A/N: This chapter was written by Kamaria, Celtic Goddess of Twilight,
Starlight Quilltwiner, and Crystal Roses.
DISCLAIMER:
Crystal: We own nothing! Honest! ^-^;;
~~~
Lexie: Okay, now, first of all, let's make the ditzy blonde a ditzy bald guy. *Legolas' hair disappears* And now, Pansy, since you do ballet so terribly, you can go first!
Pansy: Accio! *Tries and fails to summon the Evil Sheep of Doom*
Lexie: ROAAAAAARRRRR!!! *Knocks out all Slytherins* Tut, tut! A hundred points from Slytherin for falling asleep in class! Now, as for you, Starlight...*Grows really big and Starlight shrinks down to mini-size* THE EVIL SHEEP OF DOOM DOES NOT DO THE KILLING! I DO THAT! Oh, yeah, Aragorn, you'd look much better in rainbow...*Aragorn's hair turns into a rainbow clown wig, and is now wearing a pink dress, as is Legolas*
Sheila: NOOOOOO!!! *Can't fix it*
Lexie: YEEEEEEESSSSSS!!! Now, time for Quidditch, where I am the teacher! Whopeeeee!
~~~On the Quidditch field~~~
Lexie: I am Professor Marrgoeffleubomm, and as a new Hogwarts regulation, you all have to ride through these flaming hoops and every time you hit one, your team loses a point. This will add up. Slytherin first!
Malfoy: I'll go, Professor! *Hits all fifty hoops* That wasn't fair!!!
Lexie: Yes it was!! Go sit on the bench!! *Malfoy sits on the bench and grows long pink curly hair*
*All the other Slytherins hit all fifty hoops, and now they are in the negative 10,000,000's*
Lexie: Tsk, tsk! Did I mention that for every hoop you go through, you gain a point? Gryffindors, go, Hermione first!
Hermione: *Flies through all the hoops easily, as do all other Gryffindors*
Lexie: Okay, this is unfair, so you'll only get an extra 100 points!! Now, let's watch snape do it!!
Snape: I am good at this!! *Hits all hoops--twice*
Lexie: PTTTTT!!! *Blows a raspberry and flies through all the hoops, three times backwards* Off to Transfiguration!!
~~~In transfiguration~~~
Twilight: I will teach you how to turn Slytherins into woks! So, everyone draw a number from my wok! Slytherins, draw a green slip, and Gryffindors, take a red one. Now, match up! *Gryffindors and Slytherins match up*
Harry: Excellent! I get to turn Malfoy into a frying pan! *Gets hit by wok*
Twilight: It's called a WOK!
Harry: Sorry!
Twilight: Now, say "Wokkius Makarious" and hit the person five times, then kick them!
*All Gryffindors turn the Slytherins into green woks, and start hitting the woks on everything*
Twilight: Now, turn them back into humans with "Wokkius Endious."
Slytherins: OUCH!! *All bruised and battered*
Twilight: Now, for the next lesson in Transfiguration! But first...*Feeds Jin omelettes*
Jin: Yuuuuuuuum!
Twilight: *Is bored of omelette* GIVE ME CUSTARD!
Benjin: *Appears* One great place to get good custard is in Rhode Island, and another is in Missouri. *Disappears*
Starlight: *Randomly starts singing "Hello"* *The sky turns grey and all of a sudden life seems to suck to everyone* *Crystal appears outta nowhere and feeds everyone chocolate*
Starlight: NO!!! YOU RUINED THE EFFECT OF HELLO!
Harry: *Tries to talk, but can't open his mouth* GMGMGMGGGGGGGGGGMMMMM!!!!!!!!
Starlight: *Sighs* That's better. Twilight, go on with your lesson.
Twilight: Anyway, now we will learn how to transform eggs into...*Thrilling music plays*
Hermione: Oh, Lordy, this is not going to be good.
Twilight: Custard! =D
Everyone: -_-'
Twilight: Say "Custardius Changius." *Eggs turn into custard* Yay! Custard! *Starts gobbling it all up*
Hiei: This is degrading.
