The Camp Pest
I don't own the rights to m.a.s.h. I just like the show!
The day starts out as usual. Hawkeye and B.J. were in the swamp talking to each other; B.J. was explaining how his little girl was growing so fast. Hawkeye was getting ready to suggest that they go to "Rosie's" bar for a drink when the camp pest walks in.
Now this pest doesn't know when to leave well enough alone; until the boys teach him a lesson!
They walk right by looking right into each others eyes then back to one who annoys them, not saying a word, just left. Well guess what here comes the pest. He came running up behind the guys. All they wanted was to be left alone but he couldn't understand the meaning of "no".
Once Hawkeye and B.J. was in the mess tent they started coming up with a plan to get even with this pest!!!
Hawkeye said "let's put some hot sauce in his food!"
B.J. replied "that be to obvious, it's got be something he can't see right away."
So they both sat there thinking bouncing ideas off each other until they came up with the perfect idea.
They went back to the swamp to start their plan. When they got there they got his clean underwear and dowsed them in "itching powder" then they put a light dusting of what looked to be flour in his bedclothes.
While in comes Frank the pest. He went to get his robed for his shower and grabbed his clothes that they put the "flour" dusting on and went to get his bath.
After he left the two of them started to talk waiting for Frank to come back. At first he doesn't notice the itching powder, Frank thought it was just dry skin itch so he paid no attention to it.
Later Frank started to walk out of the swamp and B.J. asked him "Frank what's wrong with you?" He looked at B.J. and just glared at him!
Hawkeye watched what direction Frank went in and then Hawkeye followed behind him. Frank went to the Mess tent for a meeting with colonel potter.
Frank sat down and started talking about the latest problem with the two "jokesters" and in the process he started digging at his crotch of his pants. And that's when Hawkeye let out a laugh like no one believe; Hawkeye asked Frank "picked up a mite of some kind like the Grabs" from the local gunkie bines and that is when the entire camp laughed at him.
Frank took off and ran to Hot-lips tent. But as he approach her tent out she came and he was too embarrass to face her he went to the swamp where the two boys were waiting to tell him what they did do to him. But before they did they let him suffer a little longer. He told them he'd be back. Then he grabbed his towel and robe off to the shower again.
While Frank was showering they dumped the rest of the itching powder on the inside of his robe!
He got out put his robe on and went back to his bed in the swamp. He laid down in it and he started scratching like he had cooties in his bed and on his body. And this is when the boys could no longer hold their laughter back. They told Frank that while he was gone earlier they dumped itching powder in his clothes, robe, and his bedclothes. They looked at him and said leave us alone and quite trying to be so G.I. in surgery when Potter is away you camp pest!!!!
I don't own the rights to m.a.s.h. I just like the show!
The day starts out as usual. Hawkeye and B.J. were in the swamp talking to each other; B.J. was explaining how his little girl was growing so fast. Hawkeye was getting ready to suggest that they go to "Rosie's" bar for a drink when the camp pest walks in.
Now this pest doesn't know when to leave well enough alone; until the boys teach him a lesson!
They walk right by looking right into each others eyes then back to one who annoys them, not saying a word, just left. Well guess what here comes the pest. He came running up behind the guys. All they wanted was to be left alone but he couldn't understand the meaning of "no".
Once Hawkeye and B.J. was in the mess tent they started coming up with a plan to get even with this pest!!!
Hawkeye said "let's put some hot sauce in his food!"
B.J. replied "that be to obvious, it's got be something he can't see right away."
So they both sat there thinking bouncing ideas off each other until they came up with the perfect idea.
They went back to the swamp to start their plan. When they got there they got his clean underwear and dowsed them in "itching powder" then they put a light dusting of what looked to be flour in his bedclothes.
While in comes Frank the pest. He went to get his robed for his shower and grabbed his clothes that they put the "flour" dusting on and went to get his bath.
After he left the two of them started to talk waiting for Frank to come back. At first he doesn't notice the itching powder, Frank thought it was just dry skin itch so he paid no attention to it.
Later Frank started to walk out of the swamp and B.J. asked him "Frank what's wrong with you?" He looked at B.J. and just glared at him!
Hawkeye watched what direction Frank went in and then Hawkeye followed behind him. Frank went to the Mess tent for a meeting with colonel potter.
Frank sat down and started talking about the latest problem with the two "jokesters" and in the process he started digging at his crotch of his pants. And that's when Hawkeye let out a laugh like no one believe; Hawkeye asked Frank "picked up a mite of some kind like the Grabs" from the local gunkie bines and that is when the entire camp laughed at him.
Frank took off and ran to Hot-lips tent. But as he approach her tent out she came and he was too embarrass to face her he went to the swamp where the two boys were waiting to tell him what they did do to him. But before they did they let him suffer a little longer. He told them he'd be back. Then he grabbed his towel and robe off to the shower again.
While Frank was showering they dumped the rest of the itching powder on the inside of his robe!
He got out put his robe on and went back to his bed in the swamp. He laid down in it and he started scratching like he had cooties in his bed and on his body. And this is when the boys could no longer hold their laughter back. They told Frank that while he was gone earlier they dumped itching powder in his clothes, robe, and his bedclothes. They looked at him and said leave us alone and quite trying to be so G.I. in surgery when Potter is away you camp pest!!!!