Finally I'm back and ready to go back to working on my stories.
Bakura: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
SM: YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
Bakura: DAMN IT ALL WOMAN, HOW DID YOU ESCAPE THE SHADOW REALM?
SM: That's a different story *glares* And I'm still looking for the person or should I say sprit that sent me there.
Ryou: Wait a minute this is the Dr Shadowgoddess show, your not SG
SM: Your right I'm not Shadowgoddess I'm her reincarnation Safiremoon or SM for short and here for you darling *Hands Ryou a strawberry pasty*
Ryou: Umm….. alright I suppose *Grabs pasty* ^ ^ Thank you SM
Bakura: OH NO…….. *Sees Ryou finish of the giant pasty with a huge grin* SUGAR-HIGH HIKARI!!!!!!
Ryou: Kura wanna play a game?
Bakura: *sweat drops* O_O *Runs*
Ryou: Kura wait up, *grabs hammer* I wanna play wack-a-yami
SM: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh. Warning: If you haven't noticed the first four warnings in the other chapters consult a physician immediately cuz your either blind or just plain stupid.
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Jimmy: "Dr Safiremoon are first guest still hasn't arrived yet"
SM: "Damn good for nothing tomb robber. He goes through all the trouble of black mailing me into doing this show only to be late……"
Jimmy: "We go on in one minute…. Wait make that five seconds"
SM: "That stupid piece of….."
Jimmy: "and were on"
SM: "Hello and welcome to the Dr Shadowgoddess show, I'm your host for today Dr Safiremoon
Are first guest today is….. Well umm see he's………ah he"
Bakura: "I'm right here"
Fan girls in the audience notice the platinum haired yami and go nuts with several of them throwing there bras at the stage.
SM: *Removes the bra that landed on her head and glares at the fan girls in the audience* "HAVE YOU FORGOTEN THE RULE ALREADY NO…………"
Fan girl in the audience raises her hand
SM: "What is it"
Fan girl: "You said no throwing panties but you said nothing about bras"
SM: ~.^ "True I suppose…..fine you can throw bras but no hitting the host"
Bakura: *Digs out from beneath a large pile of fan girls bras* "Damn women"
SM: "Umm Bakura tell us more about you"
Bakura: "Well I'm a International finder of ancient relics"
SM: "You mean a tomb robber"
Bakura: "Yes but I'm also a skilled killer" *menacing tone*
SM: "In other words you burn insects with a magnifying glass"
Bakura: "True that is a hobby of mine Ryou told me I needed one"
SM: "ok then do you have any other hobbies"
Bakura: "Well at the moment I am training an army of rabid raccoons to aid me in my fight against the squirrels"
SM: "umm ok then lets see……DON'T WE HAVE ANY OTHER GUESTS"
Jimmy: "a Mr. Bakura is also here Dr. Safiremoon"
SM: "I know that Jimmy that's the problem"
Jimmy: "No the other Mr. Bakura"
SM: "Ryou, Ryou is here send him out Jimmy"
Bakura: "WHAT, WHY IS MY HIKARI HERE"
SM: "Are next guest Is a past guest that has helped us shed some very interesting light on a past guest, One Ryou Bakura"
Ryou: *Climbs out from huge pile of bras* "hello"
SM: "Hello Ryou darling I do believe you know are guest"
Bakura: "What is he doing here" *points to Ryou*
Ryou: "Oh calm yourself down I'm not here for you I'm here because SM asked me to come, that and I was promised pasties"
SM: "Yes Ryou you shall get your years supply of pasties after the show"
Bakura: "How is it this treacherous slut gets pasties and I don't" *still pointing at Ryou*
Ryou: "TREACHEROUS SLUT WHY YOU SKANKY BASTERD, ONE NIGHT WITH KIABA ONE NIGHT WHILE YOU GO OFF RUNNING AROUND WITH MARIK ALMOST EVERY NIGHT"
Bakura: "YOUR POINT IS, I AM YAMI I DO AS I PLEASE YOU ARE HIKARI YOU DO AS I PLEASE"
Ryou: "WHY WOULD I WANT TO TAKE ORDERS FROM SOMEONE WHO IS AFRID OF CAREBEARS AND BURNED MY TEDDY"
Bakura: "I WAS PROTECTING YOU AND EVERYONE KNOWS CARE BEARS ARE EVIL"
Ryou: "PROTECTING ME FROM WHAT YOU DO NOTHING BUT IGNORE ME EITHER WITH MALIK OR WITH YOUR ARMY OF DISEASED RACOOONS"
SM: "BOTH OF YOU BE QUITE"
Bakura: "but he….."
