Finally I've written chapter four. I'm so sorry it's taken me so long to get it written I've been really busy not to mention a huge case of writers block that I'm trying to get rid of and I just got a new computer 2 *glomps the monitor* It's perfect.
This Chapter is dedicated to my friend and fellow authoress Escachick.
If you think my stories funny you've gotta check out her story *The order of the Boxers*
It's my favorite humor fiction on ff.net.
Now since Bakura is being punished for his shall we say dramatic entrance on are last episode Jou will be doing the disclaimer today.
SG: "Jou do the disclaimer "
Jou: "Okay Shadowgoddess does not own…" *Start's crying*
SG: "Now what's wrong"?
Jou: "I want Mary back I miss her"
SG: "Who's Mary your ex girlfriend"
Jou: "GIRLFRIEND hell no Mary's my precious whip that you stole"
SG: -_-"You mean to tell me your crying over a whip you named Mary"
Jou: "Yes now give Mary back"
SG: "Jou you've got more issues then me and I'm insane"
Jou: "Where's Mary"
SG: "I'm not telling you she's mine now" *Runs*
Jou: "NO" *Chases after SG*
SG: *Still running* "Malik you do the disclaimer"
Malik *Look's up from painting his nails a purplish black* "Okay"
Malik: "Shadowgoddess does not own YU-GI-OH, Thank Ra for that." *shudders at the thought*
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SG: Last time on The Dr. Shadowgoddess show we found out even more about are special guest Seto Kaiba like his great liking of feet.
Seto: "CAN WE DROP IT ALREADY"
SG: "A bit testy today are we"
Seto: *Glares*
SG: 'Fine we will talk with someone else today since it seems that are original guest does not want to talk with us"* Scans the Set for sane people*
*Mokuba was trying to set a fake plant on fire, Neo and Yugi were still making out, Jou was glaring at the authoress, Ryou was ignoring him yami who was now fully clothed and ignoring his hikari both were glaring at air and Yami was back on stage still in his pink sundress sobbing quietly. In the audience the rabid fan girls were growing impatient*
SG "How about we take some questions from the audience"
*Hands pop up all over*
SG: "You in the leather" *points to a girl close to the back*
Audience member: "I have a question for Yami"
Yami: *Stops crying and smiles*
Audience member: "Since you're wearing dresses now, can i have your leather?? and the buckles??" *hyperventilates*
Yami: "No way in hell not my leather " *glomps his leather and buckles*
SG: "Yami give the nice reviewer the leather now or else" *Grabs Mary*
Jou: *Look's up O_O* "MARY!" *Lunges at SG, Yami and Mary*
SG: O_O "Crap" *Ducks*
Jou: *Missies SG and hits Yami making them both fall and Yami rip his dress*
Jou: "Sorry Yami"
Yami: "SORRY YOU JUST RIPED MY FAVORITE DRESS YOU STUPID BITCH" *Smacks him over the head with a 20 pound metal belt*
Jou: *_* *Sees star's*
SG: -_- "Here" *Gives the girl all of Yami's leather collection and the buckles too*
SG: *Glare's and points at the sign on the wall: 'No attempted murder 5000-dollar fine'*
"Ether the fan girl keeps the leather or you owe me 5 grand"
Yami *Glare's but says nothing*
SG: *Sees Seto bend down next to Jou* " Let me guess ether I hand over Mary or you'll sue me"
Seto: *Sighs* " You can keep the damn thing Jou always paid more attention to his whip then he did to me"
SG: "Okay whatever, Next question how about you" *Point's to a girl in a green dress*
Audience member: "This question is for Bakura would you strip for free on the show?"
Bakura: "Sure why not, Hit it"
Ryou: *Shakes his head and sighs* "Bakura must you do this ever talk show we go on"
* All of a sudden the speakers start to play music*
Bakura: *Start's singing* "I'm too sexy for my shirt" *Take's off his shirt* " I'm too sexy for
my pants" *Take's off his pants** Only wearing a pair of blue boxers* " I'm too sexy for my…"
SG: *Unplugs sound system* "Hell no, put your cloths back on you dumb ass" *Ducks out of the path of a tomato that a Bakura fan girl throw at her for stopping the show"
Bakura fan girls and a fan boy O_O: *Glares*
SG: *Sweat drop* "Okay next question" *Points to the girl sitting next to the last one*
Audience member: "Who is the most sane and insane person"
SG: "I will answer that The most sane person Yugi, the most insane *Look's around* Bakura"
Bakura: "WHAT"
SG: *Sweat drop* " Next question *points to a girl *
Audience member: "For Yami, what would he do if he had the Rod for a day that will make Seto lose his dignity?"
Yami: "Well first I would make him go into the most public place I could find completely naked then I would have him do the Tango with a broom then make him fuck that broom"
Audience member: O_O
Everyone: O_O
SG: "I changed my mind Yami is the most insane person"
Malik: "No I am"
SG: "Where did you come from"
Malik: Egypt, Now Yami that does sound like fun * Hold's up his Rod*
Seto: O_O "CRAP!" *Runs*
SG: "That's all for this episode" *Runs after the crazy Egyptian and terrified CEO*
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~.^ What was I thinking.
I hope you all enjoyed this unusual chapter.
