A/N: This was written when our friend "Leo" was obsessive about golf and wouldn't talk about anything else. Now he's just annoying though he doesn't talk about golf anymore. To warn you, you should know that Bekki can be vicious.

 "Cisca, you idiot! We were about to find out who that person was!" Nikki shouts at Cisca.

"Yes, but I think I know who it is anyway. I mean, my theory goes along with everything," she replies snidely.

"Well, who is then?" inquires a random person.

"I won't reveal that until we get to the Isla De Muerta," she replies.

"Not another long wait," Meara complains as she wakes up. "Where is Trist? Maybe he can get us there faster."

"Oh, I think he left to do some evil misdeeds somewhere. He has to do his job," Nikki says, then walks away whistling to her room.

One movie week later, meaning 1 fade in, fade out, they have arrived at the Isla oh whatever, you know what it's called. And instead of just 1 person going, they all go very craftily. As they get to the center of the cave, they see the demon standing there.

Cisca is the first to speak, "Alright, where is the sword, Bekki?" Everyone gasps, except Orlando and Captain Jack Sparrow.

The demon replies rather confused, "Who is this Bekki person? The sword is over there, you can take it. Once you give me Jack Sparrow. By the way, you failed to notice I'm a guy."

"Whoa, so you are really a demon? COOL!" Nikki runs over to check out his wings.

"No, he is not a demon, He is SCOTT COHEN!" replies Jackass Norrington with Elizabeth at his side.

Orlando whispers to Lauren, "Damn they're back."

"Bekki is over there, stealing the treasure and beating the crap out of some guy with golf clubs; she keeps yelling 'YOU LIKE GOLF EH? WELL HOW ABOUT NOW, AND NOW?" says the Jackass.

"Did I hear here the word treasure?" says Captain Jack.

"Hey people, Melissa is here too. We made a deal with Scott. I would get Captain Jack if I did the special effects, and Melissa would get him if she did make-up. We've been going around stealing treasure from everywhere, making it seem as if a demon was stealing. Then I was taking the treasure to my own private boat. He-he-he," says Bekki.

"Say, Bekki, so you have lots of treasure eh?" asks Jack.

"Um...tons. I'm rich. I'll split the gold if you stay with me," says Bekki.

"Sounds good to me," he replies and they start moving all the treasure back to the Pearl.

"Well, now that this is all over with, I'm taking off the costume. I have a date with Melissa," says Scott.

"Finally we can go home," says Meara. They all go back to the ship, almost everyone happy, except Meara and Cisca.

"Wait, Bekki. How come Scott and Jack were so easily persuaded?" asks Cisca.

"Duh, Cisc, magic! I cast a spell on both of them. You really didn't have a chance with Jack anyway. HAHAHAHAHA!" Later that night, Everyone but Meara, Nikki, and Trist (who is still randomly missing, and causing Meara much sadness) have a meeting.

"How about we lose Meara and Trist on a desert Island then sail off into the distance, all happy?" suggests Bekki. Everyone agrees with Bekki, and pretending they are looking for a way home, they are actually searching. So, a new quest begins.

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