Becci: *writting something* there! read this Max!

Maz: ok . . . and it's MAZ M-A-Z *takes and reads* . . . That's really good!

Becci: Be honest . . .

Maz: It's the worst thing i ever read in my life!

Becci: HEY! I DIDN'T SAY BE MEAN! *wacks with it*

Maz: AHHH!

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Chapter Four - The Garden War

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(People are sat around the house bored to death)

Jessie: We should really do something . . .

Mai: Like . . .?

Kaiba: HAVE A WAR!

Isis: Typical . . .

Rogue: No, he's right, we should have a war!

Jessie: HEY WHAT HAPPENED TO THE HIPPIE PARADOX!!!

Mokuba: A large space full of hippies?

Kaiba: *shudders* -_-

Jessie: Ok, shuv it smarty-pants! *pushes Mokuba into a cupboard and locks it*

Joey: Anyway tell me more about this war thing . . .?

Rogue: Well we could go into the garden and have a . . . paintballing war!!!

Serenity: ^_______________________________^

Tristan: But where we get the paintball guns from?

(Yami walks down stairs with tons of paintballing guns)

Yami: Hey guys !!! ^_^ i found this in the attic!

(they all attack him and grab the guns)

Yami: @_@ *Anime fall*

Kaiba: I DELCARE WAR BETWEEN BOYS AND GIRLS!!! TO THE GARDEN!!!

(They all run out to the garden, including Yami)

Mokuba: *knocks on cupboard* Umm . . . guys? . . . BIG BROTHER!!! . . . WAAAA @_@

(In the garden it's boys vs. girls in an intense game of paintball, boys are winning)

Téa: We need a plan!!

Mai: how about we just use you as a shield and run like hell?

Jessie: i like Mai's plan!

(They hold Téa up anjd she gets hit several times while the rest odf the girls blast the boys)

Joey: *eating pizza and shooting* That's not fair!!

Kaiba: did i say dogs could play? GET YOUR BUTT OUTTA HERE!!!

Joey: @_@ *Whimpers*

Isis: DIE YOU COCKY SONS OF BITCHS!!! *shoots and does an evil laugh* MWHAHAHA!

Mai: You tell 'em!!!

Rogue: This isn't as fun as i thought it would be . . .

Jessie: Well i said we should stick to the hippie paradoz . . . BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Rogue: *Anime fall*

(Everyone get's really bored and walks off till only kiaba is left shototing randomly aroudn the garden)

Kaiba: MWHAHAHAHAHA!! I'M THE KING!! *Shoots*

(Back in the house . . .)

Serenity: Has anyone seen Mokuba?

Jessie: No . . . WHY?!

Serenity No reason -_-

Rogue: *whispers to Jessie* Maybe she fancies him . . .

Jessie: *whispers back* No . . . TéA FANCIES HIM!!!

(Téa runs in in a towel)

Téa: Who said my name?

Rogue: Oh . . . No one . . .

Téa: Ok then, well i'm just going to go into this cupboard here and . . . put my towel back!

(She walks into the cupboard Mokuba was in and there's silence . . . for a while)

Mokuba: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

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Maz: and i say it again, rubbish . . .

Becci: Well i'd like to see you write better!

Maz: You ahve seen me write better . . .

Becci: Is the conversation pointless?

Maz: Yes!! she gets it!!! -_-

Becci: . . .*bangs head off table*