Kelso is waiting in the Forman's living room all dressed up in a suit and
tie. He is holding a couple of flowers for Donna. Donna comes in.
Donna: Wow you clean up nice.
Kelso: Yeah I know. Thank god I'm so good looking.
Donna rolls her eyes and sits on the couch. Kelso sits down next to her and hands her the flowers.
Donna: What are these for.
Kelso: Well damn Donna can't I be a gentleman.
Donna just stares at him.
Kelso: Oh yeah.
Donna: Well thanks anyway the flowers were really sweet.
Donna gives Kelso a quick kiss on the cheek.
Kelso: Thanks. Ok so here's the plan. Try to let me do all the talking and you know make out with me every couple minutes.
Donna playfully slaps his arm.
Kelso: Hey it was worth a shot and Donna really thanks.
Donna: Well I don't mind helping out a friend.
Kelso smiles at her and leans in to kiss her when his Grandmother and Grandfather come in. He jumps up and gives his Grandfather a firm handshake.
Gramps: You look real good kid.
Kelso: Thanks Gramps. So are you ready to go?
Grams: Yes we are.
They all leave. Later they are all at the restaurant and there is an awkward silence.
Kelso: So...
Donna: So...
Grams: Michael sweetie why don't you tell us how you two kids met?
Kelso takes Donna's hand in his.
Kelso: Well Donna and I have been friends ever since we were little and you know how it is. A friendship grows into something more and we just really fell in love.
Grams: Oh that's so romantic.
Kelso: Yeah and she's really hot so that's a plus.
Donna puts her hand on her forehead.
Donna: Oh my god.
Gramps: So when's the wedding?
Kelso: The wedding is...
Donna: We're not sure yet. I mean it's kind of early to set a date.
Gramps: But if you two kids are so madly in love I don't see why you're putting it on hold.
Kelso: It's more complicated than you think.
Gramps: Oh is it then?
Kelso: Well, um, um...
There is another awkward silence.
Back in the basement Eric is spread out on the couch looking extremely bored. Fez is playing Scrabble all by himself and Jackie and Hyde are making out.
Eric: Oh come on! I've seen this episode like 50 times.
Hyde: Hey man do you mind you're kind of ruining the mood.
Jackie: Yeah it's your own fault that you're so miserable anyways.
Eric: It is not!
Fez: Well you were the one who let Donna go with out stopping her.
Hyde: Yeah I don't have any respect for you again.
Eric: Whatever pudding pop.
Hyde shoots him a look.
Eric: I'm going to bed.
Eric gets up and leaves.
Fez: SCRABBLE! I win!
Hyde: Once again Fez the point of the game isn't to spell out Scrabble.
Fez: Hello Hyde the name of the game is Scrabble what else are you supposed to spell?
Hyde just rolls his eyes and goes back to making out with Jackie.
Later Kelso, Donna, and his Grandfather and Grandmother are all back at Kelso's.
Grams: Well I'm going to turn in for the night.
She gets up and hugs Kelso and kisses Donna on the cheek.
Grams: It was really nice meeting you sweet heart you're just so lovely.
Donna: Thanks you too. Good night.
Gramps: I might as well hit the sack too. Good night you two lovebirds.
Kelso: Night.
His Grandmother and Grandfather both leave. Kelso leaves the kitchen and goes upstairs to his room Donna follows him. Kelso jumps on his bed. Donna goes over to his closet and takes out a blanket.
Donna: Ok well I will you tomorrow.
Kelso: Wait one minute where are you going?
Donna: Well if I have to stay here for the night I'm sleeping on the couch.
Kelso: No you can't!
Donna: Why not?
Kelso: Because Grams always wakes up during the night.
Donna: So what?
Kelso: Well don't you think it's going to be strange for Grams to see my fiancée sleeping on the couch?
Donna: We'll just tell her we got into a fight.
Kelso: Come on Donna I don't want them to think that I screwed this up.
Donna: Fine but your sleeping on the floor.
Kelso: What?
Donna just stares at him.
Kelso: Fine.
Kelso begins to collect his teddy bear and his pillow when there is a knock on the door. Kelso grabs Donna and starts to kiss her. Grams walks in.
Grams: Oh I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to barge in I was just wondering if you had an extra pillow. You know your Grandfather and his bad neck.
Kelso: Yeah right here.
He hands his Grandmother his pillow.
Kelso: Here you go Grams.
His Grandmother leaves.
Kelso: That was close. So where were we?
Donna punches him in the arm.
