A/N: Thank you to everyone who reviewed.. we need more people reading
this!
And agian.. this is for laughs.. we aren't trying to get all
technical.. so we
changed it to make ya'll happy and made him 14. So be happy and keep
reading!
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"Teej, you in there?" Vince called, walking into the boys bathroom.
"Over here!," TJ called from around the corner," Vince i need some
help!"
"Um, Teej, how can I possibly help you? You have been potty trained for
years!"
Vince answered, confused.
"Its not THAT," TJ sounded disgusted," Something else happened."
"What happened?" Vince asked, still not following.
"Well when I saw Spinelli... something triggered something.. and then
something
else happened.. and.. WHY DIDNT YOU JUST GIVE ME YOUR DAMN MATH BOOK?
"You wanted to hit Spinelli? Teej, you're not making any sense!" Vince
told him,
his clueless behavior wearing on TJ's nerves.
"No, of course not, why would I want to do that?" TJ asked. "No I
needed the
book for something else." TJ hoped Vince would catch on so he wouldn't
actually
have to say what was going on.
"TJ, just tell me your problem!" Vince asked impatiently.
"Well, when I saw Spinelli, I got this feeling, and um well...." TJ's
voice trailed off
as his face became the color of his trademark hat.
"OK, Teej, what is the problem, it's not like you---wait a minute you
did didn't
you?" Vince practically screamed.
"It depends what you mean by that" TJ said.
"You know, get um, well happy to see her," Vince explained, not wanting
to
further embarrass TJ. "As in having little TJ show up,"
"Yeah.... That happened," TJ replied, embarrassed," But if you saw what
she was
wearing you would do what I did too,"
"Well, dude, you know I don't think of Spinelli like that,' Vince
said, "Gretchen,
on the other hand...."
"Well imagine Gretchen wearing...a...a..." TJ stuttered.
"A what?" Vince asked curiously
"Shewaswearingathong," TJ mumbled
"What? Teej, you need to speak up, I did not hear one word you said,"
Vince said
"SHEWASWEARINGATHONG!"
"TJ just spit it out!" Vince demanded, getting annoyed
(A/N: as the authors try to keep straight faces during all this)
"SHE WAS WEARING A THONG!!!!" TJ yelled as if he was talking to a
kindergartener.
"Wow, she was, i can't imagine her of all people wearing a thong,"
Vince said in
amazement
" Who was wearing a thong?" Randall asked, appearing out of nowhere and
butting into theit conversation.
" Your mom," the boys said at the same time
"Now Randall leave, before I have Spinelli toss you in the girls room,"
TJ
threatened, sending the snitch running in fear and yelling for Miss
Finster.
"As i was saying, I don't think its hard to believe now that I've
seen it!," TJ said,
glad Randall had no idea who they were really talking about.
" Are you sure TJ? " Vince asked doubtfully. "After all, this is
Spinelli we are
talking about"
"Yes, I'm sure," TJ snapped. "And now that I noticed, I got this
problem that I
have no idea how to handle"
"Do you think she noticed?" Vince asked.
"I pray to God she hasn't and will never find out," TJ said. "The last
thing I need
is my gorgeous best friend knowing she causes me to, to, ---oh you know
what
she does to me!"
"I feel your pain, man" Vince said, trying to act sympathetic and not
laugh at the
same time," Maybe you should ask her out or something?"
"How is that going to help? Especially if this problem persists," TJ
said looking
down.
"Well, for one thing, you wont have to be embarrassed and cover up your
feelings for her," Vince suggested
"But I can't let her see me like this!" TJ protested," What would you
do if you
were in my shoes?"
"Well I'd hide in the bathroom until school ended and run home before
she got
to me, especially if I were wearing those pants," Vince said, pointing
to TJ's
pants and reminding him that he was still in his track pants.
"But what about classes?" TJ asked
"Hmmm.. good point. I have no idea. But hey man, you need to make a
choice
between Spinelli finding out or you doing good in class," Vince said as
if it were
a life or death situation.
"OK, I'll go to class, but how do, you, um, hide something like this,
you know,
just in case," TJ asked
"I really don't know how," Vince said making TJ feel rather
disappointed.
"You mean this never happened to you before?"
"Ummm.. once or twice. Not as bad as yours though" Vince said, feeling
embarrassed.
"And you handled it how?" TJ wanted to know.
"Like I said, It wasn't as bad as what just happened to you, man! I was
wearing
baggy pants so it really didn't matter, since no one could tell," Vince
replied
casually.
"OK, the problem seemed to calm, let's just hope it doesn't happen
around her
again," TJ told him as the bell rang and they headed to class.
this!