Yusuke: This is making me hungry.
Harry: We've never had classes this...interesting before.
Hermione: It's terrible! We're not learning anything!
Starlight: YOU'RE LEARNING HOW TO MAKE CUSTARD YOU IDIOT!!! *Bounces up and down* Is it lemon?? I looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooove lemon custard!
Yusuke: *Blinks* What's custard?
Crystal: Yeah, I've heard of it, but I've never had it or seen it.
Twilight: ^____^ Custard!
Starlight: *Eats lemon custard* *Kills Hiei*
Crystal: *GASP!* WHAT KIND OF FANGIRL ARE YOU??
Twilight: Rabid.
Starlight: I'm not exactly a Hiei fangirl anymore. I met him in another dimension. We talked. He was cool. ^-^
Crystal: If he's cool, why'd you kill him? o.O
Starlight: *Brings him back to life* I dunno, I felt like it. *Gets into a fight with Hiei*
Hermione: You're our teachers! You aren't supposed to fight!
Hiei: *Glares at Hermione*
Starlight: *Glares at Hermione*
Hermione: *Has the nervous feeling Hiei will kill her* *Hides behind a book*
Yusuke: Get on with this stupid thing already!
Twilight: LEGOLAS, QUIT BRUSHING YOUR HAIR!
Legolas: O_O *Hides the brush* I was doing no such thing!
Crystal: Wow, you should really get together with Kurama and talk about your hair. *Snaps and Kurama appears, brushing his hair*
Kurama: O_O What?! *Hides the brush*
Starlight: *Starts talking to Hiei* *Kisses Hiei on the cheek*
Yusuke: *Takes multiple pictures of Starlight kissing Hiei* All the wonderful blackmail...
Starlight: I only kissed his cheek!!!!
Hiei: *Kills Yusuke*
Yusuke: *Comes back to life* Why not kill her?
Hiei: *Glares*
Starlight: I have a name y'know! STARLIGHT, I TELL YOU, STARLIGHT!
Legolas/Kurama: *Discussing the pros and cons of wearing your hair in a ponytail vs. wearing it down*
Twilight: *Is bored and starts discussing with Legolas and Kurama* Yeah, it works if you put it in a ponytail, but it's even neater if you braid it.
Legolas: You can braid your own hair! Wow!
Twilight: It's not that hard. All you have to do is separate it like so...*Demonstrates*
Kurama/Legolas/Twilight: *Start talking really fast about different hairstyles*
Hiei/Sheila: *Discussing ways to kill people*
Crystal: *Joins in with Hiei and Sheila cause she's feeling pissed*
Hermione: STOPIT! WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE LEARNING STUFF! o____O
Starlight: *Kills Hermione*
Ron: *Tries to kill Starlight*
Hermione: *Comes back to life* That was very dangerous! But I learned a lot! O.o
Everyone but Starlight/Hermione/Hiei: O.o
Starlight: *Looks at Hiei*
Yusuke: *Eyes camera*
Malfoy: This is stupid. I'm going back to the common room.
Starlight: *Eyes start glowing, charter marks appear outta nowhere*
Malfoy: *Catches fire*
Starlight: Sit, fool!
Malfoy: *Yelps* *Sits*
Twilight: *Is bored of talking about hair* *Drags Legolas and Kurama over to discussion about killing people*
Legolas: The most people I've killed in one session was...*Counts on fingers* 124 people! *Smug smile* One more than Gimli.
Gimli: Hmph.
Twilight: *Eyes light up* Hehehe.
Kenshin: *Appears*
Twilight: *Pounces on him and ties him up*
Kenshin: Oro?!
Twilight: Ha! I will torture you, sword-wielding hippie, by making you listen to our conversation about...KILLING! *Evil, sinister music plays*
Kenshin: Oro?!
Twilight: You heard me! KI-*Starlight smothers her* *Holy music plays* *Breaks loose* Damare!
Crystal: No! Better ideas! Let's make Kenshin dress like a REAL hippie! ^_______^
Lexie: NO! NO HIPPIES!
