
Ganon: Now, where's the little fuckers #1 and 2 go?
MP: I don't know...
Ganon: I'll get'em.
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**2 hours later**
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MP: This is typical, you found them an hour ago, and then you spent another hour telling them
what you're going to do.
Ganon: ...will rip out your lower intestines.... what was that MP?
MP: Just kill them.
Ganon: Sounds good. Ok, now you die. *charges up again*
#1 and #2: *unenthusiastic* Noooooooooooooooo.
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MP: Stupid computer didn't save the rest of the fic or something. I had it all planned out, too. -_-
Oh well, I'll just make it another chapter. I apologize for the inconvenience and emotional
destress I caused. Dammit, now I have to start half way over again. YES, I HAVE TO START
HALF WAY OVER, AGAIN!
