The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Monkeys.
Deku Tree: Yo! Navi was sup!
Navi: I liked you better when you spoke medieval.
Deku Tree: Now I'm mad cool Yo! Now go to that Gangsta with out a fairy so you can get away from me Dude!
Navi: Whatever
::: Navi travels through Kokiri field saying "Hey…..what's up" causing the Kokiri children to go into seizures:::
::: Dream Sequence::::
:::Hyrule gate opens:::
Ganondorf: I'm riding a pony….. I'm riding a pony…. hee hee hee.
:::trips over Link:::
Ganondorf: YOU RUINED MY HAPPINESS!!!!!! I WILL DESTROY YOU MWAHAHAHAHAA…. HEY…. WAKE UP….. HEY
:::Link's House fades into view::::
Link: I FINALLY HAVE A FAIRY!!!
Navi: Hey… what's up.
Link: (to self) NOOOOO IT'S THE ANNOYING ONE.
Navi: We have to see the Great Deku Tree we have to see him!!!!
Link: Ok ok
::::goes out side Saria comes out from out of nowhere::::
Saria: Hey I'm bored I'm gonna wait here until after you see the Great Deku Tree, ok.
:::Link nods:::
::::Link and Navi cross Kokiri forest toward Deku Tree::::
Navi: HEY LISTEN.
Link: What now!
Navi: We have to see the great Deku tree!
Link: I know, you've told me that 12345678912345667899990999 TIMES ALREADY!!!
:::Mido blocks them:
Navi: Hey! Aren't you gonna let us through. Come on, we need to get through, we need to see the Great Deku Tree come on-
Mido:::goes into seizure::: IT BURNS AHHHH.
Link continues through.
(A/N: This was a stupid chapter. I promise the next one will be better. I haven't played Ocarina in a while so this is at the top of my head. I'm not updating this during the weeks because my life is loaded with piano lessons and stuff but I do nothing on the weekends. I'm going to start my Ocarina game all over as soon as I submit this and write down ideas. Also I have a cold right now so I can't really think. I promise, next chapter will be better.)