Crystal/Starlight/Twilight: *Not listening to Lexie*
Crystal: I'll take hair!
Starlight: I'll take wardrobe!
Twilight: I'll take...um...OTHER STUFF! =D
Crystal/Starlight/Twilight: *Get to work*
Lexie: Grr...NO HIPPIES! HIPPIES BAD!
Kenshin: ^-^x;; There's no need for this, that there isn't!
Starlight: *Finishes wardrobe*
Kenshin: ^-^x;;
Starlight/Hiei: *Leaves room*
*Fighting noises heard from outside*
Yusuke: *Leaves room* *Comes back, laughing* I need my camera...Hiei fighting a girl...
Starlight: *Enters room* *Slaps Yusuke* That felt good. Now...*Sets Hiei in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean* *Calls all the animals to attack him*
Kurama: Fire and water, interesting combination...
Starlight: *Tries to kill Kurama* COMBINATION??? WHAT THE HECK???
Hiei: *Reappears* Hn. Baka ningen.
Starlight: AAARGH!!! *Fights with Hiei* *Tries to kill him*
Yusuke: *Returns, severely injured, chibified* *Un-chibifies* *Looks at Starlight and Hiei fighting* Wasn't that girl a Hiei fangirl?
Starlight: *Kills Yusuke for calling her "that girl"*
Yusuke: Stop doing that!
Starlight: No. And I'm not necessarily a fangirl.
Yusuke: *Eyes developed film*
Starlight: *Hisses* AVADA KE-
Hermione: *Gasps* That's an unforgivable curse!
Starlight: *Glares at Yusuke and Hiei* All the more reason to use it...*Hisses at both of them*
Hiei: Fool. You cannot kill me.
Starlight: Oh really? Watch me.
Hiei: *Dodges Starlight, lunges to attack*
Starlight: *Dodges Hiei, lunges to attack*
*And so on....*
Everyone but Hiei, Starlight, and the class: -_-;;
Class: O.O
Crystal: *Wonders what the heck Starlight's problem is for doing such stupid stuff* *Finishes Kenshin's hair, which is now down by his side and has a hippie headband-thing in it*
Twilight: *Starts playing with Kenshin's hair*
Bell: *Riiiiiing*
Harry: o____O Since when were there bells at Hogwarts?
Twilight: Since you lost your mind.
Harry: Oh...WAIT, I NEVER LOST MY MIND!
Starlight: *While trying to kill Hiei* You keep thinking that...
Hermione: *Very angry* WHAT KIND OF TEACHERS ARE YOU? WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING EDUCATIONAL!
Ron: Don't jynx it, Hermione!
Crystal: =D Onto charms! Let's go!
~~~
Crystal: Alright, alright. Today we will learn the Conjuring Charm! All you hafta do is snap your fingers, and the person of your choice will appear. Observe! *Snaps her fingers and Kira and Rei appear*
Kira: Rei!
Rei: Kira! *Kira and Rei hug*
Yusuke: Ooh! Ooh! I know who I wanna summon! *Snaps fingers and nothing happens* -_- It's not working.
Crystal: o____O That's because you can't do it. Only the authors can.
Yusuke: THEN WHAT WAS THE POINT OF TELLING US THAT?!
Hermione: So that we would have the knowledge. Knowledge is power!
Yusuke: -_- But it ain't doin' me any good.
Crystal: I'll do it for you. *Snaps fingers and Keiko appears*
Keiko: *Looks frightened* Where am I? *Looks around* Yusuke?
Yusuke: Hey Keiko! ^____^
Twilight: *Slays Keiko*
Yusuke: Hey! What was that for?! *Double take* Oh well, now she can't hit me anymore.
Keiko's Ghost: YUSUKE URAMESHI, YOU -BEEP-ING -BEEP- I AM GOING TO -BEEP- YOU -BEEP-!!!
Twilight: *Races with Hiei to kill Keiko's Ghost* *Somehow gets there first*
Everyone: YAY!
Kira/Rei: *Blinkblink* ...
Crystal: O.O Um...just start making out, okay?
