Becci: I'm running out of ideas really badly . . .

Maz: I never knew you had any. I mean, i'm suprised you even thought of a title . . . *Thinks* Actually, The House is a crappy title . . .

Becci: Shut up, what do you know?

Maz: Alot . . . *looks like she's plotting something*

(Some wierd girl with a scarf enters)

Chris'DirtyCheese: HEY! I'm chris' Dirty Cheese!

(Maz and Becci blink)

Chris'DirtyCheese: *Sigh* . . . Lizz?

Becci: OHHHHHHH! LIZZ! Have you come to give me more ideas?

Chris'DirtyCheese: God, i hope so, this thing is going downhill.

Maz: SEE!

Becci: Shut up!!!

Maz: *sulks* Fine! *goes into the corner to eat hippie cakes*

Chris'DirtyCheese: *shows Becci the scarf* Maybe this can give you some ideas . . .?

Becci: *looks at it and blinks* ^____________^ I KNOW! I'LL WRITE ABOUT CHEESE!

(Maz and Chris'DirtyCheese anime fall)

Chris'DirtyCheese: How the hell did you get cheese from the scarf!

Maz: DON'T QUESTION THE BECCI! -_-

Chris'DirtyCheese: @_@

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Chapter Four :: The Cheese Party

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*The gang are out in the garden*

Joey: I am soooooo bored, has it been a week yet?

Téa: Hae they forgotten about us? It seems like it's been years!

Mokuba: OH NO! WE'LL BE TRAPPED FOREVER! *grabs Kaiba's leg and cries*

Kaiba: *Shakes him off* God damnit Mokuba! your not going to die!

Jessie: Let's all do something to cheer us up!

Mai: Like what?

Jessie: LET'S EAT HIPPIE CAKES!!!

(Everyone groans)

Kaiba: Not the hippies . . . THE HIPPIES ARE COMING! *starts running around and then shoots himself*

Rogue: (Blinks) O . . . k, anyhoo, LET'S HAVE A CHEESE PARTY!!! ^_____________________________^

Isis: I beg your pardon? What's a cheese party?

Rogue: Where we all dress up as giant blocks of cheese and run around abnging into each other.

Jessie: YEY! LETS BRING HIPPIE CAKES!!

Tristan: *shakes Jessie* THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS HIPPIE CAKES!!!

(Jessie cries and runs off)

Yugi: Huh?

Mai: Oh for . . . come on, let's go get the parteh sorted!

(Eyeryone cheers and walks inside)

Bakura: What, the, hell . . .?

Marik: *Shrugs* shall we go get chininse food?

Bakura: Sounds good to me . . .

(They walk out the back gate to get take-out!)

*Meanwhile, Rogue and Jessie are discussing party plans . . .*

Jessie: *holding check list* Ok, Joey, Serenity and Téa are doing food, Mai and Isis are decorating, Bakura and Marik have gone somewhere, Kaiba shot himself, Tristan and Duke are making cheese block costumes and Yami is organizing the music!

Rogue: Good, that's sorted the- OH MY GOD !!! *Grabs Jessie and Shakes her* YAMI IN CHARGE OF MUSIC! ARE YOU CRAZY?!

Jessie: What!!

Rogue: Do you want ot be listening to . . . WILL YOUNG AND GARETHN GATES AND THE VENGA BOYZ AND . . . AND THE TELETUBBIES GREATEST CLASSICS ALL NIGHT!

Jessie: Oops, i never thought of that . . .

Rogue: *dies*

Jessie: Oh well . . . (walks off looking innocent)

*At the party, everyone is dressed up as bits of cheese and Will Yung is playign in the background, everyone is completely bored and Bakura and Marika re sat in the corner eating Chinise food*

Serenity: I can't move . . .

Isis: Can someone just tell me again why i'm dressed as a block of cheese in a house with people i hate . . .?

Joey: BECAUSE THE WRITTER IS A DEMENTED FREEEEEEEAK!

Yami: Come on everyone! It's Will Young!! ^______________________^

All: SCREAM!!! @_@

Yugi: Huh?

Yami: They don't understand Yugi . . . They will never understand . . .

*Yugi edges away . . .*

Rogue: Who wants cheese!!!

Joey: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *tries to eat it but can't because he is dressed as a giant cheeseball and he can't moove* AHHHHHH! *falls on floor and starts rolling around*

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Becci: I had to end it there, before someone got hurt, mainly me!

Chris'DirtyCheese: Youg otta admit that's just freaky . . .

Maz: Yeh!

Becci: Cming from the girl eating hippie cakes in the corner?

Maz: YEH! - Oh wait, that's me -_-

Chris'DirtyCheese: Told you you should have wrote about the scarf, but NOOOOOO!

Becci: Well,c heese, scarf, same thing!

Chris'DirtyCheese: Charf?

Maz: Mmmm Charf . . .

Chris'DirtyCheese & Becci: @_@