SM: "QUITE, Now both of you SIT "
Bakura: *pouting sits back down*
Ryou: *Moves the second chair away from his yami and sits*
SM: "Thank you, now what seems to be the problem Ryou" *glares at Bakura*
Bakura: *Glares back but says nothing*
Ryou: "It all started with the squirrels"
SM: "The squirrels"
Ryou: "Yes the squirrels, See Last spring a family of squirrels moved into the tree in our backyard Bakura thought that they would make good targets for target practice so one night when he was drunk he went out to try to kill them but he ended up shooting himself in the foot instead……."
Bakura: "I DID NOT SHOOT MYSELF IT WAS THE SQUIRRELS, THE SQUIRRELS I TELL YOU"
SM: "I SAID QUITE I WILL SHOOT YOU MYSELF IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP AND LET RYOU TELL US THE STORY, Ryou dear please continue"
Ryou: "Thank you SM, as I was saying ever since that night he's been on a crusaid against the poor squirrels. All he does is spend time plotting ways to kill and mutilate them"
*****************DING DONG*************************
SM: "It seems we have another guest, all the way from Ryou's yard the leader of the squirrel army"
Out comes a small squirrel
Bakura: "AHHHHHH THERE HERE RACCOONS, RACCOONS CLICK CLICK SQUEAK CLICK CLICK SQUEAK RACCOONS ATACK"
Squirrel: *Stops in front of Bakura* "Squeakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk"
All of a sudden hundreds of squirrels start pouring onto the set heading strait for Bakura
Bakura: *runs*
Squirrels: *chase him*
Audience: *Screaming*
Ryou: *In shock*
SM: *Running* "That's it for today's show tomorrow….. ouch I think a squirrel just bit me" *runs for life*
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-_- That was.....odd
You know the drill
Bakura: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
SM: YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
Bakura: DAMN IT ALL WOMAN, HOW DID YOU ESCAPE THE SHADOW REALM?
SM: That's a different story *glares* And I'm still looking for the person or should I say sprit that sent me there.
Ryou: Wait a minute this is the Dr Shadowgoddess show, your not SG
SM: Your right I'm not Shadowgoddess I'm her reincarnation Safiremoon or SM for short and here for you darling *Hands Ryou a strawberry pasty*
Ryou: Umm….. alright I suppose *Grabs pasty* ^ ^ Thank you SM
Bakura: OH NO…….. *Sees Ryou finish of the giant pasty with a huge grin* SUGAR-HIGH HIKARI!!!!!!
Ryou: Kura wanna play a game?
Bakura: *sweat drops* O_O *Runs*
Ryou: Kura wait up, *grabs hammer* I wanna play wack-a-yami
SM: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh. Warning: If you haven't noticed the first four warnings in the other chapters consult a physician immediately cuz your either blind or just plain stupid.
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Jimmy: "Dr Safiremoon are first guest still hasn't arrived yet"
SM: "Damn good for nothing tomb robber. He goes through all the trouble of black mailing me into doing this show only to be late……"
Jimmy: "We go on in one minute…. Wait make that five seconds"
SM: "That stupid piece of….."
Jimmy: "and were on"
SM: "Hello and welcome to the Dr Shadowgoddess show, I'm your host for today Dr Safiremoon
Are first guest today is….. Well umm see he's………ah he"
Bakura: "I'm right here"
Fan girls in the audience notice the platinum haired yami and go nuts with several of them throwing there bras at the stage.
