Monica and Chandler opened the apartment room to find Rachel and Joey
screaming at each other.
"You suck, Joey!!!!!"
"Pee-Brain!"
"Fatso!"
"Old!" Rachel grew angry.
"Stupid!" She shouted.
"Thanks! I mean, Hey!!" screamed Joey.
"Whoa, Whoa, What's wrong with you two?" asked Monica
"Ask Mister Stupid over there," screamed Rachel. "After all, it's all his fault." Monica and Chandler turned to Joey.
"Joey, what did you do?" asked Chandler.
"Hey! Why are you blaming me? Ask Rachel!" screamed Joey. Monica and Chandler turned to Rachel.
"Rachel, what did you do?" asked Chandler.
"What?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!? Don't look at me, I didn't do anything." Replied Rachel. "Look at him!" Monica and Chandler turned to Joey.
"Joey?" asked Chandler.
"How you doin?" asked Joey with his flirty smile and accent. Chandler and Monica turned away.
"What did Joey do?" Monica asked Rachel.
"Hey! How do you know I did something wrong? You can't just accuse me!" shouted Joey pointing at himself.
"Actually we can. You're always wrong." assured Chandler with a smile.
"Oh. I see." replied Joey with a nod.
"Wait a minute... Where's Louise? I thought she was staying here." Monica said thoughtfully.
"Yeah, that's the problem." Said Rachel.
"What? I just flirted with her." Joey replied.
"You scared her away, Joey." Said Rachel.
"No I didn't! Everyone flirts differently!"
"That wasn't flirting, Joey! You were just.....ohhhhhh!!!!" Rachel looked up and frowned.
"It was flirting!!!! Monica and Chandler flirt!!"
"They're married, dimwit!!" screamed Rachel.
"So? You don't see Monica and Ross flirting and they talk a lot!!" shouted Joey. Monica blinked.
"Joey, that's disgusting." Monica calmly said.
"Why? You can flirt with Ross if you want to." Assured Joey.
"Their siblings you dimwit!!!" shouted Rachel.
"I think I'm going to throw up.. Help me across the hall, Chandler." Muttered Monica covering her mouth. They left the room.
"You're really pushing it, Joey." Rachel left the apartment. Just then, Pheobe entered the room.
"How you doin?" asked Joey with a flirty accent and smile.
"Goodbye." Pheobe left as quickly as she entered.
"You suck, Joey!!!!!"
"Pee-Brain!"
"Fatso!"
"Old!" Rachel grew angry.
"Stupid!" She shouted.
"Thanks! I mean, Hey!!" screamed Joey.
"Whoa, Whoa, What's wrong with you two?" asked Monica
"Ask Mister Stupid over there," screamed Rachel. "After all, it's all his fault." Monica and Chandler turned to Joey.
"Joey, what did you do?" asked Chandler.
"Hey! Why are you blaming me? Ask Rachel!" screamed Joey. Monica and Chandler turned to Rachel.
"Rachel, what did you do?" asked Chandler.
"What?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!? Don't look at me, I didn't do anything." Replied Rachel. "Look at him!" Monica and Chandler turned to Joey.
"Joey?" asked Chandler.
"How you doin?" asked Joey with his flirty smile and accent. Chandler and Monica turned away.
"What did Joey do?" Monica asked Rachel.
"Hey! How do you know I did something wrong? You can't just accuse me!" shouted Joey pointing at himself.
"Actually we can. You're always wrong." assured Chandler with a smile.
"Oh. I see." replied Joey with a nod.
"Wait a minute... Where's Louise? I thought she was staying here." Monica said thoughtfully.
"Yeah, that's the problem." Said Rachel.
"What? I just flirted with her." Joey replied.
"You scared her away, Joey." Said Rachel.
"No I didn't! Everyone flirts differently!"
"That wasn't flirting, Joey! You were just.....ohhhhhh!!!!" Rachel looked up and frowned.
"It was flirting!!!! Monica and Chandler flirt!!"
"They're married, dimwit!!" screamed Rachel.
"So? You don't see Monica and Ross flirting and they talk a lot!!" shouted Joey. Monica blinked.
"Joey, that's disgusting." Monica calmly said.
"Why? You can flirt with Ross if you want to." Assured Joey.
"Their siblings you dimwit!!!" shouted Rachel.
"I think I'm going to throw up.. Help me across the hall, Chandler." Muttered Monica covering her mouth. They left the room.
"You're really pushing it, Joey." Rachel left the apartment. Just then, Pheobe entered the room.
"How you doin?" asked Joey with a flirty accent and smile.
"Goodbye." Pheobe left as quickly as she entered.