"No, we are in somewhere." Replies Trist. "At least I think..."
"What's somewhere?" Asked Leo confused.
"Shut up Leo you dont get to talk. What's somewhere?" Asked Bekki confused.
"It's just like nowhere, but somewhere is always someplace, but it changes, cause somewhere isn't always one place. Follow me?" replies Trist.
"No, wait will it eventually change to become nowhere?"
"NO, because somewhere has to be somewhere and nowhere to become somewhere would completely destroy nowhere because then it would be somewhere and then somewhere would become nowhere and we would all spontaneously combust," replied Trist flabbergasted by the end.
"Trist not one of us understood what the hell you're talking about," said Nikki.
"Well I understood what he said," proudly said Meara, "I swear, fuck, wait what? Whatever, that you are ALL STUPID!!"
Then suddenly everyone else's brains shrunk three sizes.
"Well I, uhhhh, don't, uhhh, uh, dooh......" trailed off Cisca. Then she walks (kinda) over to Kevin and falls over his leg.
"Wait you're all stupid actually. Hm, I think I kinda get how this works," says the only almost intelligent person, "You are all back to normal except for Bekki who gets smarter and figures out how to work this thing."
So they return to normal (damn, that was really funny to watch) except Leo who continues to roll on the ground poking himself and giggling.
"What's with him?" asks Captain Jack Sparrow.
"Honey, he's always been stupid," sweetly says Bekki.
"Hey! I aint nobody's Hon....."
"Yes you are."
"Oh...."
"Well, so how does this work?" asks Meara wishing she had made someone else figure it out.
"Ok, so this place is just like an ongoing story and what do u need to move along stories? NARRATION!! So, we have to talk like a narrator if we want something to happen."
"So, if I said, Meara magically got 1 million dollars," and then Meara magically got 1 million dollars, "It actually worked, Meara then had so much money she couldn't count it all," exclaimed Meara and as she said it she got blah blah blah.
"Hey, not fair. Why do you get all that money? I WANT! I WANT!" frantically screamed Cisca.
Meanwhile Jack and Bekki were busy hiding stolen money under their clothes. Then Bekki spoke as she kept stuffing more and more money in various places.
"Alright, so we need to set some rules. 1. Meara doesn't get all this money," And it all disappeared including the stolen money to their dismay, "DAMNIT. I'm mad. 2. Meara has no control over this place ever again. 3. I am the most important narrator and no one can override my decisions!"
"Wait, that isn't fair," cries Meara, "Then Meara got 2 billion dollars."
But duh, nothing happened.
"Here let me try," said Nikki, "Then Nikki became super powerful and ruled the world."
Then a little crown popped on her head.
"Yeah, I'm ruler of Someplace!"
"But Nikki got overthrown and there was no government!" Quickly yelled everyone, but most importantly Bekki.
"Then Nikki reclaimed the throne," replied Nikki.
But nothing happened.
"What's going on? It's not working!" And Nikki started crying.
"As I said, no government, and you can't overrule me! Hehehe, Nikki stopped crying," replied Bekki.
Now lets have a little NARRATOR TIME. You may have noticed I didn't say, then Nikki stopped crying, after Bekki talked. Well, you see..... IM TIRED OF REPEATING EVERYTHING THEY SAY HAPPENED. They can narrate it themselves. If they say something happened, it did. Amazing, I only butt in if for some reason it didn't happen unless it has something to do with the overruling Bekki thing. I'm done, go on read about the more interesting story. IGNORE ME, for heavens sake.
"Other narrator person?" screamed Meara.
"What now?"
"SHUT UP!!! About time you take a nice break and SEE a psychiatrist?"
"FINE, I will. See you people in a week!"
"FINE!"
"FINE."
"Goodbye!"
"Did he leave?"
"I dunno, how do we tell? There isn't a narrator to say that he left."
"What's somewhere?" Asked Leo confused.
"Shut up Leo you dont get to talk. What's somewhere?" Asked Bekki confused.
"It's just like nowhere, but somewhere is always someplace, but it changes, cause somewhere isn't always one place. Follow me?" replies Trist.
"No, wait will it eventually change to become nowhere?"
"NO, because somewhere has to be somewhere and nowhere to become somewhere would completely destroy nowhere because then it would be somewhere and then somewhere would become nowhere and we would all spontaneously combust," replied Trist flabbergasted by the end.
"Trist not one of us understood what the hell you're talking about," said Nikki.
"Well I understood what he said," proudly said Meara, "I swear, fuck, wait what? Whatever, that you are ALL STUPID!!"
Then suddenly everyone else's brains shrunk three sizes.
"Well I, uhhhh, don't, uhhh, uh, dooh......" trailed off Cisca. Then she walks (kinda) over to Kevin and falls over his leg.
"Wait you're all stupid actually. Hm, I think I kinda get how this works," says the only almost intelligent person, "You are all back to normal except for Bekki who gets smarter and figures out how to work this thing."
So they return to normal (damn, that was really funny to watch) except Leo who continues to roll on the ground poking himself and giggling.
"What's with him?" asks Captain Jack Sparrow.
"Honey, he's always been stupid," sweetly says Bekki.
"Hey! I aint nobody's Hon....."
"Yes you are."
"Oh...."
"Well, so how does this work?" asks Meara wishing she had made someone else figure it out.
"Ok, so this place is just like an ongoing story and what do u need to move along stories? NARRATION!! So, we have to talk like a narrator if we want something to happen."
"So, if I said, Meara magically got 1 million dollars," and then Meara magically got 1 million dollars, "It actually worked, Meara then had so much money she couldn't count it all," exclaimed Meara and as she said it she got blah blah blah.
"Hey, not fair. Why do you get all that money? I WANT! I WANT!" frantically screamed Cisca.
Meanwhile Jack and Bekki were busy hiding stolen money under their clothes. Then Bekki spoke as she kept stuffing more and more money in various places.
"Alright, so we need to set some rules. 1. Meara doesn't get all this money," And it all disappeared including the stolen money to their dismay, "DAMNIT. I'm mad. 2. Meara has no control over this place ever again. 3. I am the most important narrator and no one can override my decisions!"
"Wait, that isn't fair," cries Meara, "Then Meara got 2 billion dollars."
But duh, nothing happened.
"Here let me try," said Nikki, "Then Nikki became super powerful and ruled the world."
Then a little crown popped on her head.
"Yeah, I'm ruler of Someplace!"
"But Nikki got overthrown and there was no government!" Quickly yelled everyone, but most importantly Bekki.
"Then Nikki reclaimed the throne," replied Nikki.
But nothing happened.
"What's going on? It's not working!" And Nikki started crying.
"As I said, no government, and you can't overrule me! Hehehe, Nikki stopped crying," replied Bekki.
Now lets have a little NARRATOR TIME. You may have noticed I didn't say, then Nikki stopped crying, after Bekki talked. Well, you see..... IM TIRED OF REPEATING EVERYTHING THEY SAY HAPPENED. They can narrate it themselves. If they say something happened, it did. Amazing, I only butt in if for some reason it didn't happen unless it has something to do with the overruling Bekki thing. I'm done, go on read about the more interesting story. IGNORE ME, for heavens sake.
"Other narrator person?" screamed Meara.
"What now?"
"SHUT UP!!! About time you take a nice break and SEE a psychiatrist?"
"FINE, I will. See you people in a week!"
"FINE!"
"FINE."
"Goodbye!"
"Did he leave?"
"I dunno, how do we tell? There isn't a narrator to say that he left."