I disclaim.

Harrisburg, PA

7:00am

Kurt groaned to Scott's wake-up call.

Scott and Lance dressed quickly, while Kurt dressed slowly, and Todd took his time.

7:30

The four went down to breakfast, Kurt and Todd eating everything in sight, Lance eating his fill, and Scott stuffing a grocery bad full of snacks for the road.

8:00

"SHOTGUN!" Lance called out, making Todd and Kurt groan. They were stuck together. Again.

"Same seats as yesterday you guys. Same seats whole trip. This goes by size." Scott ordered.

"Make us feel small, yo?" Todd inquired.

"'Us?'" asked Kurt. "Todd, there IS no 'us'. There is a Todd and there is a Kurt." Kurt growled at Todd.

Lance rolled his eyes.

Everyone crawled into the truck, luggage in tow, snacks in the front seat so Kurt wouldn't eat them all.

11:00

"Scotty! I gotta go potty!" Todd teased Scott, yet conveyed his message at the same time.

11:15

Scott pulled over at the gas station, Todd literally running to the restroom.

"Anyone else?" Scott asked Kurt and Lance.

Kurt nodded and went in Todd's direction.

In the Truck:

"You look like you could use a restroom break." Lance said to Scott, who was squirming every once in a while.

"I'm NOT leaving the truck alone!"

"I'll watch it."

In the restroom:

Todd and Kurt ran into each other. Literally.

"Watch it, yo!" Todd cried, getting up.

"Yeah, vell at leave you're in von piece." Grumbled Kurt, rubbing his bleeding arm.

"Sorry..."

"Yeah, sure you are."

"No, really."

12:30

"Scott, I am hungry!" Kurt complained.

"We'll stop at the next diner."

1:15

Scott pulled into the almost vacant lot of a roadside diner.

"Wow. For Interstate-Eighty-One, you'd think they'd do better." Lance commented.

"Lance, we are in the MOUNTIANS! We are lucky to have FOUND a diner!" Scott said slowly.

Todd hopped (literally) out of the truck, followed almost obediently by Kurt.

1:20

The four sat down at a booth, ready to eat. Scott and Lance wouldn't admit it, but they were pretty hungry, too.

2:45

Scott drifted in and out of slumber.

"Rough night?" asked Lance, shaking Scott gently.

"Yeah. I've got two people who want to kill me in the same hotel room as I, I didn't sleep too well." Scott said sarcastically.

"I'll drive. I don't want you getting us killed." Lance offered.

2:50

Scott pulled into a gas station to re-fuel. Todd and Kurt got out to use the restroom and stretch their legs. Lance went in to pay for the gas.

By the time the gas tank was full, Scott was supporting himself on the gas pump, almost asleep.

Lance shook Scott to wake him.

"I'm driving." Lance demanded, snatching the keys from Scott's pocket.

"Fine, take my baby..." Scott mumbled, walking Zombie-like to the shotgun seat.

4:00

'Five more hours and I get to sleep.' Lance thought, smirking at the sleeping Scott next to him.

4:25

"Man, do my legs EVER hurt!" Exclaimed Kurt.

"Mine tooooooooo!" Whined Todd.

"Fine' I'll pull over at the next gas station! Don't wake Scott!" Lance hisses.

"Woa, someone's over-protective!" teased Todd.

"No!" exclaimed Lance, almost in a low hiss. "I just want this to be a peaceful trip, no arguments, no groggy people."

"I do not be-lieve you!" snickered Kurt.

Scott, eyes still closed, listened.

4:30

Lance pulled over at a gas station. This one was cleaner than the last one, but was still your run-of-the-mill roadside generic gas station.

Kurt and Todd leapt out of the truck, and started walking around, passing each other every once in a while.

In the truck:

Lance shook Scott wake. He hoped Scott heard nothing of the teasing.

"Hey, Scott, bathroom break. Chance to stretch your legs."

Scott smiled weakly, trying to wake up.

"Looks like you've driven my baby well." Scott commented, referring to the truck.

"Why wouldn't I?"

Kurt and Todd:

Kurt and Todd passed, shooting each other a glare.

"Oh, dis iz ridiculous!" Kurt cried.

"What?"

"Can't ve at least try to be friends?"

"I guess." Todd shrugged him off.

Kurt sighed. "I am going beck to ze truck, you coming?"

"Yeah, sure." Todd hopped behind Kurt.

5:45

"Ohh! Lookie! Food next exit!" Kurt exclaimed.

"Yeah. Sure. We can eat." Lance said, trying to ignore the sharp hunger pains given to him compliments of his stomach.

