~~~~~~~*******~~~~~~~The Story of Clichés Part 2~~~~~~~~*******~~~~~~~

It was their very first year, and Lily and James were both heading onto the Hogwarts Express. James, who of course had an older brother, knew exactly where it was.

The author, of course, doesn't mention where the brother is, and what happened to him, but lets just ignore that.

Lily, being of muggle descent, had no idea how to get onto the platform. She looked around and noticed a boy around the same age as her, carrying an owl.

"Excuse me, but do you think you could help me get on the platform?" Lily asked shyly.

"Sure, it's right through here. By the way, I'm James Potter, and you are..."

"Lily Evens." She said quietly.

Now it is decided that Lily will basically be Hermione with red hair and green eyes. Now, please take a minute to notice her beauty, because nobody will until around 5th year, when it suddenly appears.

They continue onto the train, where Sirius meets Lily. Since Lily is so quiet and shy she tags along with the two loudest boys in their year and ends up become best friends.

This sounds really familiar- o wait, Ron, Hermione and Harry. You see, they only like her after they battle a mountain troll together. Oops, wrong generation- it was a vampire for Lily.

Then, because James was so nice in helping her on the train, Lily hates him now with a passion. James is so sad.

Over the next 7 years, James is a player and Lily has a few flings with people who have the same last name as current characters, such as Creevy or Macmillan. She also has a thing for either Remus or Sirius, and she feels sorry for Peter.

Then, without fail, there is a ball around their 6th year. Lily, whose tight group of friends includes Molly Weasley or another future mom of Hogwarts goes shopping for a dress.

They don't wear dress robes, because Dumbledore changes the rules so he can show how poor the Weasley's are.

So naturally, Lily is the most beautiful of all her friends. She gets a B-E- Autiful dress that matches her eyes perfectly. In fact at every social event Lily wears green that matches her eyes. (Can't anyone match her hair or SOMETHING???) Then after years of begging and pleading mercilessly, Lily agrees to go out with James, just to get him to shut up.

Then they go to Hogsmeade and have a wonderful time. James tells Lily about all of these secret passages, because he instinctively knew he would marry Lily.

He knew this because JK Rowling emailed him and told him, "You have to marry Lily so you can have a son and you will name him Harry."

James replied, "OK!! YAY I GET KIDS. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? I DON'T....BUT I WILL HAHAHHAHAHA."

So he had a really good date, and Lily suddenly liked him. But then, as forewarned Lily got pretty.

She liked all the attention and was really, really popular. She didn't always stay faithful to James.

Now it is almost graduation. According to Ms. Rowling, James proposed to Lily on the day of graduation. Considering Lily is supposed to accept it, they need to stop fighting and be happy together.

"Lily, I'm really sorry." No need to mention that its all your fault you thought you was too good for me. *Puppy dog eyes*

"O James, I forgive you... lets just forget everything bad, ok." Lily starts the flood works.

"Lily, will you marry me? And have my first son, who we will call Benedict?" James begs.

"Yes, Yes, and let's name him Harry. It has a nice ring to it."

"Ok, whatever you want dear."

"I love you sugar cheeks."

They spend the next ½ hour calling each other disgusting names like Pumpkin and my Little Poopsie Woopsie.

5 YEARS LATER.....

**Marrried**

**Harry comes along**

**Bang. Bang, Their dead, and all of their friends dissapper.**

THE END

Not as good as the other, and once again im sorry if I offended anyone. If you don't like it, don't read it!