Hey, I'm sorry I offended anyone with the monkey-children thing, what I meant to say was actual monkeys. She wants actual monkeys. I'm very sorry if I have offended anyone and I hope you forgive me.

Now, on with the fic!

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Dustin Brooks is standing sitting under a hot spotlight in a chair in the center of an empty stage.

"Know your stars........know your stars............know your stars..........know your stars......"

"Dustin Brooks......His sure name is Brocoli."

"Huh?" Dustin asks, "What are you talking about?"

"Dustin Brooks.........He loves his bike."

"Well," Dustin says, "Finally something true."

"Did I also mention that it has training-wheels?"

"No...Hey, what? I do not have training wheels."

"Dustin Brooks......He loves Tori."

"Well, she is my friend, but I don't love her."

"Dustin Brooks.........Why are you blushing?"

"I'm not blushing.....Hey, don't I know you?" he asks.

"Dustin Brooks........fell for Marah when she was messing with him."

"Yeah, that's true, too," he says.

"Then he still likes her even then."

"Okay, that is definitely not true. I can't stand her!"

"Dustin Brooks...........he's the lemon ranger."

"What? No. I'm the Ninja of Earth. Not the Lemon Ninja. That's just plain dumb."

"Dustin Brooks......Are you calling me stupid?"

"Well, no, b .........."

"Dustin Brooks.......How can you be so mean?"

"I'm s...."

"Don't you've said enough."

Muffled crying is heard.

"I'm really sorry if I offended you in any way."

"Dustin Brooks.....He's a heartless meanie."

"No I'm not! It was an accident."

"Now you know Dustin Brooks, the heartless meanie."

"No they don't!! I'm really sorry I hurt your feelings!!!! Come back!"