A/N:

Becci: *drinking vodka* in this chapter, stuff happens

Maz: wow, really?

Becci: yes

-wind blows.-

Maz: like what?

Becci: dunno' things get blown up

Maz: Why?

Becci: because i feel liek it, and i can do whatever i want *evil laughs*

Maz: *moves away* yess . . .

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Chapter 3 - BLOW IT UP!!!

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-Jessie walks into the living room were the gang are sat down-

Rogue: What did you find J?

Jessie: Peanut butter, Marmite or a can of mussy peas or some dog food . . .

Joey: OoOoOoO! DOG FOOD! ^____________^

Mai: i'm ashamed . . .

Jessie: *throws the tin of dog food to Joey*

Kaiba: *gets out mobile and calls for a pizza*

Mai: you have a mobile?! well then why don't you just call 999 and get us outta' here!

Kaiba: *shrugs* because i took over the callline for 999 so now no one can get in touch with the emergancy services ^________________________________________________________________________^

Mokuba: Oh seto! yor sooo cool! *worships him*

-outside, the world is on fire and is being taken over by evil monkeys-

Yugi: huh?

All: *anime fall*

Jessie: so, what do you all suggest we do with this mingin' food?

Bakura: BLOW IT UP ^_____^

Tea: and how will that help? we nned a plan

Marik: i like Balura's Plan!!! ^______^

Tea: NONONO!

Yami: Tea your annoying me!!!

Tea: and what'cha gonna' do about it?

Bakura: BLOW HER UP!!!

Marik: ^________^ *throws TNT in Tea's mouth and her head blows off*

Kaiba: that's justice!

Yugi: Violence is wrong . . .

-Tea's head come back to life and starts chaising Marik round the room-

Bakura: BLOW IT UP! BLOW IT UP!

Marik: i can't!

-it chaises him out of the room and Bakura follows-

Rogue: o...k O.O

Jessie: soo...about this food . . .

-Yami is in his bedrom ironing his leather pants and listening to willl Young-

Rogue: i hate that music . . .

Bakura: BLOW IT UP!!!

Rogue: is that your answer for everything?!

Bakura: blwo it up?

Rogue: *rolls her eyes and walks off*

Tristan: Hey Yami, no ofense but that music is crap and gay and you smell!

Serenity: ^_______________________________^

Yami: WHAT?

Tristan: *begs for mercy* it was a dare! i swear! don't kill me!!!

Bakura: BLOW HIM UP!!!

Yami: i'll blow you up in a minute!!!

-Marik runs past being chaised by Tea's head-

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A/N:

Becci: *wearing nerd glasses* you know Maz, i just thought that this story is pointless

Maz: well, ain't you clever!

Becci: and that chapter was pointless

Maz: you are pointless

Becci: shut up!!! BLOW HER UP!!!

Maz: err . . . Riight . . .

-evil monkeys apear and start setting fire to everything and they are chaised off-