Yu-Gi-Oh! Ring of Power

Padme: And so, we have the next chapter of Yu-Gi-Oh! Ring of Power.
Anakin: Any guesses what happens in this part?
Padme: -growl- If you say a word, say the disclaimer.
Anakin: The disclaimer.
Yami no Bakura: Shuttup, both of you. I'm saying it. NO OWN, NO SUE. Blah blah blah.
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Elvish Violinist of Ra: Merf. I know, my grammar makes it hard. XD
Yami no Bakura: At least it's not as bad as it used to be...

YugisGal16: Don't worry, I'm writing it down everytime something funny goes through this deranged head of mine...
Seto: It's true. She just bought 400 sheets of file paper.

Manga-nut: Don't worry, Anakin's just my muse. He follows me everywhere...And I've taken the name 'Padme' for quite a while now.

Anyhow, on with the story! =D

Chapter Three:

'Ewwww! Hikari, you're dribbling on me!' came the voice of a very pissed-off Bakura waking up at the crack of dawn.
'Whaa?' a sleepy Ryou opened one brown eye lazily.
'You were drooling on me, and I should pound the living day--'
'Shhh!' Legolas hissed audibly.
'Huh?' Bakura raised an eyebrow.
'Wake the others. Now.' the elf didn't seem too happy for some reason, but Ryou went to shake Seto from his...snoring concerto.

A shadowy figure emerged from behind the rocks. It was draped in ebony, and there was an evil air around it worse than the Shadow Realm itself.
The awakened Malik gave a petrified squeal.

'Rarehunters!' and dived behind Yami and Yugi in fright.

Ryou continued to shake Seto rapidly, resulting in only mutterings of 'Mokuba, it's two in the morning,' or 'You're fired, you useless bag!'.
Legolas was too busy dealing out a number of shots to a certain explicable area of said Black Rider, to fetch the horses and escape. Malik was cringing pitifully behind a snoring Yami, who was still clutching Yugi with one arm. Ryou shook Seto harder, and Bakura looked on, snickering like a rabid hyena.
Seto sat up with a start.

'YOU'RE FIRED KATSUYA JOUNOUCHI!!' A dramatically pointed finger hitting Ryou in the eye.
'Erm...' Ryou said, while rubbing his eye, 'Jou isn't here, Kaiba...'
Seto sweatdropped. 'Oh.'
Bakura was staring at the Pharaoh and his hikari's sleep-activities, snickering insanely. 'Hikari, you'd better wake those two up.'
Ryou turned, and went quite red at the sight. 'Erm...Yes, that would be a good idea...'

Legolas finally managed to throw the mass of black cloak into a ditch, the thing then proceeded to wail pathetically, and climb back onto it's horse.
Seto and Bakura then proceeded to shake the Pharaoh very unceremoniously.
'OI! Frangipani! How about you stop patting your hikari's ass, and we can get out of here!' Bakura screamed into Yami's ear.

The result was instantaneous.
'Tomb robber!' Yami leapt from his resting place, grabbing at Bakura's throat.
Yugi opened an eye very sleepily.

'What are you doing, aibou?' he yawned. 'Oh, it's just you and Bakura having a wrestling match again, I'm...going back to sleep...'
The mayhem finally subsided, after Yami was reluctantly pried from Bakura's throat, growling very foul Egyptian curses, and Malik was dragged from the bush he was hiding in. The group proceeded onwards, with regular complaints from Seto about how his feet were still dragging along the ground, and that his horse was "No better than a Shetland pony with fleas". Of course, the question of breakfast then became present.

'When's food?' Malik growled, closely followed by his stomach.
'We'll get food when we reach Rivendell,' replied Legolas quite calmly. 'And I'm sure you'll enjoy it.'
'By the way, I'm Malik, this is Ryou, his yami, Bakura, Seto, and Yami and Yugi.' Malik said, introducing all his friends, since they were still pondering their growling bellies.
'Thank goodness one of decided to introduce. You already know my name, thank goodness.' Legolas cocked an eyebrow.
Their conversation was rudely interrupted by growling from Yugi's empty stomach. Yami sweatdropped next to him. Bakura started to cackle sadistically, and fell flat on his face. Ryou promptly pulled on the reins sharply. This only caused the horse to rear up and slam it's front hooves down on Bakura buttocks. There was a loud bellowing of 'BLOODY ANIMAL!' to follow this.
The trek towards the place known as "Rivendell", was long, and eventful. Seto got his foot stuck in the reins somehow, Yugi had to restrain Yami from sending their horse to the Shadow Realm for bucking, and Malik dropped his Rod six times. This caused great annoyance for the elf.

'Have any of you EVER ridden a horse before?'
'Nope.' replied Ryou sheepishly, clinging to his yami and they walked...very slowly.
The elf shook his head in frustration. Why did he pick up these strangers in the first place? They seemed lost, perhaps.

On approach to Rivendell, Seto's jawline dropped a few inches.
'Holy hell...Whoever did that landscaping...is doing my gardening.' the CEO's eyes widened.
'Ah, shuddup Kaiba, you're enough of a fruit in those clothes already.' Bakura smirked sadistically, watching the vein pop out on Kaiba's temple.
They were greeted by another elf, tall, but less finely dressed than their friend, Legolas.
Suddenly, a familiar voice sounded out from behind them.
'Hey Yug! How d'you get here!'
They turned to see a certain blonde, wearing what looked like a medieval fancy-dress costume and a green trenchcoat.

Padme: So? Chapters getting longer?
Yami no Bakura: A horse...stood....on...my...ass....
Anakin: Yes, Bakura-kun. Now, people, don't forget to R&R!