A/N: THANK YOU!!!!! I know 4 reviews is nothing. BUT IT'S MY RECORD. I know I said this was my first fanfic but I used to type on fiction press a lot. This is my longest chapter yet. I'd say it will take me two days to write. I lied about only updating on the weekends. I'll update whenever I can. There will be a new chapter atleast once a week coughuntiliabandonthisstorycough I really hope I won't. Being a fanfic author is so fun! Oh I'm planning on changing my author name to Slytherin Queen so if you can't find my name go check that.
BACK TO THE STORY
Disclamer: heck, I don't even own the plot.
:::Link enters Kokiri Forest:::
Mido: YOU KILLED HIM! YES,I'M GONNA GO CELEBRATE……I still hate you.
Link walked across the evil forest toward the guard.
Navi: He's asleep! He's asleep!
Link: SHUT UP OR YOU'LL WAKE HIM UP. He probably heard Great Deku Tree's last words.
:::Link goes onto bridge:::
Saria: BOO!
Link: AAAAHHHH
Saria: I don't know why I'm doing this but here's an Ocarina.
:::Link leaves and is now in Hyrule field:::
Link: AAHHHHHH! AN OWL!!!
Owl Dude: I just came here to tell you a bunch of boring nonsense. There's no escape to give you up. I took a sip from your devil's cup. Slowly it's taking over me!
Link crossed Hyrule field and just when he got there the gate closed and he was attacked by skeletons. The gate opened and he went to the Market Place
In the Market Place there was a red-haired girl head banging to music that Link couldn't hear.
Link:::: taps Malon's shoulder::: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!
Malon:::: surprised::: I didn't notice you. I like your do-rag.. WAIT! I know…..YOU'RE A FERRET BOY!!! My name's Malon and I'm on sugar-high. OH YEAH! I like your sword::: takes sword:::
Link: Great! Now what am I going to do?
:::At Market stand in corner:::
Chef Tony: (A/N: This is a guy from a very annoying infomercial. He has never been on Zelda) Buy my knives! They will cut through almost ANYTHING! Watch this :::hands knife to assistant. Chef Tony throws pineapple into mid-air and cuts it not once, not twice, but SIX TIMES in mid-air. (If you are familiar with the infomercials this should sound familiar.
Audience: OOOOOOOH……AHHHHHH
Link: I'll take it!
Chef Tony: SOLD! Ro the ferret boy with a do-rag.
:::Castle Grounds:::
Owl Dude: HHHHHHEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Link: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! What happened to your head!
Owl Dude: I like fuzzy bunnies.
Link: Well that was strange.
:::Link gets caught by guards. For some random reason Malon has decided to groove on the Castle Grounds::::
Link: WOULD YOU STOP SINGING THAT AWFUL MUSIC!!
Malon: Shake.. Shake it … shake shake shake it. SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE….hey-ya!- Oh, cool your sneaking into the castle…ferret boy. I've tried that before but I couldn't move the fat guy. Hee hee. Oh Happy Easter. (gives him an egg)
:::When link is in the middle of Hyrule field the egg hatches:::
Link: CHICKEN (Ed, Edd and Eddy style!)
:::Sees fat guy:::
Link: cock-a-doodle-doo.
Talon: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Link: I like chickens, Navi.
:::Link eventually sneaks past guards and is now in Zelda's court yard.:::
Link: BOO!
Zelda: AAAAAHHHH! That stone…..is so…..shiny……….shiny……….SHINY!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH DEMON FAIRY!I had this dream were this guy wearing green came up to me and said "I am not confused. It was weird. Now I will bore you with a story…. The Emmy, Grammy, and Academy combined into a Legendary Triangle-Thingy. It's just down the street. But we can't open the secret doorway without 3 of the shiny……..shiny……..SHINY
:::Link slaps Zelda:::
Zelda: shiniest things in Hryule. And then I'll teach you this really cool song. J Oh I'm an evil little girl. I'm spying! Look there's an evil guy in here.
:::Ganondoor skips around the castle with a pink basket throwing daisies everywhere::::
Zelda: Where was I… Oh yes… here's my autograph little boy. The album comes out July 24th.
