Chapter Two: My Kind Editor...
Ryou's Dad: ~Is taking notes~ So you are saying that you were a tomb-robber and was able to break into the Pharaoh's tomb, steal all his treasures, and escape alive?!
Bakura: ~Smug look~ Yep.
R/D: How did you manage to get through all of those traps? When my Ex- partner and I explored the remains of it, my ex-partner died! Ooooo it was terrible... Some weird acid stuff spilled onto him when he opened a door, and it devoured him completely.
Ryou: Father, that's sick!
R/D: Sorry, but it's true.
Bakura: O_________O And to think I could have suffered the same fate if I hadn't decided to take a piss...
R/D: So, er... thanks for your time,
Ryou: ~looking at his dad's notes~ A lot of the information here is wrong.
R/D: So can you correct it for me?
Ryou: O___O
Bakura: Do it yourself!
R/D: I'll pay you, ~Holds up money~
Bakura: ~Makes a grab for it but misses~
R/D: if you tell me more about ancient Egypt
Bakura: You've got a deal.
Ryou: I'm calling Yugi and Yami to help us! ^__^ ~Picks up phone~
Bakura: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
~20 minutes later~
The YGO gang: Hey Ryou!
Ryou: What are all of you doing here?
R/D: Don't worry, the more the merrier!
Ryou: --_____--'
Seto: I don't have a millennium item Ryou, why am I here?
Ryou: ~is thinking: Yugi must have called the others over too! ^__^~ Uh... I-
Mokuba: YAY SUGAR BAGS!!! ~Picks up conveniently located bag of sugar and dumps its contents into his mouth, then reaches for another one.~
Seto: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!! ~Starts a tug of war by trying to pry the sugar-bag from Mokuba's hands~
Mokuba: ~Pulls harder~
Seto: ~pulls even harder~ I NEED REINFORCEMENTS!!!
Yugi: ~Shrugs and helps Kaiba~ Man, he's tough for a little guy. Maybe Joey should help.
Joey: I'm not helping that spoilt brat! ~Helps Mokuba pull harder~ Sugar ain't that bad!
Tristan: No, sugar is evil! ~Helps Kaiba pull harder~
Malik: This is all I have to say: I HATE YOU KAIBA!!! Thank you. ~Helps Mokuba~
Yami: ~looks at the chaos before him and scratches his head~ hmmm which side should I join?
EVOE Ryou, Bakura, Yami and Ryou's Dad-Who is currently in the bathroom- (don't ask): JOIN US!!!
Joey: Join the winning side, Yami! Mokuba deserves freedom. The freedom to consume sugar!!!
Yami: You make a persuasive argument! ~Helps Mokuba too~
Mokuba: HAR HAR HAR Four against three! Surrender when you can!
Ryou: It's the sugar... --_--
Seto: OKAY, HERE IS THE DEAL. IF YOU JOIN MY SIDE, I WILL PAY YOU 2, 00,000 YEN EACH!!!
Yugi: Sorry Mokuba. Need the money. Got problems with Ushio... You'll understand. ~Runs over to Seto and starts pulling~
Tristan: He's got a point. ~Helps Kaiba~
Seto: Suckers...
Joey: What was that?
Seto: O___O Nothing...
Mokuba: *Shrugs* ~Lets go of sugar bag~
Yugi, Yami, Joey, Tristan, Malik and Seto: ~Goes flying backwards~
Mokuba: ~Grabs another sugar bag~
Seto: No... ~Falls over~
Yami: Why on earth does Ryou keep heaps of sugar bags in his dining room?
Ryou: Bakura...
Bakura: What's wrong with sugar?
Seto: EVERYTHINGS WRONG WITH SUGAR! ~Tackles Bakura~
Téa: Hey hey, take it easy, we're all friends right?
Malik: No one asked you, so shut up!
Téa: But we should all be friends, because friends are good... blah blah blah blah ...and that's why friends are good...
Malik: Shut up!!!
Tristan: *groans* ~Gives Joey money~
Ryou: Why are you giving Joey money, Tristan?
Joey: Err... Hey look Ryou over there! I think Yugi wants you!
Ryou: Ok. ~Walks over to Yugi~
Joey: Man that was close...
Ryou: You wanted me?
Yugi: ? uh... yes... Why are we here?
Ryou: Oh! Sorry, I forgot to tell you. All the distractions, you see.
Yugi: I understand.
Ryou: So anyways you remember that I told you I was going to tell my father about Bakura and explain everything.
Yugi: *nods*
Ryou: My father gave us a job offer.
Yugi: Really?
Ryou: Lets sit down and I'll explain.
Yugi: ~hears shouts coming from the dining room~ I have a feeling that things aren't going well over there...
Ryou: Lets go ~Both run into dining room to find a TNA wrestling match between Malik and Téa~ Holy...
Joey + Tristan + Mokuba + Bakura + Yami + Ryou's Dad: FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT...
Ryou: ~In a very quiet voice~ Quiet!
EVOE Yugi: ~Don't hear a thing~
Ryou: ~Takes out microphone~ QUIET!
Everyone falls silent.