Sorry it was so short.
And hope you guys will check out my new story it's a Jou/Seto fic.
This Chapter is dedicated to my friend and fellow authoress Escachick.
If you think my stories funny you've gotta check out her story *The order of the Boxers*
It's my favorite humor fiction on ff.net.
Now since Bakura is being punished for his shall we say dramatic entrance on are last episode Jou will be doing the disclaimer today.
SG: "Jou do the disclaimer "
Jou: "Okay Shadowgoddess does not own…" *Start's crying*
SG: "Now what's wrong"?
Jou: "I want Mary back I miss her"
SG: "Who's Mary your ex girlfriend"
Jou: "GIRLFRIEND hell no Mary's my precious whip that you stole"
SG: -_-"You mean to tell me your crying over a whip you named Mary"
Jou: "Yes now give Mary back"
SG: "Jou you've got more issues then me and I'm insane"
Jou: "Where's Mary"
SG: "I'm not telling you she's mine now" *Runs*
Jou: "NO" *Chases after SG*
SG: *Still running* "Malik you do the disclaimer"
Malik *Look's up from painting his nails a purplish black* "Okay"
Malik: "Shadowgoddess does not own YU-GI-OH, Thank Ra for that." *shudders at the thought*
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SG: Last time on The Dr. Shadowgoddess show we found out even more about are special guest Seto Kaiba like his great liking of feet.
Seto: "CAN WE DROP IT ALREADY"
SG: "A bit testy today are we"
Seto: *Glares*
SG: 'Fine we will talk with someone else today since it seems that are original guest does not want to talk with us"* Scans the Set for sane people*
*Mokuba was trying to set a fake plant on fire, Neo and Yugi were still making out, Jou was glaring at the authoress, Ryou was ignoring him yami who was now fully clothed and ignoring his hikari both were glaring at air and Yami was back on stage still in his pink sundress sobbing quietly. In the audience the rabid fan girls were growing impatient*
SG "How about we take some questions from the audience"
*Hands pop up all over*
SG: "You in the leather" *points to a girl close to the back*
Audience member: "I have a question for Yami"
Yami: *Stops crying and smiles*
Audience member: "Since you're wearing dresses now, can i have your leather?? and the buckles??" *hyperventilates*
Yami: "No way in hell not my leather " *glomps his leather and buckles*
SG: "Yami give the nice reviewer the leather now or else" *Grabs Mary*
Jou: *Look's up O_O* "MARY!" *Lunges at SG, Yami and Mary*
SG: O_O "Crap" *Ducks*
Jou: *Missies SG and hits Yami making them both fall and Yami rip his dress*
Jou: "Sorry Yami"
Yami: "SORRY YOU JUST RIPED MY FAVORITE DRESS YOU STUPID BITCH" *Smacks him over the head with a 20 pound metal belt*
Jou: *_* *Sees star's*
SG: -_- "Here" *Gives the girl all of Yami's leather collection and the buckles too*
SG: *Glare's and points at the sign on the wall: 'No attempted murder 5000-dollar fine'*
"Ether the fan girl keeps the leather or you owe me 5 grand"
Yami *Glare's but says nothing*
SG: *Sees Seto bend down next to Jou* " Let me guess ether I hand over Mary or you'll sue me"
Seto: *Sighs* " You can keep the damn thing Jou always paid more attention to his whip then he did to me"
SG: "Okay whatever, Next question how about you" *Point's to a girl in a green dress*
Audience member: "This question is for Bakura would you strip for free on the show?"
Bakura: "Sure why not, Hit it"
Ryou: *Shakes his head and sighs* "Bakura must you do this ever talk show we go on"
* All of a sudden the speakers start to play music*
Bakura: *Start's singing* "I'm too sexy for my shirt" *Take's off his shirt* " I'm too sexy for
my pants" *Take's off his pants** Only wearing a pair of blue boxers* " I'm too sexy for my…"
SG: *Unplugs sound system* "Hell no, put your cloths back on you dumb ass" *Ducks out of the path of a tomato that a Bakura fan girl throw at her for stopping the show"
Bakura fan girls and a fan boy O_O: *Glares*
SG: *Sweat drop* "Okay next question" *Points to the girl sitting next to the last one*
Audience member: "Who is the most sane and insane person"
SG: "I will answer that The most sane person Yugi, the most insane *Look's around* Bakura"
Bakura: "WHAT"
SG: *Sweat drop* " Next question *points to a girl *
Audience member: "For Yami, what would he do if he had the Rod for a day that will make Seto lose his dignity?"
Yami: "Well first I would make him go into the most public place I could find completely naked then I would have him do the Tango with a broom then make him fuck that broom"
Audience member: O_O
Everyone: O_O
SG: "I changed my mind Yami is the most insane person"
Malik: "No I am"
SG: "Where did you come from"
Malik: Egypt, Now Yami that does sound like fun * Hold's up his Rod*
Seto: O_O "CRAP!" *Runs*
SG: "That's all for this episode" *Runs after the crazy Egyptian and terrified CEO*
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~.^ What was I thinking.
I hope you all enjoyed this unusual chapter.
Sorry it was so short.
And hope you guys will check out my new story it's a Jou/Seto fic.