HELLOOOO!!! I am back with more of my stupid hair story! Thanx to all my
reviewing people, I LOVE U!!! OK I'm hyper no point in denying it. Must
get on with writing before I injure myself or this computer which still is
not mine.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ The next thing Yami knew he was in one of those really clean hairdsessing salons,
and there was a mysterious female stranger in a mask standing behind him with
worryingly enormous pair of scissors aimed directly at his hair.
"NO!!! NO!!! NOT THE HAIR!!!" Yami yelped. He put his hand up to his head.
"What? Ketchup... chips...cockroaches???!!!"
"Oh that... well your head seems to have come into contact with my lunch at some
stage" said the stranger. "You don't mind if I...." She carefully removed one of the
chips and chewed happily. "Shame to waste all that ketchup though..."
"STOP LICKING MY HAIR!!"
"Sorry, sorry. Bleech, your hair tastes completely of hairgel!! When did you last
wash it??"
Yami thought. He knew people often had strange, foreign views on hair washing, so
he decided it was a bad idea to be truthful and say '2000 years, if you don't count
annoying rain and Jou's hosepipe!!!!'
"Many moons ago" he said, hoping it sounded suitably mysterious and not too
disgusting.
"MANY MOONS AGO?!! It's rock solid!!" A loud knocking sound filled the room.
"You need a serious styling session!"
"But I don't want a serious styling session!!!! Who are you anyway?? (Finally, I
thought Yami would never ask that!!)
"I'm your imagenery stylist!! Here only when you get pissed off at Malik and eat too
many birth control pills! Very nice hallucination, by the way" she said, looking
around appreciatly. "Much better than the last one I was in"
"Whose was that?"
"Oh, it was one of Anzu's friendship hallucinations, she gets them all the time.
They're all pink and frilly and urrrggghh! This is much better!" she said happily.
"But its really clean!" said Yami.
"Oh no it isn't, didn't you see the sign? You are in the squalor salon, hair mutilation a
speciality!"
"How do I make you disappear??" said Yami urgently.
"You can't," said the stranger, flicking off the lights. "You see, there's no escape
from this hallucination!!!"
* Yu Gi Oh logo goes across screen! * * Advert break *
* Bakura's face appears! * Bakura- Have you tried Maliks new brand of hairgel, It's totally mwahahahahaha!!!
Apparently the squashed Egyptian locust guts really make your hair rock hard, and the
effects will make you so happy you will never need to eat thoses horrible pills
again!!! Easily stolen from Maliks dressing table, yes, he has a dressing table,
everyone laugh. Now I have to go kill someone, bye!!!"
* Yu GI Oh logo thing*
"WHY DOES MY HALLUCINATION HAVE ADVERT BREAKS???!!!!!"
"Shut up Yami, you're talking over the bit that says what happened before the break!"
said the stranger, hoping Yami wouldn't get too violent, his eyes were swirling
dangerously.
"WELL??? WHY??!!!"
"Well the company payed me a lot, and y'know, the floor won't re-tile itself....."
She took advantage of Yami being speechless with rage to dunk his head into a bowl
of acid.
"AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!"
"Now this may sting a bit" said the stranger soothingly. "Its just to melt the hairgel.
But don't worry, this eases the pain!" She poured some liquid into the acid.
"Aaaaahhh" said Yami in relief.
The stranger looked at Yami in dismay. What remained of his hair had suddenly gone
bright blue.
"Oh no! He's gonna kill me with his rare Egyptian magic!!!" thought the stranger in
fear. "But on the plus side, I just saw a chip!! SCORE!!!"
She grabbed it out of his hair. The chip was blue, but she ate it anyway. It had been a
long day. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Well thats some more stupid hair stuff, but I STILL haven't found room for Anzu's violent bloody death!! Shame but it will happen some time I swear. Yami- Kimera I tried to catch the Hondas but they put a horrible curse on me!!!! Kimera- Yami don't be such a baby, its just a Busted CD (Kimera snaps it in two) Yami- Aaaahhh, now I have no problems in the world!! Kimera- Well except for the hair situation..