SM: *Removes the bra that landed on her head and glares at the fan girls in the audience* "HAVE YOU FORGOTEN THE RULE ALREADY NO…………"
Fan girl in the audience raises her hand
SM: "What is it"
Fan girl: "You said no throwing panties but you said nothing about bras"
SM: ~.^ "True I suppose…..fine you can throw bras but no hitting the host"
Bakura: *Digs out from beneath a large pile of fan girls bras* "Damn women"
SM: "Umm Bakura tell us more about you"
Bakura: "Well I'm a International finder of ancient relics"
SM: "You mean a tomb robber"
Bakura: "Yes but I'm also a skilled killer" *menacing tone*
SM: "In other words you burn insects with a magnifying glass"
Bakura: "True that is a hobby of mine Ryou told me I needed one"
SM: "ok then do you have any other hobbies"
Bakura: "Well at the moment I am training an army of rabid raccoons to aid me in my fight against the squirrels"
SM: "umm ok then lets see……DON'T WE HAVE ANY OTHER GUESTS"
Jimmy: "a Mr. Bakura is also here Dr. Safiremoon"
SM: "I know that Jimmy that's the problem"
Jimmy: "No the other Mr. Bakura"
SM: "Ryou, Ryou is here send him out Jimmy"
Bakura: "WHAT, WHY IS MY HIKARI HERE"
SM: "Are next guest Is a past guest that has helped us shed some very interesting light on a past guest, One Ryou Bakura"
Ryou: *Climbs out from huge pile of bras* "hello"
SM: "Hello Ryou darling I do believe you know are guest"
Bakura: "What is he doing here" *points to Ryou*
Ryou: "Oh calm yourself down I'm not here for you I'm here because SM asked me to come, that and I was promised pasties"
SM: "Yes Ryou you shall get your years supply of pasties after the show"
Bakura: "How is it this treacherous slut gets pasties and I don't" *still pointing at Ryou*
Ryou: "TREACHEROUS SLUT WHY YOU SKANKY BASTERD, ONE NIGHT WITH KIABA ONE NIGHT WHILE YOU GO OFF RUNNING AROUND WITH MARIK ALMOST EVERY NIGHT"
Bakura: "YOUR POINT IS, I AM YAMI I DO AS I PLEASE YOU ARE HIKARI YOU DO AS I PLEASE"
Ryou: "WHY WOULD I WANT TO TAKE ORDERS FROM SOMEONE WHO IS AFRID OF CAREBEARS AND BURNED MY TEDDY"
Bakura: "I WAS PROTECTING YOU AND EVERYONE KNOWS CARE BEARS ARE EVIL"
Ryou: "PROTECTING ME FROM WHAT YOU DO NOTHING BUT IGNORE ME EITHER WITH MALIK OR WITH YOUR ARMY OF DISEASED RACOOONS"
SM: "BOTH OF YOU BE QUITE"
Bakura: "but he….."
SM: "QUITE, Now both of you SIT "
Bakura: *pouting sits back down*
Ryou: *Moves the second chair away from his yami and sits*
SM: "Thank you, now what seems to be the problem Ryou" *glares at Bakura*
Bakura: *Glares back but says nothing*
Ryou: "It all started with the squirrels"
SM: "The squirrels"
Ryou: "Yes the squirrels, See Last spring a family of squirrels moved into the tree in our backyard Bakura thought that they would make good targets for target practice so one night when he was drunk he went out to try to kill them but he ended up shooting himself in the foot instead……."
Bakura: "I DID NOT SHOOT MYSELF IT WAS THE SQUIRRELS, THE SQUIRRELS I TELL YOU"
SM: "I SAID QUITE I WILL SHOOT YOU MYSELF IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP AND LET RYOU TELL US THE STORY, Ryou dear please continue"
Ryou: "Thank you SM, as I was saying ever since that night he's been on a crusaid against the poor squirrels. All he does is spend time plotting ways to kill and mutilate them"
*****************DING DONG*************************
SM: "It seems we have another guest, all the way from Ryou's yard the leader of the squirrel army"
Out comes a small squirrel
Bakura: "AHHHHHH THERE HERE RACCOONS, RACCOONS CLICK CLICK SQUEAK CLICK CLICK SQUEAK RACCOONS ATACK"
Squirrel: *Stops in front of Bakura* "Squeakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk"
All of a sudden hundreds of squirrels start pouring onto the set heading strait for Bakura
Bakura: *runs*
Squirrels: *chase him*
Audience: *Screaming*
Ryou: *In shock*
SM: *Running* "That's it for today's show tomorrow….. ouch I think a squirrel just bit me" *runs for life*
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-_- That was.....odd
You know the drill