Okay this is my second chapter for The Dr. Shadowgoddess show I hope that every one that read the first chapter liked it and that everyone that reads this chapter will like it as well.

Bakura: "I'm not in this episode ether"

SG: "Well no"

Bakura: "Well why the hell not"

SG: *See's Bakura watching her plushy collection* "Don't worrie your booked for tommorow's show"*Laughs nervously*

Bakura: "I had damn well better be or your plushys will be sorry"

SG: *Glares at Bakura* "Can we get on with today's show already"

I don't own yu-gi-oh because if I did I would be filthy rich and do you really think I would be spending all my time writing fan fictions on a computer about ten years out of date if I were filthy rich? I don't fucking think so. I would be sun bathing on some beach in a tropical island paradise somewhere not sitting here typing okay. I don't own Jerry Springer.

(FYI In the second chapter we introduce Neo Kaiba and for all you that don't now the Japanese series Neo is a real person well sort of he doesn't really have a body of his own in are world but I gave him one for the story and since im probably just confusing you more wich im sure im doing since im confusing myself I will just leave it at that)

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SG: "Hello and welcome to the Dr. Shadowgoddess show. I'm Dr. Shadowgoddess. Now lets recap on yesterdays episode. We talked a bit with the former number one duelist Seto Kaiba and his koi Jounouchi Katsuya "

Kaiba: "That mutt is not my koi"

Jou: "Watch it Seto or a certain CEO is going to be sleeping alone tonight"

SG: "Are next guest is here to shine a little light on the REAL Seto Kaiba please welcome Seto's brother Neo Kaiba"

*Neo walk's out on to stage holding the hand of none other then Yugi Moto*

SG: "Aren't you two just the cutest couple"

Neo: "yes we are"

SG: "What's it like having Seto as a brother"

Kaiba: "HE IS NOT MY BROTHER"

Neo: "Yes I am my father adoptied you and Mokuba making you my brother"

Kaiba: "I don't care your not my brother"

SG: "Funny that you should mention Mokuba Neo because we happen to have the little raven haired Kaiba here today"

Kaiba: "What did you do steal my address book you have everybody in my life here my boyfriend, my brothers and even my biggest enemy *Glares at Yugi who blows a kiss and winks* What's next my 3rd grade math teacher Miss Haruna"

SG. "As a matter of fact we did have Miss Haruna booked for the show but the old bat crocked a week ago"

Seto: "WHAT THE FUCK...."

Mokuba: "BIG BROTHER!"

Seto: "MOKUBA WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE"

SG: "He's here to tell us a little about his big brother. Go ahead Mokuba tell us is Seto a Good big brother?"

Seto: *Smirks as if already knowing Mokuba's answer*

Mokuba: "No Seto is a horrible big brother."

Seto: "WHAT"

Mokuba: "Seto you wont let me get a tattoo "

Seto: "YOUR TWELVE MOKUBA"

Mokuba: "I KNOW HOW OLD I AM"

Seto: "YOUR TO YOUNG FOR A TATTOO"

Mokuba: "I WANT A TATTOO"

Seto: "I SAID NO and that's final besides why would you even want a tattoo there for the lower class NO KAIBA WILL EVER HAVE A TATTOO."

Jou: *Taps Seto on the shoulder* "YOU HAVE A TATTOO OR HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN"

Mokuba/SG/Neo/Yugi/Audience: "WHAT!!!!!!"

SG: *Looks up and down Seto then turns to Jou* "WHERE"

Jou: "Somewhere im very familiar with. Seto has a dragon tattoo on his ass he told me that he got really drunk once and he woke up the next morning with not only a terrible hangover but the tattoo two. He doesn't even remember getting it he just woke up and it was there."

Seto: "At least I don't sing love songs to myself in the mirror."

Jou: "At least I don't snore"

Seto: "Oh yes you do"

SG: "Enough already now can we get on with the show and keep in mind your not on Jerry Springer."

SG: "Are next guest is originally from Egypt ancient Egypt the former king Yami"

Seto: "Not him"

Yugi: "Oh no Yami on television"

SG: "Yes that's kinda the point of a talk show"

Yugi: "You don't understand Yami has been having a kind of identity crises"

Yami: "Hello all"

*Everyone in the place turns to see Yami and jaws drop*

Yami: "What's everyone's problem"

SG: "Yami your wearing a dress and makeup"

Yami: "Oh I know I look hot"

SG: So much for not turning into Jerry Springer. My final thought you people are freaks im out of here.

SG: Tomorrow on The Dr. Shadowgoddess show we will talk more with Yami about his new look. Bye.

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Hope you liked the new chapter. I wrote this high on sugar so its more then a bit strange. And please Review.