A few hundred years ago, on a ship
not-really-that-far away…
Noble scoundrel Captain Jack Sparrow has his ship back, and all is well in the Caribbean. Or so he thought. Somewhere in the future a movie was currently being screened world-wide, and the effect would be quite disastrous for this rugged, handsome, devilishly cheeky…the effect would be bad, okay? This movie would capture the hearts of thousands with its dry wit, brilliant plot, and most of all, its eye candy. May God have mercy on us all… For somewhere in this adoring crowd are the Suethors, the most feared of all evils. Unrelenting in their rage against canon and OMG, t e h Hawtness!eleventyone!!, they write fanfic. Now, this may not sound threatening, but when this seemingly innocent activity goes unchecked, pure evil is born…
In the aftermath of this evil uprising, the effects are catastrophic. Selflessly, one brave Knight and Her assistant (not Sidekick) dare to boldly go where none (save PPCers and MSTers) have gone before. Into the deep, dark depths of the PotC fandom…