PLEEAASE review PLEEAASE!! I will do the next chapter when I escape from Yami and his harpoon gun....
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ The next thing Yami knew he was in one of those really clean hairdsessing salons,
and there was a mysterious female stranger in a mask standing behind him with
worryingly enormous pair of scissors aimed directly at his hair.
"NO!!! NO!!! NOT THE HAIR!!!" Yami yelped. He put his hand up to his head.
"What? Ketchup... chips...cockroaches???!!!"
"Oh that... well your head seems to have come into contact with my lunch at some
stage" said the stranger. "You don't mind if I...." She carefully removed one of the
chips and chewed happily. "Shame to waste all that ketchup though..."
"STOP LICKING MY HAIR!!"
"Sorry, sorry. Bleech, your hair tastes completely of hairgel!! When did you last
wash it??"
Yami thought. He knew people often had strange, foreign views on hair washing, so
he decided it was a bad idea to be truthful and say '2000 years, if you don't count
annoying rain and Jou's hosepipe!!!!'
"Many moons ago" he said, hoping it sounded suitably mysterious and not too
disgusting.
"MANY MOONS AGO?!! It's rock solid!!" A loud knocking sound filled the room.
"You need a serious styling session!"
"But I don't want a serious styling session!!!! Who are you anyway?? (Finally, I
thought Yami would never ask that!!)
"I'm your imagenery stylist!! Here only when you get pissed off at Malik and eat too
many birth control pills! Very nice hallucination, by the way" she said, looking
around appreciatly. "Much better than the last one I was in"
"Whose was that?"
"Oh, it was one of Anzu's friendship hallucinations, she gets them all the time.
They're all pink and frilly and urrrggghh! This is much better!" she said happily.
"But its really clean!" said Yami.
"Oh no it isn't, didn't you see the sign? You are in the squalor salon, hair mutilation a
speciality!"
"How do I make you disappear??" said Yami urgently.
"You can't," said the stranger, flicking off the lights. "You see, there's no escape
from this hallucination!!!"
* Yu Gi Oh logo goes across screen! * * Advert break *
* Bakura's face appears! * Bakura- Have you tried Maliks new brand of hairgel, It's totally mwahahahahaha!!!
Apparently the squashed Egyptian locust guts really make your hair rock hard, and the
effects will make you so happy you will never need to eat thoses horrible pills
again!!! Easily stolen from Maliks dressing table, yes, he has a dressing table,
everyone laugh. Now I have to go kill someone, bye!!!"
* Yu GI Oh logo thing*
"WHY DOES MY HALLUCINATION HAVE ADVERT BREAKS???!!!!!"
"Shut up Yami, you're talking over the bit that says what happened before the break!"
said the stranger, hoping Yami wouldn't get too violent, his eyes were swirling
dangerously.
"WELL??? WHY??!!!"
"Well the company payed me a lot, and y'know, the floor won't re-tile itself....."
She took advantage of Yami being speechless with rage to dunk his head into a bowl
of acid.
"AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!"
"Now this may sting a bit" said the stranger soothingly. "Its just to melt the hairgel.
But don't worry, this eases the pain!" She poured some liquid into the acid.
"Aaaaahhh" said Yami in relief.
The stranger looked at Yami in dismay. What remained of his hair had suddenly gone
bright blue.
"Oh no! He's gonna kill me with his rare Egyptian magic!!!" thought the stranger in
fear. "But on the plus side, I just saw a chip!! SCORE!!!"
She grabbed it out of his hair. The chip was blue, but she ate it anyway. It had been a
long day. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Well thats some more stupid hair stuff, but I STILL haven't found room for Anzu's violent bloody death!! Shame but it will happen some time I swear. Yami- Kimera I tried to catch the Hondas but they put a horrible curse on me!!!! Kimera- Yami don't be such a baby, its just a Busted CD (Kimera snaps it in two) Yami- Aaaahhh, now I have no problems in the world!! Kimera- Well except for the hair situation..
PLEEAASE review PLEEAASE!! I will do the next chapter when I escape from Yami and his harpoon gun....