Hey all, Freed yet again. Um, it was really awesome seeing you guys' reactions to my fics, and I hope you come back without flamers!!

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Anyways, on with the fic

Tori Hanson sees a very upset Cam running off the stage, and wonders what's going on, as she walks onto the stage and takes the only vacant chair under a spotlight.

"Know your stars.........know your stars..........know your stars.........know your stars........."

"Tori Hanson.......she's in love with a fish."

"Okay, why would I be in love with a fish? I'm in love with.........someone else," she says nervously.

"Uh-huh....... Tori Hanson..........she is a fish."

"What? Why would I be a fish if I'm here right now? Fish don't breathe air. I'm breathing air," she counters.

"Tori Hanson...........she wants Blake to marry her."

"That's.......not totally true," she says, and is now extremely embarrassed.

"Sure, that would explain the blushing."

"Tori Hanson............she wants monkey children."

"What? Now that's insane. Why? Are you even listening?"

"Now you know Tori Hanson."

Tori shakes her head and says, "No they don't, they only know false and hurtful rumors."