Rei: *Shrugs* Okay! *Kisses Kira*
Starlight: THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A HP/LOTR CROSSOVER!
Crystal: *Slaps the back of her head*
Starlight: O.O MEEEEEEP!!!!
Crystal: HEY!!! NOT FAIR! You said anime crossover in the title!
Starlight: O.O BUT I WANNA SEE SNAPE DOING THE BALLET! *Snaps fingers*
Snape: We represent the Lullaby League, the Lullaby League, the Lullaby League. And in the name of the Lullaby Leeaague, we wish to welcome you to munchkin land! *Pirouettes and bows*
Starlight: That's getting boring. Do something else I command you!
Snape: *Suddenly realizes he is wearing a tutu* *Faces turns purple* WHO DID THIS TO ME???
Starlight: Eh...erm...LET'S WASH SNAPE'S HAIR!!!
Crystal: Yeah!!!
Starlight: *Gets out a bunch of shampoos* What flavor should we use? We have Ocean Breeze, Coconut, Honey and Milk, Cherry Blossom, Green Apple...
Lexie: Let's use Cherry Blossom!
Starlight: Yea! And let's curl his hair, too! And have Luna Lovegood style it!
Luna: *Pops up outta nowhere* What should I do?
Starlight: Oh, shuddup and wait your turn. *Rinses Snape's hair* Lalalalalala...Hey Twilight, why don't ya sing while we're washing Snape's hair?
Twilight: Sure! Of course! *In a deep, low singing voice* Down by the bay...
Crystal: *Covers Twilight's mouth* I have a better idea! If you want singing...*Snaps fingers*
Kenshin: *Starts doing the disco against his will* Oo-sha-la-la-oo-oo-sha- la-la-la...Breakout, two thousand-00 purple pokemon knockin on my door...So free now, I'm flippin' trippin' cartwheels in the breeze now...Like never before...My life is so wild like a child in a candy store...It's the same, so strange, like a game or a boy...You really got me going...You got me so I don't know what I'm doin'...Disco hippie got his head in the sand...Disco hippie got the world in his hand...Suppa sonic technotronic machine...!
DISCLAIMER:
Crystal: We own nothing! Honest! ^-^;;
~~~
Lexie: Okay, now, first of all, let's make the ditzy blonde a ditzy bald guy. *Legolas' hair disappears* And now, Pansy, since you do ballet so terribly, you can go first!
Pansy: Accio! *Tries and fails to summon the Evil Sheep of Doom*
Lexie: ROAAAAAARRRRR!!! *Knocks out all Slytherins* Tut, tut! A hundred points from Slytherin for falling asleep in class! Now, as for you, Starlight...*Grows really big and Starlight shrinks down to mini-size* THE EVIL SHEEP OF DOOM DOES NOT DO THE KILLING! I DO THAT! Oh, yeah, Aragorn, you'd look much better in rainbow...*Aragorn's hair turns into a rainbow clown wig, and is now wearing a pink dress, as is Legolas*
Sheila: NOOOOOO!!! *Can't fix it*
Lexie: YEEEEEEESSSSSS!!! Now, time for Quidditch, where I am the teacher! Whopeeeee!
~~~On the Quidditch field~~~
Lexie: I am Professor Marrgoeffleubomm, and as a new Hogwarts regulation, you all have to ride through these flaming hoops and every time you hit one, your team loses a point. This will add up. Slytherin first!
Malfoy: I'll go, Professor! *Hits all fifty hoops* That wasn't fair!!!
Lexie: Yes it was!! Go sit on the bench!! *Malfoy sits on the bench and grows long pink curly hair*
*All the other Slytherins hit all fifty hoops, and now they are in the negative 10,000,000's*
Lexie: Tsk, tsk! Did I mention that for every hoop you go through, you gain a point? Gryffindors, go, Hermione first!
Hermione: *Flies through all the hoops easily, as do all other Gryffindors*
Lexie: Okay, this is unfair, so you'll only get an extra 100 points!! Now, let's watch snape do it!!
