Back on the Black Pearl

"So, what are we going to do now?" shouted Cisca, who was back in the crows nest looking at nothing in particular (well, really she was trying to avoid looking at Kevin, and at Captain Jack and Bekki).

"I don't know," said Lauren.

"Hey Nikki, did you really lose the key to the unbreakable cage?" asked Will, turning on Nikki suspiciously.

"Uh...maybe..." replied Nikki, looking around innocently.

"Nikki!" shouted everyone

"We can't just leave them there...they don't have any food or anything," pointed out Cisca.

"They have Leo, they could boil him in a pot and eat him with golf balls...instead of spaghetti and meatballs, Leo and golf balls," suggested Bekki wickedly.

"Ewww!" cried Cisca from the crow's nest. "They'd probably get food poisoning!"

"Cisca, are you going to be up there all day?" asked Kevin, well he shouted it really, but we don't want to get into the specifics. I mean, what do you care whether he shouted it or asked it, or whispered it, or even muttered it. It really has no importance to the story, and if we began discussing this, then you would be very bored and this story would be very boring so we won't get into that. Where was I? Oh yes...

"Cisca, are you going to be up there all day?" shouted/asked Kevin.

"Hey Cisca, when are you going to come down here and watch him fence shirtless with Orlando?" Yelled Nikki while still clinging to Ron's foot and him keep telling her, "Ill be your boyfriend, JUST GET OFF ME!" and her replying, "NEVER!"

"What am I doing now?" Asked Kevin confused.

"There is no way I'm letting that happen!" Screamed Lauren from out of nowhere.

"I'd never do that. And i won't come down. I like it up here. The breeze is nice." replied Cisca. Bekki quickly whispers something to her new boyfriend. Then they both run over and start shaking the mast. "HEY! Stop that, your making me woozy!" screams Cisca at them.

"Uh, duh that's the point. We are trying to get you to come down! I mean, you have a boyfriend aboard too." Replies Bekki wickedly.

"Will you stop if I come down?" she frantically screams back.

"Yea fine, spoil my fun." Bekki says sadly.

Cisca climbs down, and being pushed by Bekki, hugs Kevin. Aww. Ok no more sappy stuff. God. This story is too mushy for me.

"Well, now Im down. What are we going to do? We need another adventure." Says Cisca after getting off Kevin.

"I have an idea!" Says Bekki.

Cisca whispers to Kevin, "It's a miracle."

"Hey, I heard that," Says Bekki, "and its true. But anyway. We could go to nowhere again, leave jackass norrington and Elizabeth here, then we could go anywhere we want."

"Wait, we need Trist to do that. Don't we?" Asks Lauren.

"No, I can do it too. Hehe," replies Bekki.

"I dont like that snicker, what did you do Bekki?" Asks Cisca frightened.

"Well I bribed Trist with the key to get him to teach me all his magic." says Bekki.

"Thats who I gave the key to, now I remember," Says Nikki.

"So, they have the key?" Asks Kevin.

"Not exactly, in order to hide the key from Nikki, trist had to swallow it. So, eventually they will," replies Bekki.

"Ok, that is just gross. But I still like Bekki's idea. I think we have done all we can here. Lets mess up things somewhere else," Says Cisca gleefully. Everyone stops and stares and her. "What, did I say something wrong?"