The Plan~

A couple hours later Anja woke to find herself not only with a massive headache but also hung upside down by her boot straps in a containment cell, in her Cameron Diaz style white with blue trim little boy Batman underwear and her black spaghetti strap undershirt. "No doubt the Jackal's idea. He has a retarded sense of humor," she said glaring out the window. "Nice of you to wake up Anja," said Royce smiling wickedly, "I like your underwear though Superman's much better." "Oh shut up you dumb, meat headed, shwein hund, that I have ever had the misfortune to meet!" she yelled angrily.

She watched in horror as the Jackal danced in wearing not only her favorite chap stick but also her black booty jeans and her black and pink checkered tank top. "Don't I look beautiful? Black is soo my color!" Ryan said laughing insanely and twirled around showing her he was wearing her only pair of black high-heeled boots. "NO! YOU!! UGHHH!!!! YOU WAIT UNTIL I GET OUT OF HERE!! YOUR BUTT WILL BE MINE!! YOU HEAR ME?! MINE!" she yelled trying to unbuckle her bootstraps.

"I still can't figure out what this is though," Ryan said pulling out a pair of her black stockings and placing them over his head. Anja wasn't paying attention to Ryan at the moment; she had to figure out some way to get out. She unbuckled her bootstraps and dropped onto what was left of Ryan's bed.

She got up and walked towards the glass. I hope this works, she thought. "I can't hold my feeling back anymore. I think you two are soo hot. I just can't help myself!" she said smiling. EWWWWWW! I can't believe I just said that! DUDE MAJOR YUCK! Anja thought keeping the flirty smile on her face. "How do we know you're not just saying that?" Royce said giving her an uncertain look. "Well for starters, if I didn't like you I would be trying to cover myself up, instead of oogling my goodies. Now let me out and I'll make it worth your wild." She said swaying her hips as she walked.

Ohh God EWWWWWWWW! I'd rather BARF! Dude Prince you look like Swiss cheese and Jackal there's a wonderful thing called soap! She thought licking her lips at them. "Let me out so I can slip into something a little more comfy." BLECH BARF CITY! "Uhhh," said Royce staring. No uhhh is the capital of Duh, which you seem to be the mayor of! Anja thought flopping down onto Ryan's bed lying on her stomach propping her head on one hand.

"Alright fine but you got 20 minutes before I come up there." Royce said unlocking the cube letting her out. "I knew you'd see it my way. Don't worry I'll look much better." She said walking by and grabbing Royce's butt on the way by making him jump. As soon as she was out of sight in her room, "BLECH! YUCK! I'm soo gonna barf! Eww I touched a dead guy's butt! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! Alright, just calm down and breathe A just breath. I have 15 minutes to set up the force field." Anja quickly set up the extra machine to block out ghosts and quickly pulled out a pair of white booty jeans and a white v-neck "Thank God for people trying to turn me girly!"

15 minutes later:

Royce walked down the hall towards Anja's room and stopped. There stood Anja wearing the booty jeans and the v-neck with her hair down. "I'm not ready yet," she said putting her lower lip in a pout. "Well to bad!" Royce said with a snort and walked towards the door only to be thrown back by the machine. "HEY! WHAT THE?!" yelled Royce angrily. "Shut up! Like I'd ever like you! I mean EWW! Kissing you, is like kissing a huge slab of moldy Swiss cheese! I'd rather kiss my dog." Anja said with a laugh and walked into the bathroom getting changed into her black cargo's and her black spaghetti strap tank top. "Dude you're seriously ugly! Like I'd be caught dead with you!"

The machine started to sputter and shut off. Anja kicked the machine and it came back on. It went off again she kicked it again only for it to go off for good. "Oh CRAP!" she slammed the door leaning against the door only for Royce to go through her and the door. "What was that you were saying about me being ugly, Dolly?" he said facing her gripping his bat.

Sorry about the delay but the Anja word bank!

Shwein Hund: Pig Dog, a very bad insult in German. Shnoodles: Shoot and noodles combined. (I made it up when I was in 5th grade.) Shnikes: Sh** and Nike combined. Booty Jeans: Really Really tight pants that show off your butt. Oogling my Goodies: Showing off my body. (Got that one from 'Bring it On' ) Anja is pronounced ON-yuhh