Kelso: Ouch! Fine.
He takes his pillow and lies down on the floor.
Donna: Wow you clean up nice.
Kelso: Yeah I know. Thank god I'm so good looking.
Donna rolls her eyes and sits on the couch. Kelso sits down next to her and hands her the flowers.
Donna: What are these for.
Kelso: Well damn Donna can't I be a gentleman.
Donna just stares at him.
Kelso: Oh yeah.
Donna: Well thanks anyway the flowers were really sweet.
Donna gives Kelso a quick kiss on the cheek.
Kelso: Thanks. Ok so here's the plan. Try to let me do all the talking and you know make out with me every couple minutes.
Donna playfully slaps his arm.
Kelso: Hey it was worth a shot and Donna really thanks.
Donna: Well I don't mind helping out a friend.
Kelso smiles at her and leans in to kiss her when his Grandmother and Grandfather come in. He jumps up and gives his Grandfather a firm handshake.
Gramps: You look real good kid.
Kelso: Thanks Gramps. So are you ready to go?
Grams: Yes we are.
They all leave. Later they are all at the restaurant and there is an awkward silence.
Kelso: So...
Donna: So...
Grams: Michael sweetie why don't you tell us how you two kids met?
Kelso takes Donna's hand in his.
Kelso: Well Donna and I have been friends ever since we were little and you know how it is. A friendship grows into something more and we just really fell in love.
Grams: Oh that's so romantic.
Kelso: Yeah and she's really hot so that's a plus.
Donna puts her hand on her forehead.
Donna: Oh my god.
Gramps: So when's the wedding?
Kelso: The wedding is...
Donna: We're not sure yet. I mean it's kind of early to set a date.
Gramps: But if you two kids are so madly in love I don't see why you're putting it on hold.
Kelso: It's more complicated than you think.
Gramps: Oh is it then?
Kelso: Well, um, um...
There is another awkward silence.
Back in the basement Eric is spread out on the couch looking extremely bored. Fez is playing Scrabble all by himself and Jackie and Hyde are making out.
Eric: Oh come on! I've seen this episode like 50 times.
Hyde: Hey man do you mind you're kind of ruining the mood.
Jackie: Yeah it's your own fault that you're so miserable anyways.
Eric: It is not!
Fez: Well you were the one who let Donna go with out stopping her.
Hyde: Yeah I don't have any respect for you again.
Eric: Whatever pudding pop.
Hyde shoots him a look.
Eric: I'm going to bed.
Eric gets up and leaves.
Fez: SCRABBLE! I win!
Hyde: Once again Fez the point of the game isn't to spell out Scrabble.
Fez: Hello Hyde the name of the game is Scrabble what else are you supposed to spell?
Hyde just rolls his eyes and goes back to making out with Jackie.
Later Kelso, Donna, and his Grandfather and Grandmother are all back at Kelso's.
Grams: Well I'm going to turn in for the night.
She gets up and hugs Kelso and kisses Donna on the cheek.
Grams: It was really nice meeting you sweet heart you're just so lovely.
Donna: Thanks you too. Good night.
Gramps: I might as well hit the sack too. Good night you two lovebirds.
Kelso: Night.
His Grandmother and Grandfather both leave. Kelso leaves the kitchen and goes upstairs to his room Donna follows him. Kelso jumps on his bed. Donna goes over to his closet and takes out a blanket.
Donna: Ok well I will you tomorrow.
Kelso: Wait one minute where are you going?
Donna: Well if I have to stay here for the night I'm sleeping on the couch.
Kelso: No you can't!
Donna: Why not?
Kelso: Because Grams always wakes up during the night.
Donna: So what?
Kelso: Well don't you think it's going to be strange for Grams to see my fiancée sleeping on the couch?
Donna: We'll just tell her we got into a fight.
Kelso: Come on Donna I don't want them to think that I screwed this up.
Donna: Fine but your sleeping on the floor.
Kelso: What?
Donna just stares at him.
Kelso: Fine.
Kelso begins to collect his teddy bear and his pillow when there is a knock on the door. Kelso grabs Donna and starts to kiss her. Grams walks in.
Grams: Oh I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to barge in I was just wondering if you had an extra pillow. You know your Grandfather and his bad neck.
Kelso: Yeah right here.
He hands his Grandmother his pillow.
Kelso: Here you go Grams.
His Grandmother leaves.
Kelso: That was close. So where were we?
Donna punches him in the arm.
Kelso: Ouch! Fine.
He takes his pillow and lies down on the floor.