Disclaimer: (according to dictionary.com) A repudiation or denial of responsibility or connection. In other words its not mine…but you knew that…right?
They're Called Manners
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Last Time:
~"Geez, what a temper," Enyo muttered.
"What!?"
Themis shot her a look and she held her hands up in surrender. "We are going to help," she replied sternly. "You cannot stop us."
"Hn….Are you so sure?"
Both girls looked up to see who had spoken~
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"Yea, we are," Enyo snarled. "What are you gonna do…"
"Shush!" Themis said, slapping a hand over Enyo's mouth.
"Maybe introductions?" she purred.
The newcomers were two young men. The first looked cool and distant, with a pleasant smile and bright green eyes. And that hair, can't forget the hair. It was red, not that orange they call red, but red the color of…well roses ^_^ . His companion, the one who had spoken was shorter, with sleek black hair. His crimson eyes darted between one girl and then next, narrowed in a firm scowl.
"We do not need to waste our time on stupid ningens," the short one grumbled.
"Sounds like you need a dictionary," Enyo muttered.
"What's that?"
"Look up manners, dummy. Didn't you ever learn em?"
Themis chuckled. "Doesn't appear so."
"I will KILL you for that," he growled unsheathing his katana.
"Now, now, Hiei," his companion replied smoothly. "We should at least introduce ourselves." He turned to the girls smiling. "I am Kurama, and my companion here is Hiei. We are friend's of Yusuke's."
"Hn…."
"I'm Enyo,"
"Themis."
"Ok enough!" Yusuke shouted. "Geez. Look you can't help okay? This is my job."
"And it's our cat," Themis replied curtly.
"Uh oh," Enyo said, scooting away from her sister. "Just let us help okay." *pleading eyes*
"No, no NO! I don't need YOUR help!"
Enyo scooted farther away. "Please don't make her angry," she whispered.
"Who cares?" Yusuke muttered.
"That's it you little jerk!" Themis shouted. "Now you listen here…" and she took off into a furious rant that would have singed the eyebrows of a normal person. Meanwhile Enyo shuffled over to Botan.
"Is that….er….natural?"
Enyo waved a hand. "As long as he can stay on his feet he'll be okay."
"Oh…"
"You seem to be the in charge type so why don't you and I settle this like adults."
"Wha? Oh yea." Botan turned away from the gruesome scene. "And all she's doing is yelling?"
*nods* "So when do we start?"
"You don't," Hiei growled from behind her.
"Look, Shorty, its RUDE to butt into other people's…and that would be a sword." *sweatdrop*
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Aside:
Themis: muahahahaha tiz ASIDE TIME
Enyo: yup *dances on it*
Themis: Just thought this would be a good time to point out that I'm not really hurting Yusuke…just yelling
Botan: But is he supposed to…
Themis: *scowl*
Botan: yip! -_-;;
Enyo: And you guys thought I was the one with the temper *snicker*
Themis: Anyway *scowls at Enyo* I just wanted you to know
Botan: I think he is turning purple…
Themis & Enyo: *…* HAHAHA
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"What did you call me, ningen?" Enyo crossed her arms over her chest and stuck out her tongue. Then suddenly she wasn't there. "Hey Baka! Where did you go?"
"She's behind you," Themis replied, and then continued to yell at Yusuke, who was looking a little weak in the knees.
Hiei spun around, but there was nothing. Kurama put a hand on Hiei's shoulder. "Calm down, Hiei. Let me handle this…."
"Hnn…."
"Excuse me, do you mind letting Yusuke take a break and explaining this to us?" he asked Themis.
*stops mid-scream* "Okay!" Yusuke took a deep breath, and sat down. Kuwabara walked over to join him.
"Hey Urameshi.*"
"What!!??"
"What happened to your eyebrows?"
*grumble grumble*
Themis explained calmly, for what seemed like the fiftieth time lately about she and her sisters gifts, and why they should be "allowed" to work on the case (in which she didn't leave much room for debate). Hiei's eyes darted around nervously for any sign of Enyo, but she was nowhere.
"So your sister is…invisible right now?" Kurama asked when she was finished, finally allowing his eyes to wander the area.
Themis rolled her eyes. "Actually she's probably around the corner giggling. She doesn't like to stay in Otherside too long."
"Can't you see her?"
"If I try. But that requires focus."
"But earlier when you saw her behind Hiei…"
Themis laughed. "I was just guessing. That's her favorite trick."
All: *sweatdrop*
"Well," Botan said thoughtfully. "I guess we could go ask the Boss."
"This is pointless," Hiei grumbled. "We should be after the demon."
"Well then let's make this trip snappy," Enyo said, coming back from around the corner.
"Told ya," Themis said.
"Well let's go!" Botan cheered. "Oh wait…I don't know if I can take you both on my oar…Hey! I'll bring the boss to you!"
"…Okay. How about meeting us at our house." Themis gave her directions and then she flew off, while the rest of the group began marching back to their house.
"Themis, would you mind demonstrating your power to us?"
Themis shrugged. "Oki doki." She looked around. "What would you like me to see?"
"I have something in my pocket," he said coolly. "What is it?"
Themis turned her face to his pocket, and a moment later looked away. *blush*
"Haha! Looks like you forgot we weren't playing boxers or briefs," Enyo muttered.
"What's that?" Kurama asked?
"Didn't you ever see that commercial with Michael Jordan?" He shook his head. "Nevermind."
"A rose," Themis choked out. "You have a rose in your pocket."
Kurama grinned, and pulled the bright red flower out to show everyone. "Fascinating," he said, tucking it behind her ear. *blush*
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Aside:
Enyo: Geez Kurama. You're such a flirt.
Kurama: Jealous?
Enyo: NO! *…* Well maybe a little *pokes him and dances away*
Kurama: Is she always this strange?
Themis: *latches onto him* Yes…
Kurama: *sweatdrop*
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"This is it," Themis said happily entering the house. They all sat down and looked around awkwardly at one another
"So Eris is really a demon huh?" Enyo asked.
"You mean we've been snuggling with a demon?" Themis added
"It would appear so yes…" Kurama replied
"…"
"Are you okay?" he asked.
"Well that explains a lot!" Themis said thoughtfully
*nods* "Oh yea…" Enyo agreed.
All: *sweatdrop*
"Psh! Such dirty minds," Themis scolded. *blush*
"So what shall we do to pass the time?" Kurama asked.
*snicker* "We could play the name game" Enyo suggested.
All: *anime fall*
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Me: SO this is my fourth chapter written in two days. *dances* And I really want to know what everyone thinks…tell me what you like-so I can continue with it, and what you don't-so I can avoid it. SO R&R
Hiei: Why do I get the feeling that I'm going to regret being in this fic?
Me: *evil grin*
Hiei: Hn…
Footnote: *I have been informed by my good friend Tibbi-chan(not her real name) that I have been spelling Yusuke's last name wrong…so I fixed it, and eventually I will go back and fix it in the other chapters…but for now just know that it will be fixed from here on out)
