While everyone else stood around dumbfounded by the actually smart thing
Bekki said, and yes this is making fun of Bekki, Trist stood absolutely
perplexed because being a god he should know the answer he didn't, so
before they all figure out the real truth to what's happening, lets rewind
and change what happened so as not to make
sure the spontaneous combustion of everyone's brains, as well as the
destruction of Somewhere and Nowhere doesn't happen, as well as your, the
reader's brain, also spontaneously combusting from trying to figure out
what the hell is going on, and what has happened. This message will self-
destruct in 10 seconds.
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"Only nikki," sighed Cisca to Kevin, but before she knew it Kevin had also run over along with Melissa, and Captain Jack who was actually stealing instead of buying, but the point is he went too.
O wait, too far back. This message will self destruct, ah screw it.
"That's what is interesting about the fountain, no one has been to the top, nor does anyone know where the water comes from," replied Trist matter-of- factly.
Then Cisca TRIED to talk but mysteriously her mouth had been taped shut, so no one heard what she said but me, but trust it was naughty so you don't want to know. Just nod your head in agreement, that's right.
"So, what was the point of coming here?" asked Bekki quite bored already, while helping Jack, who had returned from stealing, pick up coins people had thrown into the fountain.
And yes, tourists had noticed the large group of people that had popped into the fountain, and assuming it was a show like the stupid tourists they are, they just point and take pictures.
"Narrator, I hate to sound like Meara but you have been narrating quite a lot, and I feel weird, like I have amnesia or something. Did something happen that we don't know about?" asked Cisca acting a little woozy after taking off the tape.
NO, nothing happened, just continue with the story so everyone will be happy!
"Fine, if you say so, you are the narrator, but when this is over I want to read the script!" replied Cisca.
"Uh, cisca, there is no script," said Kevin.
"Then what the hell have I been reading from?" indignantly asked Cisca.
"I have a script too, we just didn't have a chance to give you one Kevin, plus you don't talk enough for it to matter," replied Bekki evilly.
Hey you guys, you know in the like last 3 pages this story has gone nowhere. Can we continue?
"I thought we only covered one page," remarked Meara.
O, sorry, I'm just, uh, losing my place in the script. ALRIGHT, NO MORE DISCUSSION, WE ARE CONTINUING STORY NOW!
"Bekki," Cisca said suddenly. "This is a boring place. Can we please move on?"
"OK, where to next?" Bekki inquired.
"I dunno," Kevin replied. Suddenly he was overcome with an indescribable desire to hug Cisca, and he did so for quite a long time, which made Cisca even happier than she wasn't before, if that makes any sense. And then he kissed her, which made Meara roll her eyes and Cisca's happy-o-meter burst...literally. (This is what happens when the narrator had a fight with her boyfriend who is annoying and doesn't yell...but makes her sad anyway. and the narrator needs love. HEAR THAT KEVIN!!??) This went on for quite a while, so everyone else became bored.
"I have an idea!" Bekki shouted quietly. Ha! Oxymoron.
"What?" Cisca asked, breaking the kiss. *tear*
"Let's go to the Valentine's Land!"
A/N: perfect for today! (It's Valentine's Day)
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"Only nikki," sighed Cisca to Kevin, but before she knew it Kevin had also run over along with Melissa, and Captain Jack who was actually stealing instead of buying, but the point is he went too.
O wait, too far back. This message will self destruct, ah screw it.
"That's what is interesting about the fountain, no one has been to the top, nor does anyone know where the water comes from," replied Trist matter-of- factly.
Then Cisca TRIED to talk but mysteriously her mouth had been taped shut, so no one heard what she said but me, but trust it was naughty so you don't want to know. Just nod your head in agreement, that's right.
"So, what was the point of coming here?" asked Bekki quite bored already, while helping Jack, who had returned from stealing, pick up coins people had thrown into the fountain.
And yes, tourists had noticed the large group of people that had popped into the fountain, and assuming it was a show like the stupid tourists they are, they just point and take pictures.
"Narrator, I hate to sound like Meara but you have been narrating quite a lot, and I feel weird, like I have amnesia or something. Did something happen that we don't know about?" asked Cisca acting a little woozy after taking off the tape.
NO, nothing happened, just continue with the story so everyone will be happy!
"Fine, if you say so, you are the narrator, but when this is over I want to read the script!" replied Cisca.
"Uh, cisca, there is no script," said Kevin.
"Then what the hell have I been reading from?" indignantly asked Cisca.
"I have a script too, we just didn't have a chance to give you one Kevin, plus you don't talk enough for it to matter," replied Bekki evilly.
Hey you guys, you know in the like last 3 pages this story has gone nowhere. Can we continue?
"I thought we only covered one page," remarked Meara.
O, sorry, I'm just, uh, losing my place in the script. ALRIGHT, NO MORE DISCUSSION, WE ARE CONTINUING STORY NOW!
"Bekki," Cisca said suddenly. "This is a boring place. Can we please move on?"
"OK, where to next?" Bekki inquired.
"I dunno," Kevin replied. Suddenly he was overcome with an indescribable desire to hug Cisca, and he did so for quite a long time, which made Cisca even happier than she wasn't before, if that makes any sense. And then he kissed her, which made Meara roll her eyes and Cisca's happy-o-meter burst...literally. (This is what happens when the narrator had a fight with her boyfriend who is annoying and doesn't yell...but makes her sad anyway. and the narrator needs love. HEAR THAT KEVIN!!??) This went on for quite a while, so everyone else became bored.
"I have an idea!" Bekki shouted quietly. Ha! Oxymoron.
"What?" Cisca asked, breaking the kiss. *tear*
"Let's go to the Valentine's Land!"
A/N: perfect for today! (It's Valentine's Day)