Recipe for a New York Bestseller

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1 Single Mom living on welfare
2/3 tbs. Idea on the underground
1/2 tps. Scribbles on a napkin in a coffee shop
1 new dictionary of words
1 11-year-old boy
3 disgruntled magic hating mortals
1 school of magic
3,000 shredded acceptance letters
Over 1 billion dollars in profit making her richer than the Queen of England

Bake until lightly brown around the edges, put into blender and press puree. Pour into bowl and send to Scholastic(tm).

How to serve: At midnight parties.

Special Note: Take 2 years between each serving*