"FOOD!" Kurt cried, scaring everyone.

6:00

Lance pulled into a Burger King parking lot.

The four walked into Burger King, placed their orders, and sat down.

Scott was now fully awake, demanding to drive the last three hours.

Lance readily gave Scott the keys to 'his baby.'

6:45

Scott pulled into the gas station.

"Last chance before the hotel!" Scott announced, waiting for everyone to get out before he left his truck.

Lance didn't get out.

"So, who gave you the truck?" he asked Scott.

"Honestly?"

"Yeah."

"How do I know I can trust you?"

"You don't."

"No one. I claimed it as my own, being its first driver and all. And, I figured we're the only two who can drive, and I didn't expect you to drive. Besides, it lives at the mansion and..."

"It's all yours then." Lance smiled, cutting Scott off, and sliding out of the truck so Scott could leave the truck alone to re-fuel.

"Let me pay this time." Lance said.

Todd and Kurt:

Todd followed Kurt around, keeping his distance.

"OH COME ON!" Kurt practically screamed.

"What is it this time?"

"Vhy are you following me?"

"I dunno." Todd shrugged. "I feel like it."

7:38

"Man, am I tired." Kurt yawned.

"Great, now you make me yawn!" Todd yawned in return.

"Fine, we'll stop in Knoxville. But from here on out we have to make our destination." Scott said, looking at the clock.

8:15

Scott pulled into the parking lot of a Holiday Inn.

The four exited the truck. Walking up to the lobby, Scott brought up a good point.

"Last night was a catastrophe. Two of us ended up sleeping on the floor."

"We get two rooms." Said Lance.

All four stopped dead in their tracks and nodded and murmured in agreement.

"You two go ahead and get a room together!" Chimed Todd, indicating Lance and Scott.

"Yeah. Todd and I promise not to kill each other." Kurt smiled innocently.

"As you wish." Sighed Scott, looking pathetically at Lance.

8:20

"We have two rooms left, you're in luck!" Said the receptionist. "Rooms two-forty-three and five-twenty-seven." She handed Kurt the keys to 243 and Lance the keys to 527.

8:30

527:

"You tired?" asked Scott.

"Little bit, you?"

"Nah. Slept in the truck, remember?" Lance smacked himself on the forehead.

"Oh. Yeah."

"I heard everything by the way."

243:

"Yo, bamf boy!"

"Never call me that again!" Kurt was nearly to his breaking point with Toads antics.

"Just trying to say sorry..."

"For what?" Kurt asked, stifling a yawn.

"For hating you."

"Really?" Kurt jerked his head towards Todd.

527:

"Which incident?" asked Lance nervously.

"Those two littleings teasing about you liking me. MAN, those two make quite the team!"

"You REALLY think that they'll ever get along?"

"Yeah. Besides, they can't hurt each other. No unnecessary physical contact, remember?"

"Oh, really now?" Lance teasingly placed a hand on Scott's chest. To his surprise, Scott stiffened.

"Please..." said Scott, grabbing Lance's hand.

"S-sorry" Lance stuttered. Scott smiled.

243:

"Yo, wake-up call, six-thirty, room two forty three!" Todd hung up the phone.

"Vhy that early!?!" Kurt groaned.

"Face it, Kurt, neither of us are gonna be ready by seven thirty unless we're up that early!"

"Didn't ve come here to sleep!?!"

"Sleep, but not sleep in."

9:15

527:

Scott and Lance had been talking since eight fifteen.

About the trip.

About what life would be like upon their return.

About romance.

"Y'know, you're the first person I've told that to." Lance admitted.

"That you prefer men over women?"

"Yeah."

"It's no big deal. To me at least."

"Good." Lance slipped.

"Huh?" Scott looked confused.

"They were right, okay? Todd and Kurt, that is." Lance sighed.

243:

"Kurt, are you done yet?"

"Almost changed!"

Kurt emerged from the bathroom wearing pitch black, pans, long-sleeved pajamas.

"Wow you look good in black!" Todd blurted out.

"VHAT!?!"

"Nothing."

"Oh you said something!"

"But I didn't THINK anything!"

"Vell dis iz not what I expected from dis trip." Kurt said, a blank expression on his face.

10:45

527:

"G'nite Scott."

"'Nite Lance."

The two crawled into their separate beds.

243:

"Good night Todd."

"'Nite Fuzz."

Kurt emitted what sounded like a growl.

"Woa, Kurt, easy!"

And the two crawled into their separate beds.

10:48

Lance crawled into Scott's bed, with no objection from Scott.