Snape: I am good at this!! *Hits all hoops--twice*
Lexie: PTTTTT!!! *Blows a raspberry and flies through all the hoops, three times backwards* Off to Transfiguration!!
~~~In transfiguration~~~
Twilight: I will teach you how to turn Slytherins into woks! So, everyone draw a number from my wok! Slytherins, draw a green slip, and Gryffindors, take a red one. Now, match up! *Gryffindors and Slytherins match up*
Harry: Excellent! I get to turn Malfoy into a frying pan! *Gets hit by wok*
Twilight: It's called a WOK!
Harry: Sorry!
Twilight: Now, say "Wokkius Makarious" and hit the person five times, then kick them!
*All Gryffindors turn the Slytherins into green woks, and start hitting the woks on everything*
Twilight: Now, turn them back into humans with "Wokkius Endious."
Slytherins: OUCH!! *All bruised and battered*
Twilight: Now, for the next lesson in Transfiguration! But first...*Feeds Jin omelettes*
Jin: Yuuuuuuuum!
Twilight: *Is bored of omelette* GIVE ME CUSTARD!
Benjin: *Appears* One great place to get good custard is in Rhode Island, and another is in Missouri. *Disappears*
Starlight: *Randomly starts singing "Hello"* *The sky turns grey and all of a sudden life seems to suck to everyone* *Crystal appears outta nowhere and feeds everyone chocolate*
Starlight: NO!!! YOU RUINED THE EFFECT OF HELLO!
Harry: *Tries to talk, but can't open his mouth* GMGMGMGGGGGGGGGGMMMMM!!!!!!!!
Starlight: *Sighs* That's better. Twilight, go on with your lesson.
Twilight: Anyway, now we will learn how to transform eggs into...*Thrilling music plays*
Hermione: Oh, Lordy, this is not going to be good.
Twilight: Custard! =D
Everyone: -_-'
Twilight: Say "Custardius Changius." *Eggs turn into custard* Yay! Custard! *Starts gobbling it all up*
Hiei: This is degrading.
Yusuke: This is making me hungry.
Harry: We've never had classes this...interesting before.
Hermione: It's terrible! We're not learning anything!
Starlight: YOU'RE LEARNING HOW TO MAKE CUSTARD YOU IDIOT!!! *Bounces up and down* Is it lemon?? I looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooove lemon custard!
Yusuke: *Blinks* What's custard?
Crystal: Yeah, I've heard of it, but I've never had it or seen it.
Twilight: ^____^ Custard!
Starlight: *Eats lemon custard* *Kills Hiei*
Crystal: *GASP!* WHAT KIND OF FANGIRL ARE YOU??
Twilight: Rabid.
Starlight: I'm not exactly a Hiei fangirl anymore. I met him in another dimension. We talked. He was cool. ^-^
Crystal: If he's cool, why'd you kill him? o.O
Starlight: *Brings him back to life* I dunno, I felt like it. *Gets into a fight with Hiei*
Hermione: You're our teachers! You aren't supposed to fight!
Hiei: *Glares at Hermione*
Starlight: *Glares at Hermione*
Hermione: *Has the nervous feeling Hiei will kill her* *Hides behind a book*
Yusuke: Get on with this stupid thing already!
Twilight: LEGOLAS, QUIT BRUSHING YOUR HAIR!
Legolas: O_O *Hides the brush* I was doing no such thing!
Crystal: Wow, you should really get together with Kurama and talk about your hair. *Snaps and Kurama appears, brushing his hair*
Kurama: O_O What?! *Hides the brush*
Starlight: *Starts talking to Hiei* *Kisses Hiei on the cheek*
Yusuke: *Takes multiple pictures of Starlight kissing Hiei* All the wonderful blackmail...
Starlight: I only kissed his cheek!!!!
Hiei: *Kills Yusuke*
Yusuke: *Comes back to life* Why not kill her?
Hiei: *Glares*
Starlight: I have a name y'know! STARLIGHT, I TELL YOU, STARLIGHT!
