.I'm not really feeling well (caught a nasty head cold) so im going to let the boys do the intro and im going to write the story. Got it? Good. On with chapter three.

Ryou: "First of all Shadowgoddess or SG would like to thank all her reviewers"

Bakura: "She only got three reviews"

SG: "FOUR"

Bakura: "Two are from the same person"

SG: "So?" *Starts a death glare match with Bakura*

Ryou: That reminds me Shadowgoddess would especial like to thank Yami Crystal for reviewing....... "SG are you sure you want me to say what's on the card?"

SG: * Never stops glaring at Bakura* "Yes Ryou just read the damn card"

Ryou: "Ok, Shadowgoddess would especial like to thank Yami Crystal for reviewing both her crappy, poorly written, sorry excuse of a story chapters."

SG: "RYOU WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?"

Ryou: "I was just reading what you wrote and told me to read"

SG: *Grabs the cue cards from Ryou's hand* "Ryou these aren't the cue cards I wrote. Where the hell did these cards come from?"

Ryou: "Bakura gave them to me. He said you told him to deliver the new cards to me ASAP"

SG: "BAKURA!!!!!!!!!"

Bakura: *On the floor rolling with laughter* "Hahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahaah"

SG: *Grabs the butchers knife and chases after the platinum haired fiend* "Ryou the disclaimer."

Ryou: Shadowgoddess does not own Yu-gi-oh but I wish she did at the rate the real owners of yu-gi-oh are going im never going to get it on with my yami. Damn yaoi hating suits. ______________________________________________________________________

SG: "Hello and welcome to the Dr Shadowgoddess show. On today's show more craziness what else would there be? We will also be speaking with Yami about his unusual new wardrobe."

Yami " What is so unusual about the way I am dressed ? "

SG: "Well Yami your wearing a dress"

Yami: "Yes, so what's your point"

SG: "YOUR WEARING A DRESS!"

Yami: "SO ARE YOU"

SG: "I'M A GIRL YOU MORON"

Yami: "SO BECAUSE I AM A MALE I CAN'T WEAR A DRESS, IS THAT WHAT YOUR SAYING?"

SG: "It's not because your a male that you can't wear a dress Yami in fact one of favorite stories on ff.net is full of bishy boys dressed up in drag."

Yami: "So what's wrong with me wearing a dress?"

SG: *Coughs nervously* " Well for starters you really need to shave your legs and well tri colored spiked hair and a neon pink sun dress don't mix well."

Yami: *Cries LOUDLY* "YOUR WRONG"*runs off stage*

SG: " Ok, lets move on shall we. Seto do you have any hobbies?"

Seto: "Duel monsters, working and making peoples lives miserable."

SG: *Notice's for the first time that Seto's wearing a dog suit and Joey's wearing all black leather and holding a whip* "I'm not even gonna ask"

Seto: "Good don't"

Joey: "Did I give you permission to speak mutt?"

Seto: *Whimpers* "No master"

SG: *Desperately look's for someone to talk to aside from her original guest and his master*

*Neo and Yugi were making out and Mokuba was playing with a lighter.*

SG: "Damn, Is there no one that's sane out there"

*Jimmy guy reapers* Jimmy: "We do have one more guest a Mr. Ryou Bakura"

SG: " Ryou Perfect, send him out Jimmy"

SG: "Are next guest a sexy sweet British guy by the name of Ryou Bakura"

Seto: *Sweat drop*

* Ryou appears out on stage greeted by the excited screams of the fan girls in the audience*

SG: *spots several fan girls holding there panties* *Grabs Jou's whip* "The first fan girl to throw her panties at the cute bishy boy gets it"

Jou: "That's mine"

SG: "2 bad"

Jou: "Sticks out his tongue"

SG: "Hello Ryou its so nice to see you*

Ryou: "Nice to see you to Dr. Shadowgoddess"

SG: "Please sweety call me SG"

Ryou: "Ok SG"

SG: " Well a Ryou you wouldn't happen to know Seto Kaiba well would you I mean this series is supposed to be about him"

Ryou: "No I don't know Seto very well. I've mostly just passed by him in the halls and stuff you know nothing much well there was that night in the cabin but you wouldn't be interested in that"*Blushes*

Seto: *Jumps out of his chair knocking it to the ground* "Ryou don't you dare say another word"

Ryou: "And if I do? What are you going to do fido"

Seto: "I'm warning you, you freak don't say another word"

Ryou: "Freak who's the one with the foot fetish Seto?"

Seto *Glares wide eyed*

SG: "FOOT FETISH"

Jou: "SETO HOW DOES RYOU KNOW ABOUT YOUR LOVE OF FEET?"

SG: "AND DOES THIS CABIN FIT IN SOMEHOW?"

Seto: "Jou im sorry it was just one night on that school trip to the mountains."

Jou: " Your not supposed to play with other guys feet just mine" *Tears up*

Seto: "I'm sorry love let me buy you a new car to prove that im sorry"

Jou: "You think you can just buy me back"

Jou: "Any car I want"

Seto: " Yes anything"

Jou: "A mustang convertible?"

Seto: "Yes what ever your heart desires"

Jou: "Ok I forgive you"

SG: "Just like that your going to forgive him?"

Jou: "HELL YES for a convertible he could have gotten my sister pregnant for all I care"

SG: "Whatever"

Bakura: "Ryou how could you?"

*Whole place goes silent*

SG: *Jaw drops* "Bakura why aren't you WEARING ANY CLOTHING"

Bakura: I was getting changed when I herd of this tramps treachery" *Point's at Ryou*

Ryou: "ME, YOU SPEND WEEKS ON END WITH YOUR BOYFRIENDS AND YOUR GOING TO CALL ME A TRAMP"

Bakura: "Whatever" *Runs off stage"

SG: "Thank god. So much for Ryou being a normal guest."

SG: " That's it for this episode thank god were ending before anyone gets killed"

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I wrote most of this a couple days ago so first I would like to say thanks to my other reviewers and second *Slaps herself* I'm sorry I don't know what I was thinking when I wrote this chapter.

Also im going to be having the audience asking the boys questions next chapter and all you readers are my audience so if you have any questions for the boys please send me a review with your question and you could be on the Dr. Shadowgoddess show.

And 'Me' im preety sure its Neo not Noah. I've never heard any one call him Noah so you most be wrong no affiance ^-^.

Thanks for reading please review.