This will be shorter than the last chapter, but it won't be a bad one. I think the story has lost it's cuteness and is gone into gutter humor, not that you mind right? It's a bit more grown up with innuendoes if any, sexually orientated scenes and curses, as well as other big peoples things. How ever, even knowing the fact that I have no ownership of or profit from these character I hope you enjoy my story! Lewis Carroll would be turning around in his grave right now….

-kitty.

Alice in wonderland.

_chapter 17???_

[Halley's room.]

"Come on Chris, our carriage will be leaving soon!" Halley tapped his foot. "What takes a girl so long to get dressed?"

"Ready!"

"FINALLY!!!"

The two teens ran downstairs to meet up with Halley's parents.

[Zhuzhen.]

God help this poor old bastard, he lies in a fetal position in a dark corner of the room where his friends are meeting up for a farewell. "don't come near me." Is the mantra he weeps. Yuri notices his distress and joins him to see what is wrong.

"Whassup?" Yuri says slinging an arm around the old man. "Pervert's lookin' for ya."

Zhuzhen whimpered, "Don't let him near me!"

"Why? Yuri said, "I thought you were friends with him."

"So did I until last night. But when I was meditating, he came into my room and, and…." At this point he breaks down crying.

Yuri gets up and goes to Meiuan. "So, Meiuan, Zhuzhen asked me to find out what you're doing after you leave here."

"Visiting relatives in Shanghai."

"Really."

"And then I'm going back to wonderland."

"Right. Bye then."

Yuri returned to Zhuzhen. "Stay away from Shanghai and Wonderland and you won't bump into Meiuan. You can stay here a day longer if you wish. I'll explain it to Keith and he won't mind. Well, once he and his family get over their hangovers.

[*NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY RANDOMLY DIFFERENT!!!*]

Keith's miracle hangover cure:

-2 glasses.

-2 spoons of whiskey (which ever type of spoon and whiskey you wish to use)

-A shot glass of Vodka.

-Alka seltzer.

-Irn bru.

-Water

Put the Alka seltzer into a glass. Put the 2 spoons of whiskey into the shot of Vodka and mix. Add the water to the alka seltzer. Put the mixture of whiskey and vodka into the second glass and add some Irn Bru to it. Drink the Whiskey Vodka Irn bru mix first. Wait until it hits you and then drink the alka seltzer. After a few minutes you might wish to be sick. Once you've done that You should feel better. If you still feel sore, finish off the irn bru. By then you should feel better.

WARNING!!!: This is not an official hangover cure so don't try it with the hope of curing your hangover. However if you do try it and it works, please notify me. I never had a hangover, actually I did once, but my mother is very strict so when I did have one I pretended to be just sick, not hungover to worm my way out of a very tricky situation…

[*NOW BACK TO THA STORY!!!*]

[Ye olde coffin room!]

"Maria?" Stephen said, "Are you awake? Mari? It's over."

"Wanna sleep, up all night…pissed as a newt…." Came the reply.

"Leon?"

"Me haed!"

"Margie? Keith?"

"ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz….."

"Abel?"

"PORK CHOPS!"

"And the rest are still on vacation…sigh…"

"Oh, god, my head!" Joachim fell out of his coffin and rushed to a basin to be sick.

"JOACHIM! YOU'RE BACK!"

"Bleghh! Not now, Blegh, Dad, I'm, Blegh, getting sick, Blueagggghhh!"

"What were you six up to last night?"

"Getting pissed. Blegh!"

"Grrrrr, you think in the 400 years plus you'd have a bit more maturity!?"

"Nope! Blegh!"

"GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!"

Stephen stormed out of the room cursing about his childrens' childishness.

= End of chapter!

That was short because I want to drag it out so that my head can have some peace. And I'm hungry and running out of time to type this up before I have to go online. The hangover cure was made up out of the top of my head. This chapter should be rated R!!! ZHUZHEN RAPE! EWWWWW!

What did you think of the dialogue between Stephen and his hungover children? And now, due to popualr deman, and liking and whatnot…..HALLEY!!!

Halley: Twinkle twinkle Kiethy bat, you annoying flying rat, you had made the queen cry, now she wants your ass to fry, twinkle twinkle Kiethy bat, never piss off Margarete!

:Claps: Isn't he great!?! :Grins: Don't forget to reeview!!!