This is my 1st fic and it is about the random events of the Yu Gi Oh world Warning all of my fics are gonna be like that and I have a very immature sense of humour.... ^'^+ PLEASE review Be nice I'm too young to be flamed!!!! I don't own Yu Gi Oh. Heck, the computer I'm typing on isn't even mine.....

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ It was a lovely sunny day and a spiky haired 5000 year old spirit was walking down to

the chemist for his weekly hair gel bonanza.

"Hello Malik old chum" he said as he entered 'Ishtars' the local chemist.

"Hello Pharoah Yami you seem unusually cheerful this morning" said the white

haired boy at the counter.

"Thats right, I'm here for my weekly hair gel!" said Yami. "Oh and I'd also like

some rare and exotic mints and some...birth control pills," he said after a little

thought.

Malik handed some polos over the counter but paused at the second request.

"BIRTH CONTROL PILLS!!!" he yelled.

"Yeah I like the taste" explained Yami.

"Oh. Oh yeah I do too" said Malik, who had been hoping that Yami had finally got

himself a girlfriend.

"So where's my hairgel?" asked Yami.

"Well actually..we don't have any."

"WHAT????"

"Well... some Hondas came in earlier.."

"How many?"

(Yami knew that Honda had recently gone into a clonimg machine and accidentily

cloned himself 30 million times. And if each clone needed 2 pots of hair gel a day

that made... Yamis brain nearly exploded.)

"They took my entire stocks of hair gel, dog hair gel, bike grease and even the pizza

grease!" said Malik gloomily.

Yami resisted the temptation to hit Malik over the head with the millenium rod- for

about 2 seconds. Then he stormed out leaving a very dazed Malik behind him.

Out of total gloom he opened the packet of pills and ate every single one. (Always

read the label Yami!!!!!!!!!!!!. Overdose can cause hallucinations and other personal

problems Yami didn't want me to mention here...)

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Okay its really REALLY bad I know Please review and tell me what u think Yami- WHAT IS THIS CRAP!!!! (Nothing like a bit of encouragement to boost my ego, thanks Yami). I demand you make me more cool!!!!!

Kimera- Oh shut up Yami go capture some Hondas or something

Yami- I can't, when you try to catch them they sprout machine guns in odd places!!!!!

Kimera- Oh that explains all the bullet holes in your hair

Yami- All the WHAT????