Lizz: So, not updated in a while have we?
Becci: And… your point is?
Lizz: Well, all your loyal fans will be getting annoyed!
Becci: Talking of loyal fans… Where's Maz?
(Maz walks in with several bags)
Becci: Maz, where've you been?
Maz: …Why?
Becci: Because you're my loyal fan!! And I need you here?
Maz: Who said I was your loyal fan?
Lizz: -___________- don't look at me!
(Maz and Becky both look at Lizz)
Lizz: WHAT?
Becci: Ok, shut up now, help me think of ideas?
(They hear something)
Lizz: What was that? (Looks around)
Becci: Hmm.. Maybe it's a badger?
Maz: AHHHHH BADGER! (Drops all of her bags and hippie cakes spill out)
Becci: Maz!!! @_______@
(vicious badger jumps out and eats all the hippie cakes and then starts attacking and chasing them)
All: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
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Chapter Six: ATTACK OF THE BADGERS!!
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(Rogue is sat with Jessie on the stairs)
Rogue: The cheese party sucked, I only wanted to cheer people up!
Jessie: Hmm, it cheered me up! ^_^
Rogue: Well, of corse it would cheer you up Jess! Your idea of "a good date" is dressing up as a block of cheese and dancing around madly, DOH!
Jessie: It was… until I met… Marik (sighs)
Rogue: (looks around) Umm, which ones Marik again?
Jessie: (points to Marik) that one! ^-------------------^
Rogue: Oh! You mean the gay one?
Jessie: WH-AT?! He's not gay!
(Jessie runs off)
Rogue: (Sigh) Why are the gay ones always the cutest!
(Yami comes down stairs)
Yami: Did you just say my name?
Rogue: Oops, you heard me say gay…?
Yami: No! cute?! (pulls out a mirror and admires self)
Rogue: O…K, So not ALL the gay ones…
(About an hour later everyone is sat in the living room)
Kaiba: I'm bored, can we play a game?
Isis: Sorry Seto, I don't perform in public!
Serenity: O__________________o
Joey: Block you ears Serenity!
Mai: Block yours Joey!
Téa: No, I like Seto-
Kaiba: Kaiba!
Téa: Kaiba's… idea to play a game ^______^
Yugi: Like what?
Mokuba: How about… Pass the belly fluff?
Bakura: Huh?
Mokuba: Well, we get each others belly fluff in our mouths and pass it around… in our mouths….
Rogue: OK! TOO MUCH IMFO! @_________@
Kaiba: Mokuba, who the hell taught you to play that?!
Marik: Umm… (looks around) …Gotta' go…
(Marik runs off)
(Later, Téa is upstairs writing in diary)
Téa: (reads previous entry) Wanted to buy an "I love Yugi" T-shirt, but Yami wouldn't let me, threatened to tell Yugi about Yami's …"deal" with Seto, unfortunately he already knew and it back fired! Darn!
(Serenity turns up out of no where)
Téa: Huh? What the hell are you doing?
Serenity: I'm reading your diary? Is that a crime?
Téa: (rolls eyes) (turns diary over, reads out label) Reading this may bore you to death… hold a minute! I never stuck that on! GRR! TRISTAN!!
(they hear a scraping noise at the window)
Serenity: UH! @_@ What was that?!
Téa: I don't know! Let's go look!
(Téa opens window and pile of angry badgers, doing the badger dance, jump in and eat her alive)
(Lizz appears out of no where)
Lizz: I PRAISE YOU, ALL MIGHTY BADGERS!!! (Bows) We're not worthy!!!
Becci(aside): What the hell.. I didn't write that?!
Serenity: HOLY CRAP! THERE BADGERS! AHHHHHHH!
(Serenity runs off, badger follow her and she leads them into the living room)
Kaiba: HOLY CRAP! WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY!
Isis: There badgers you idiot!
Kaiba: …Oh
(pause)
Isis: …Run?
Kaiba: …Oh…. OH!
(Everyone runs away)
Jessie: Wait…! Guys, there not evil! (strokes badger, badger bites her) AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Rogue: (Rolls eyes) Why me..? (runs back, grabs Jessie, runs on again)
(Marik and Bakura lead everyone out of the garden gate, they stand and watch as the house is ripped to shreds by evil badgers :P)
Yami: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Mai: What's your problem? We're finally out!
Yami: (cries) Téa!
All: Oh… YEY!!
Kaiba: We're finally out of that house I'm so happy!
(GuyInASuit appears)
GuyInASuit: I'm afraid to have to tell you this, Mr. Kaiba, but it's not over yet! Becci has decided the story is too short, we will simply find you another house! ^___^
All: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Joey: NO! YOU CAN'T DO THIS! YOU IDIOT! I HATE YOU BECCI! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO US! YOU BITCH!
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Maz: Why you insulting yourself?
Becci: …Uh
Maz: Why you insulting yourself eh? WHY? Why you insulting yourself?
Becci: Please shut up…
Maz: WHY YOU INSULTING YOURSELF? WHY YOU INSULTING YOURSELF?
Becci: ATTACK! (Lots of evil badgers jump out and attack Maz)
Lizz: (takes off earphones) Hey you guys heard the acoustics version of Going under…? ….Uh…. @___@