And agian.. this is for laughs.. we aren't trying to get all
technical.. so we
changed it to make ya'll happy and made him 14. So be happy and keep
reading!
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"Teej, you in there?" Vince called, walking into the boys bathroom.
"Over here!," TJ called from around the corner," Vince i need some
help!"
"Um, Teej, how can I possibly help you? You have been potty trained for
years!"
Vince answered, confused.
"Its not THAT," TJ sounded disgusted," Something else happened."
"What happened?" Vince asked, still not following.
"Well when I saw Spinelli... something triggered something.. and then
something
else happened.. and.. WHY DIDNT YOU JUST GIVE ME YOUR DAMN MATH BOOK?
"You wanted to hit Spinelli? Teej, you're not making any sense!" Vince
told him,
his clueless behavior wearing on TJ's nerves.
"No, of course not, why would I want to do that?" TJ asked. "No I
needed the
book for something else." TJ hoped Vince would catch on so he wouldn't
actually
have to say what was going on.
"TJ, just tell me your problem!" Vince asked impatiently.
"Well, when I saw Spinelli, I got this feeling, and um well...." TJ's
voice trailed off
as his face became the color of his trademark hat.
"OK, Teej, what is the problem, it's not like you---wait a minute you
did didn't
you?" Vince practically screamed.
"It depends what you mean by that" TJ said.
"You know, get um, well happy to see her," Vince explained, not wanting
to
further embarrass TJ. "As in having little TJ show up,"
"Yeah.... That happened," TJ replied, embarrassed," But if you saw what
she was
wearing you would do what I did too,"
"Well, dude, you know I don't think of Spinelli like that,' Vince
said, "Gretchen,
on the other hand...."
"Well imagine Gretchen wearing...a...a..." TJ stuttered.
"A what?" Vince asked curiously
"Shewaswearingathong," TJ mumbled
"What? Teej, you need to speak up, I did not hear one word you said,"
Vince said
"SHEWASWEARINGATHONG!"
"TJ just spit it out!" Vince demanded, getting annoyed
(A/N: as the authors try to keep straight faces during all this)
"SHE WAS WEARING A THONG!!!!" TJ yelled as if he was talking to a
kindergartener.
"Wow, she was, i can't imagine her of all people wearing a thong,"
Vince said in
amazement
" Who was wearing a thong?" Randall asked, appearing out of nowhere and
butting into theit conversation.
" Your mom," the boys said at the same time
"Now Randall leave, before I have Spinelli toss you in the girls room,"
TJ
threatened, sending the snitch running in fear and yelling for Miss
Finster.
"As i was saying, I don't think its hard to believe now that I've
seen it!," TJ said,
glad Randall had no idea who they were really talking about.
" Are you sure TJ? " Vince asked doubtfully. "After all, this is
Spinelli we are
talking about"
"Yes, I'm sure," TJ snapped. "And now that I noticed, I got this
problem that I
have no idea how to handle"
"Do you think she noticed?" Vince asked.
"I pray to God she hasn't and will never find out," TJ said. "The last
thing I need
is my gorgeous best friend knowing she causes me to, to, ---oh you know
what
she does to me!"
"I feel your pain, man" Vince said, trying to act sympathetic and not
laugh at the
same time," Maybe you should ask her out or something?"
"How is that going to help? Especially if this problem persists," TJ
said looking
down.
"Well, for one thing, you wont have to be embarrassed and cover up your
feelings for her," Vince suggested
"But I can't let her see me like this!" TJ protested," What would you
do if you
were in my shoes?"
"Well I'd hide in the bathroom until school ended and run home before
she got
to me, especially if I were wearing those pants," Vince said, pointing
to TJ's
pants and reminding him that he was still in his track pants.
"But what about classes?" TJ asked
"Hmmm.. good point. I have no idea. But hey man, you need to make a
choice
between Spinelli finding out or you doing good in class," Vince said as
if it were
a life or death situation.
"OK, I'll go to class, but how do, you, um, hide something like this,
you know,
just in case," TJ asked
"I really don't know how," Vince said making TJ feel rather
disappointed.
"You mean this never happened to you before?"
"Ummm.. once or twice. Not as bad as yours though" Vince said, feeling
embarrassed.
"And you handled it how?" TJ wanted to know.
"Like I said, It wasn't as bad as what just happened to you, man! I was
wearing
baggy pants so it really didn't matter, since no one could tell," Vince
replied
casually.
"OK, the problem seemed to calm, let's just hope it doesn't happen
around her
again," TJ told him as the bell rang and they headed to class.