A/N:

Becci: Maz, where did you go?

*silence*

Becci: Maz, this ain't funny.

Maz: no cakes . . . cakes . . . *sitting in corner shiverring*

Beci: o...k then . . . *backs away* anyway, hey folks! welcome back to another edition of my very wierd, stupid, getting less funny fan fic!

Maz: you find that funny? locked in a house with no cakes?! your sick!

Zoe: *runs across the screen* i'm gonna get you done i am!

(only my mates would get that . . . )

Becci: Oh, the horror . . . remind me to run, Anyway carry on . . .

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Chapter 2 - Theres just . . . One more thing

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Joey: What are we goign to do? no cakes . . .

Mai: no cakes = no happy nights for Mai

Isis: Nights? i find mornings better . . .

Yugi: Huh?

Isis/Mai: SHUT UP YUGI!

Téa: hey, leave him alone!

*Joey runs out at the start of a fight*

Rogue: c'mon guys, we jus have too work together, and- er . . . oh who am i kidding? WE'RE ALL GONNA' DIE!

Mokuba: seto, she's right, don't let me die in hereeee! *grabs onto seto's leg* i'm too young to die!

Kaiba: Your nto goign to die Mokuba!

Serenity: Has anyone tried opening the door yet and walking out?

*they all look at each other then all run to the door and try to open it but it's locked*

Yugi: ook . . . well, now what?

Joey: *comes running in* there's just one mroe thing guys . . .

Kaiba: what now Mutt?

Joey: there . . . there . . . *bursts out crying* theres onyl one bed!

*everyone looks at each other then starts screaming*

Yami: *comes out* stay calm everyone!

Joey: oh, and another thing . . .

Jessie: What?

Joey: There's a big scarey bird in the other room . . .

Isis: *sighs* what are you on Joey?

Marik: I'll go and kill it!

Jessie: *grabs him* no! it's one of eaths maginificent creatures, all it needs is love and care . . . and maybe some day it, in turn will love you. we must learn to respect god's creatures-

Bakura: *to Marik* you get the knife, i'll get the bag . . .

*Bakura and Marik walk out*

Rogue: but guys, we still don't know what too do!

Mokuba: well, i'm hungry, lets go get some food!

Joey: i like that idea! hey wait- theres just ONE more thing

Everyone: SHUT UP JOEY!

*They all walk into the kitchen where they see Bakura and Marik walking into the bathroom with a bag whisteling*

Jessie: Hmm . . . wonder what thier doing . . . ?

Rogue: close your eyes Jess

*funny noises come from the bathroom*

Bakura: i can't get it out!

Marik: it's got stuck!

Bakura: try and stab it then . . . !

Marik: ow . . . that was my hand . . .

Mokuba: Seto, what's going on?

Kaiba: i'll tell you whne your older . . . *shudders*

Tristan: Hey guys where's all the food?

Téa: *chewing something* i don't know . . . Everyone is a suspect . . .

Rogue: oh Jesus! it's like flippin' big Brother!!!

Jessie: Could Yami please report to the diary room . . .

Yami *slaps his forehead* this is going to be a lonnnng day . . .

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