(A/N: Ok I had my Coke I feel much better now. Now the other chapter doesn't seem so bad but.. If you liked the last chapter, you'll love this one, and if you didn't like it then you might not like this one either. I'm trying to make this a funny parody. Not those ones where people have nothing else to write so they get all of the characters on drugs and stuff. I guarantee you a funny parody that does not reduce to such stupid lows. I also changed the Deku tree's dialogue, it's hard to talk gangsta.)

Disclamer: I OWN NOTHING!!!!! and I know where you live.

Link entered to see the Deku tree wearing sun glasses.

Navi: Great Deku Tree…. I'M BA-AK.

Great Deku Tree: Darn! *cough cough* (to Link)Yo was sap Homie G I'm the Great Deku Tree, Dude! That rhymed. I feel like an evil…feeling now. I'm dying and I need you to like…save me…blah blah blah blah blah……

:::Link falls asleep:::

Great Deku Tree: WAKE UP!!!!!

:::Link jumps awake:::

Great Deku Tree: GET IN MY BELLY!….YOU GET IN MY BELLY TOO NAVI!!!!

Link was swallowed by the Deku tree, which is really weird if you ask me. All of a sudden these plants with blue bulbs came up and started clicking and yapping.

Link: What do I do??

Navi: USE YOUR SWORD USE YOUR SWORD STUPID. HEY LISTEN WHATS UP USE YOUR SWORD!!!

Link: I would but…I DON'T HAVE ONE.

Navi: Why not why not why not Whhyyy not, take a crazy chance.

:::Link covers ears:::

Link: THE PAINFUL LYRICS OF HILARY DUFF. DO YOU WANT TO GET US KILLED WITH THE GREAT DEKU TREE.

Navi: Oh sorry.

Link: ANYWAY… Nintendo programmed us to find a sword and shield before we went to Mido but that was too boring so we gave him a seizure instead.

:::sword and shield appear in mid air:::

Link: Well that was strange.

:::Kills Deku Babas. Grabs Deku stick and a blue text box appears.:::

Blue Text Box: doo doo dodo YOU JUST GOT A DEKU STICK!!!!!

Link: Whoopdeedoo.

:::Link goes up some ladders and stuff::::

Navi: HEY LISTEN HEY LISTEN YO WHATS UP TALK TO ME IDIOT!.

Link: What do you want?

Navi: I just thought you should know that you can open a door by opening a door.

So Link solves some puzzles and stuff (A/N: I hate writing about dungeons. I only talk about dialogue. I will describe the people in the dungeons more.) Link beat Gohma and appears back where they started.

Great Deku Tree: Dude, that was totally radical man! But I fooled you. I'm gonna die anyway. Blah blah blah blah- LISTEN DUDE. This like Dude from like the beach decided to like slowly like turn me into like a chicken. He like wants the like…Legendary Triangle-Thingy. Like whatever that means. One time… there was like and Emmy award, and like an Academy Award, and like… a Grammy… and they like came to this land…blah blah blah blah…. DO I HEAR SNORING!!!!

:::Link awakens:::

Great Deku Tree: ANYWAY, leave the forest and see the Princess of Disney World..I mean Hyrule.

:::Deku Tree dies::::

Navi: You killed him! You killed him! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!

:::Deku Tree reincarnates:::

Great Deku Tree: Dude! I forgot to give you this *tosses Kokiri Emerald and dies again*

Link: SHINY!!!!

(A/N: I think I capture Navi's personality pretty well. Happy Easter Everyone! )