Impa: Hey look at me I learned how to whistle
:::Link plays the song Impa was whistling on his Ocarina. The look on Link's face suggests that the Ocarina has zapped his mind into nothing Impa transports link out side and magically disappears:::
(A/N: WELL GUESS WHAT! I lied. Hahaha. It only took me a half hour to write this. I'm not posting this until after school tomorrow anyway! And thanks again for the reviews. You don't know how much I apreciate it!)
BACK TO THE STORY
Disclamer: heck, I don't even own the plot.
:::Link enters Kokiri Forest:::
Mido: YOU KILLED HIM! YES,I'M GONNA GO CELEBRATE……I still hate you.
Link walked across the evil forest toward the guard.
Navi: He's asleep! He's asleep!
Link: SHUT UP OR YOU'LL WAKE HIM UP. He probably heard Great Deku Tree's last words.
:::Link goes onto bridge:::
Saria: BOO!
Link: AAAAHHHH
Saria: I don't know why I'm doing this but here's an Ocarina.
:::Link leaves and is now in Hyrule field:::
Link: AAHHHHHH! AN OWL!!!
Owl Dude: I just came here to tell you a bunch of boring nonsense. There's no escape to give you up. I took a sip from your devil's cup. Slowly it's taking over me!
Link crossed Hyrule field and just when he got there the gate closed and he was attacked by skeletons. The gate opened and he went to the Market Place
In the Market Place there was a red-haired girl head banging to music that Link couldn't hear.
Link:::: taps Malon's shoulder::: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!
Malon:::: surprised::: I didn't notice you. I like your do-rag.. WAIT! I know…..YOU'RE A FERRET BOY!!! My name's Malon and I'm on sugar-high. OH YEAH! I like your sword::: takes sword:::
Link: Great! Now what am I going to do?
:::At Market stand in corner:::
Chef Tony: (A/N: This is a guy from a very annoying infomercial. He has never been on Zelda) Buy my knives! They will cut through almost ANYTHING! Watch this :::hands knife to assistant. Chef Tony throws pineapple into mid-air and cuts it not once, not twice, but SIX TIMES in mid-air. (If you are familiar with the infomercials this should sound familiar.
Audience: OOOOOOOH……AHHHHHH
Link: I'll take it!
Chef Tony: SOLD! Ro the ferret boy with a do-rag.
:::Castle Grounds:::
Owl Dude: HHHHHHEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Link: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! What happened to your head!
Owl Dude: I like fuzzy bunnies.
Link: Well that was strange.
:::Link gets caught by guards. For some random reason Malon has decided to groove on the Castle Grounds::::
Link: WOULD YOU STOP SINGING THAT AWFUL MUSIC!!
Malon: Shake.. Shake it … shake shake shake it. SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE….hey-ya!- Oh, cool your sneaking into the castle…ferret boy. I've tried that before but I couldn't move the fat guy. Hee hee. Oh Happy Easter. (gives him an egg)
:::When link is in the middle of Hyrule field the egg hatches:::
Link: CHICKEN (Ed, Edd and Eddy style!)
:::Sees fat guy:::
Link: cock-a-doodle-doo.
Talon: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Link: I like chickens, Navi.
:::Link eventually sneaks past guards and is now in Zelda's court yard.:::
Link: BOO!
Zelda: AAAAAHHHH! That stone…..is so…..shiny……….shiny……….SHINY!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH DEMON FAIRY!I had this dream were this guy wearing green came up to me and said "I am not confused. It was weird. Now I will bore you with a story…. The Emmy, Grammy, and Academy combined into a Legendary Triangle-Thingy. It's just down the street. But we can't open the secret doorway without 3 of the shiny……..shiny……..SHINY
:::Link slaps Zelda:::
Zelda: shiniest things in Hryule. And then I'll teach you this really cool song. J Oh I'm an evil little girl. I'm spying! Look there's an evil guy in here.
:::Ganondoor skips around the castle with a pink basket throwing daisies everywhere::::
Zelda: Where was I… Oh yes… here's my autograph little boy. The album comes out July 24th.
Impa: Hey look at me I learned how to whistle
:::Link plays the song Impa was whistling on his Ocarina. The look on Link's face suggests that the Ocarina has zapped his mind into nothing Impa transports link out side and magically disappears:::
(A/N: WELL GUESS WHAT! I lied. Hahaha. It only took me a half hour to write this. I'm not posting this until after school tomorrow anyway! And thanks again for the reviews. You don't know how much I apreciate it!)