Legolas/Kurama: *Discussing the pros and cons of wearing your hair in a ponytail vs. wearing it down*
Twilight: *Is bored and starts discussing with Legolas and Kurama* Yeah, it works if you put it in a ponytail, but it's even neater if you braid it.
Legolas: You can braid your own hair! Wow!
Twilight: It's not that hard. All you have to do is separate it like so...*Demonstrates*
Kurama/Legolas/Twilight: *Start talking really fast about different hairstyles*
Hiei/Sheila: *Discussing ways to kill people*
Crystal: *Joins in with Hiei and Sheila cause she's feeling pissed*
Hermione: STOPIT! WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE LEARNING STUFF! o____O
Starlight: *Kills Hermione*
Ron: *Tries to kill Starlight*
Hermione: *Comes back to life* That was very dangerous! But I learned a lot! O.o
Everyone but Starlight/Hermione/Hiei: O.o
Starlight: *Looks at Hiei*
Yusuke: *Eyes camera*
Malfoy: This is stupid. I'm going back to the common room.
Starlight: *Eyes start glowing, charter marks appear outta nowhere*
Malfoy: *Catches fire*
Starlight: Sit, fool!
Malfoy: *Yelps* *Sits*
Twilight: *Is bored of talking about hair* *Drags Legolas and Kurama over to discussion about killing people*
Legolas: The most people I've killed in one session was...*Counts on fingers* 124 people! *Smug smile* One more than Gimli.
Gimli: Hmph.
Twilight: *Eyes light up* Hehehe.
Kenshin: *Appears*
Twilight: *Pounces on him and ties him up*
Kenshin: Oro?!
Twilight: Ha! I will torture you, sword-wielding hippie, by making you listen to our conversation about...KILLING! *Evil, sinister music plays*
Kenshin: Oro?!
Twilight: You heard me! KI-*Starlight smothers her* *Holy music plays* *Breaks loose* Damare!
Crystal: No! Better ideas! Let's make Kenshin dress like a REAL hippie! ^_______^
Lexie: NO! NO HIPPIES!
Crystal/Starlight/Twilight: *Not listening to Lexie*
Crystal: I'll take hair!
Starlight: I'll take wardrobe!
Twilight: I'll take...um...OTHER STUFF! =D
Crystal/Starlight/Twilight: *Get to work*
Lexie: Grr...NO HIPPIES! HIPPIES BAD!
Kenshin: ^-^x;; There's no need for this, that there isn't!
Starlight: *Finishes wardrobe*
Kenshin: ^-^x;;
Starlight/Hiei: *Leaves room*
*Fighting noises heard from outside*
Yusuke: *Leaves room* *Comes back, laughing* I need my camera...Hiei fighting a girl...
Starlight: *Enters room* *Slaps Yusuke* That felt good. Now...*Sets Hiei in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean* *Calls all the animals to attack him*
Kurama: Fire and water, interesting combination...
Starlight: *Tries to kill Kurama* COMBINATION??? WHAT THE HECK???
Hiei: *Reappears* Hn. Baka ningen.
Starlight: AAARGH!!! *Fights with Hiei* *Tries to kill him*
Yusuke: *Returns, severely injured, chibified* *Un-chibifies* *Looks at Starlight and Hiei fighting* Wasn't that girl a Hiei fangirl?
Starlight: *Kills Yusuke for calling her "that girl"*
Yusuke: Stop doing that!
Starlight: No. And I'm not necessarily a fangirl.
Yusuke: *Eyes developed film*
Starlight: *Hisses* AVADA KE-
Hermione: *Gasps* That's an unforgivable curse!
Starlight: *Glares at Yusuke and Hiei* All the more reason to use it...*Hisses at both of them*
Hiei: Fool. You cannot kill me.
Starlight: Oh really? Watch me.
Hiei: *Dodges Starlight, lunges to attack*
Starlight: *Dodges Hiei, lunges to attack*
*And so on....*
Everyone but Hiei, Starlight, and the class: -_-;;
Class: O.O
Crystal: *Wonders what the heck Starlight's problem is for doing such stupid stuff* *Finishes Kenshin's hair, which is now down by his side and has a hippie headband-thing in it*
Twilight: *Starts playing with Kenshin's hair*
Bell: *Riiiiiing*
Harry: o____O Since when were there bells at Hogwarts?