Ryou: ~Still using mike~ Good. My father has offered us a job. If we edit his notes on ancient Egypt, and tell him more about the history of the millennium items etc... Afterwards, he will give you a fair amount of money.
Malik: What's the point if Setos gonna give us more?
Seto: I lied about that
Malik: Oh
Yami: ~Slaps forehead~
Seto: No.
Ryou: ~Puppy-dog eyes~ Pleeeeeeese?
Seto: ~twitches~ No... must resist... cuteness... focus... brain shutting off... focus...... ~twitches more~
Mokuba: ~puppy-dog eyes~
Seto: Nooooooo... Yes.
Ryou: Thanks Seto now lets get started. We'll each get into twos and get a page. We can change stuff and add things. ~Gives out notes~
Malik: -___-' I never agreed to this... ~snatches paper and grabs a pen~
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(--------------) Notes by Bakura
/--------------/ Notes by Yami Atem: The Pharaoh of Egypt. /Meee!/ The holder of the Millennium Puzzle (I will steal it one day! *Laughs insanely*) and the one who sealed away the shadow games for thousands of years. Smart, kind and resourceful Pharaoh Atem is a worthy ruler. (I doubt that.)
Bakura (The thief king): The greatest thief of that time, (Thank you but its Bakura-sama, Thief King, you fools!) Bakura was the arch-enemy of the Pharaoh /you can say that again/. Holder of the millennium ring, he had magical abilities and immense powers. His soul-monster, Diabondo is a powerful creature which can match up to the three Egyptian gods. (~Smirks proudly~ Ha ha my paragraph is longer than the Pharaoh's!) He is now the spirit of the Millennium Ring. /Duuuuuuuuuuuuuh/
Mahaado: Mahaado was one of the high priests (~in sing-song voice~ I killlllled Mahaaaado and stole his riiiiing) in the pharaoh's court. In a battle against Bakura, Mahaado fused with his 'Ba' 'Ka'-Magician of Illusions, to form the Dark Magician. (Ba+Ka= Baka. Mahaado was a fool) Mahaado was the most faithful to the Pharaoh /*nods*/ and assisted in the fight against the High Priest Seto.
Isis: The only female priest (Guys rock.) Owner of the Millennium Necklace witch gives the user the power of premonition (AND SHE COULDN'T EVEN BEAT KAIBA!!!). /THE FORTUNE TELLER OF DOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!/
Shadi: No info yet. Holder of the Millennium Key. /He's creepy/ (Who am I kidding? He's a bald dork in a bathrobe!) /When you say it that way, he isn't that creepy after all ^__________^/
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Ryou's Dad: ~Is taking notes~ So you are saying that you were a tomb-robber and was able to break into the Pharaoh's tomb, steal all his treasures, and escape alive?!
Bakura: ~Smug look~ Yep.
R/D: How did you manage to get through all of those traps? When my Ex- partner and I explored the remains of it, my ex-partner died! Ooooo it was terrible... Some weird acid stuff spilled onto him when he opened a door, and it devoured him completely.
Ryou: Father, that's sick!
R/D: Sorry, but it's true.
Bakura: O_________O And to think I could have suffered the same fate if I hadn't decided to take a piss...
R/D: So, er... thanks for your time,
Ryou: ~looking at his dad's notes~ A lot of the information here is wrong.
R/D: So can you correct it for me?
Ryou: O___O
Bakura: Do it yourself!
R/D: I'll pay you, ~Holds up money~
Bakura: ~Makes a grab for it but misses~
R/D: if you tell me more about ancient Egypt
Bakura: You've got a deal.
Ryou: I'm calling Yugi and Yami to help us! ^__^ ~Picks up phone~
Bakura: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
~20 minutes later~
The YGO gang: Hey Ryou!
Ryou: What are all of you doing here?
R/D: Don't worry, the more the merrier!
Ryou: --_____--'
Seto: I don't have a millennium item Ryou, why am I here?
Ryou: ~is thinking: Yugi must have called the others over too! ^__^~ Uh... I-
Mokuba: YAY SUGAR BAGS!!! ~Picks up conveniently located bag of sugar and dumps its contents into his mouth, then reaches for another one.~
Seto: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!! ~Starts a tug of war by trying to pry the sugar-bag from Mokuba's hands~
Mokuba: ~Pulls harder~
Seto: ~pulls even harder~ I NEED REINFORCEMENTS!!!
Yugi: ~Shrugs and helps Kaiba~ Man, he's tough for a little guy. Maybe Joey should help.
Joey: I'm not helping that spoilt brat! ~Helps Mokuba pull harder~ Sugar ain't that bad!
Tristan: No, sugar is evil! ~Helps Kaiba pull harder~
Malik: This is all I have to say: I HATE YOU KAIBA!!! Thank you. ~Helps Mokuba~
Yami: ~looks at the chaos before him and scratches his head~ hmmm which side should I join?
EVOE Ryou, Bakura, Yami and Ryou's Dad-Who is currently in the bathroom- (don't ask): JOIN US!!!
Joey: Join the winning side, Yami! Mokuba deserves freedom. The freedom to consume sugar!!!