Twilight: Since you lost your mind.
Harry: Oh...WAIT, I NEVER LOST MY MIND!
Starlight: *While trying to kill Hiei* You keep thinking that...
Hermione: *Very angry* WHAT KIND OF TEACHERS ARE YOU? WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING EDUCATIONAL!
Ron: Don't jynx it, Hermione!
Crystal: =D Onto charms! Let's go!
~~~
Crystal: Alright, alright. Today we will learn the Conjuring Charm! All you hafta do is snap your fingers, and the person of your choice will appear. Observe! *Snaps her fingers and Kira and Rei appear*
Kira: Rei!
Rei: Kira! *Kira and Rei hug*
Yusuke: Ooh! Ooh! I know who I wanna summon! *Snaps fingers and nothing happens* -_- It's not working.
Crystal: o____O That's because you can't do it. Only the authors can.
Yusuke: THEN WHAT WAS THE POINT OF TELLING US THAT?!
Hermione: So that we would have the knowledge. Knowledge is power!
Yusuke: -_- But it ain't doin' me any good.
Crystal: I'll do it for you. *Snaps fingers and Keiko appears*
Keiko: *Looks frightened* Where am I? *Looks around* Yusuke?
Yusuke: Hey Keiko! ^____^
Twilight: *Slays Keiko*
Yusuke: Hey! What was that for?! *Double take* Oh well, now she can't hit me anymore.
Keiko's Ghost: YUSUKE URAMESHI, YOU -BEEP-ING -BEEP- I AM GOING TO -BEEP- YOU -BEEP-!!!
Twilight: *Races with Hiei to kill Keiko's Ghost* *Somehow gets there first*
Everyone: YAY!
Kira/Rei: *Blinkblink* ...
Crystal: O.O Um...just start making out, okay?
Rei: *Shrugs* Okay! *Kisses Kira*
Starlight: THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A HP/LOTR CROSSOVER!
Crystal: *Slaps the back of her head*
Starlight: O.O MEEEEEEP!!!!
Crystal: HEY!!! NOT FAIR! You said anime crossover in the title!
Starlight: O.O BUT I WANNA SEE SNAPE DOING THE BALLET! *Snaps fingers*
Snape: We represent the Lullaby League, the Lullaby League, the Lullaby League. And in the name of the Lullaby Leeaague, we wish to welcome you to munchkin land! *Pirouettes and bows*
Starlight: That's getting boring. Do something else I command you!
Snape: *Suddenly realizes he is wearing a tutu* *Faces turns purple* WHO DID THIS TO ME???
Starlight: Eh...erm...LET'S WASH SNAPE'S HAIR!!!
Crystal: Yeah!!!
Starlight: *Gets out a bunch of shampoos* What flavor should we use? We have Ocean Breeze, Coconut, Honey and Milk, Cherry Blossom, Green Apple...
Lexie: Let's use Cherry Blossom!
Starlight: Yea! And let's curl his hair, too! And have Luna Lovegood style it!
Luna: *Pops up outta nowhere* What should I do?
Starlight: Oh, shuddup and wait your turn. *Rinses Snape's hair* Lalalalalala...Hey Twilight, why don't ya sing while we're washing Snape's hair?
Twilight: Sure! Of course! *In a deep, low singing voice* Down by the bay...
Crystal: *Covers Twilight's mouth* I have a better idea! If you want singing...*Snaps fingers*
Kenshin: *Starts doing the disco against his will* Oo-sha-la-la-oo-oo-sha- la-la-la...Breakout, two thousand-00 purple pokemon knockin on my door...So free now, I'm flippin' trippin' cartwheels in the breeze now...Like never before...My life is so wild like a child in a candy store...It's the same, so strange, like a game or a boy...You really got me going...You got me so I don't know what I'm doin'...Disco hippie got his head in the sand...Disco hippie got the world in his hand...Suppa sonic technotronic machine...!