Yami: You make a persuasive argument! ~Helps Mokuba too~
Mokuba: HAR HAR HAR Four against three! Surrender when you can!
Ryou: It's the sugar... --_--
Seto: OKAY, HERE IS THE DEAL. IF YOU JOIN MY SIDE, I WILL PAY YOU 2, 00,000 YEN EACH!!!
Yugi: Sorry Mokuba. Need the money. Got problems with Ushio... You'll understand. ~Runs over to Seto and starts pulling~
Tristan: He's got a point. ~Helps Kaiba~
Seto: Suckers...
Joey: What was that?
Seto: O___O Nothing...
Mokuba: *Shrugs* ~Lets go of sugar bag~
Yugi, Yami, Joey, Tristan, Malik and Seto: ~Goes flying backwards~
Mokuba: ~Grabs another sugar bag~
Seto: No... ~Falls over~
Yami: Why on earth does Ryou keep heaps of sugar bags in his dining room?
Ryou: Bakura...
Bakura: What's wrong with sugar?
Seto: EVERYTHINGS WRONG WITH SUGAR! ~Tackles Bakura~
Téa: Hey hey, take it easy, we're all friends right?
Malik: No one asked you, so shut up!
Téa: But we should all be friends, because friends are good... blah blah blah blah ...and that's why friends are good...
Malik: Shut up!!!
Tristan: *groans* ~Gives Joey money~
Ryou: Why are you giving Joey money, Tristan?
Joey: Err... Hey look Ryou over there! I think Yugi wants you!
Ryou: Ok. ~Walks over to Yugi~
Joey: Man that was close...
Ryou: You wanted me?
Yugi: ? uh... yes... Why are we here?
Ryou: Oh! Sorry, I forgot to tell you. All the distractions, you see.
Yugi: I understand.
Ryou: So anyways you remember that I told you I was going to tell my father about Bakura and explain everything.
Yugi: *nods*
Ryou: My father gave us a job offer.
Yugi: Really?
Ryou: Lets sit down and I'll explain.
Yugi: ~hears shouts coming from the dining room~ I have a feeling that things aren't going well over there...
Ryou: Lets go ~Both run into dining room to find a TNA wrestling match between Malik and Téa~ Holy...
Joey + Tristan + Mokuba + Bakura + Yami + Ryou's Dad: FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT...
Ryou: ~In a very quiet voice~ Quiet!
EVOE Yugi: ~Don't hear a thing~
Ryou: ~Takes out microphone~ QUIET!
Everyone falls silent.
Ryou: ~Still using mike~ Good. My father has offered us a job. If we edit his notes on ancient Egypt, and tell him more about the history of the millennium items etc... Afterwards, he will give you a fair amount of money.
Malik: What's the point if Setos gonna give us more?
Seto: I lied about that
Malik: Oh
Yami: ~Slaps forehead~
Seto: No.
Ryou: ~Puppy-dog eyes~ Pleeeeeeese?
Seto: ~twitches~ No... must resist... cuteness... focus... brain shutting off... focus...... ~twitches more~
Mokuba: ~puppy-dog eyes~
Seto: Nooooooo... Yes.
Ryou: Thanks Seto now lets get started. We'll each get into twos and get a page. We can change stuff and add things. ~Gives out notes~
Malik: -___-' I never agreed to this... ~snatches paper and grabs a pen~
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(--------------) Notes by Bakura
/--------------/ Notes by Yami Atem: The Pharaoh of Egypt. /Meee!/ The holder of the Millennium Puzzle (I will steal it one day! *Laughs insanely*) and the one who sealed away the shadow games for thousands of years. Smart, kind and resourceful Pharaoh Atem is a worthy ruler. (I doubt that.)
Bakura (The thief king): The greatest thief of that time, (Thank you but its Bakura-sama, Thief King, you fools!) Bakura was the arch-enemy of the Pharaoh /you can say that again/. Holder of the millennium ring, he had magical abilities and immense powers. His soul-monster, Diabondo is a powerful creature which can match up to the three Egyptian gods. (~Smirks proudly~ Ha ha my paragraph is longer than the Pharaoh's!) He is now the spirit of the Millennium Ring. /Duuuuuuuuuuuuuh/
Mahaado: Mahaado was one of the high priests (~in sing-song voice~ I killlllled Mahaaaado and stole his riiiiing) in the pharaoh's court. In a battle against Bakura, Mahaado fused with his 'Ba' 'Ka'-Magician of Illusions, to form the Dark Magician. (Ba+Ka= Baka. Mahaado was a fool) Mahaado was the most faithful to the Pharaoh /*nods*/ and assisted in the fight against the High Priest Seto.
Isis: The only female priest (Guys rock.) Owner of the Millennium Necklace witch gives the user the power of premonition (AND SHE COULDN'T EVEN BEAT KAIBA!!!). /THE FORTUNE TELLER OF DOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!/
Shadi: No info yet. Holder of the Millennium Key. /He's creepy/ (Who am I kidding? He's a bald dork in a bathrobe!) /When you say it that way, he isn't that creepy after all ^__________^/
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DM-Gal: Pages 2/3/4/5? Will be in the next chappie. Please review!