(A/N: I'm skipping over a few parts. In the game I went to Saria to learn the song. And the Lon Lon ranch side quest . Those things weren't very funny. I did take notes on them but they just weren't funny enough. Plus I just couldn't wait to enforce my plans about Darunia. I'm been planning this like ever since I started writing this. Your just going to have to read on to find out.)
:::Kakariko Village:::
Link sees a very weird guy rotating his neck and sticking his tongue out.
Link: What are you doing!?
Weird guy: I was badly programmed to do this by Nintendo. :::Moans::: Ouch….it kills…..STOP WRITING GWEN!!!! The faster you turn off this fame the faster I can stop.
Link: Who's Gwen? (A/N: My name isn't really Gwen.)
:::Link goes into one of the houses and sees a lady:::
Link: Is the color on the TV messed up or do you have a beard?
Lady: Sadly, I have a beard. There are no tweezers in the village or in Hyrule market so I'm stuck with a beard.
Gwen: THE QUESTIONS OF LIFE HAVE FINALLY BEEN ANSWERED THANKS TO QUEEN GWENEVERE OF SLYTHERIN!!!!
:::Death Mountain Gate:::
Guard: I'm not letting you through because I am annoying and evil.
Link: Aw.. Come on! :::Gets an idea::: (singsong) I'll give you Zelda's autograph!
Guard: Princess Zelda!! I've had a crush on her ever since the 3rd grade! GIMME! :::forces autograph from Link::: Oh, I like Pikachu. If you see any Pikachu stuff, I WANT IT MWAHAHAHAHAH!
:::Goron City::::
Link plays Zelda's Lullaby because Gwen can not take the suspense of her idea about Darunia. He goes inside and sees a very angry fat guy.
Darunia: Grrr!! I'm so mad! I'm going to ruin this story with my angriness. Here is a very angry poem:
Pathetic
Always on my nerves
Infuriating every cell in my body
Getting my blood to the boiling point
Evil in every possible way
This is your name
A free spirit is what you lack
When the earth swallows you
We won't want you back.
Link knew the humor in this story would be in great danger if he didn't do something soon. Unfortunately, Link did not know exactly what that something was so he decided to ask Saria. Little did he know Saria was at a slumber party with her unnamed Kokiri friends. But when Link played that song, it was as if he triggered something. Darunia started dancing very strangely.
Darunia: Talk to me, tell me your name, you blow me off like its all the same. You lit a fuse and now you take me away. Like a bomb. Yeah, baby. She-bang. She-bang. Oh baby. When She moves she moves. I go crazy. Cause she looks like a flower but she stings like a bee. Like every girl in hi-sto-ry. SHE BANG!…….BOOYA! I feel so good, so awakened, so alive. And you must know I had no previous training.
Link: Well that's the surprise of the century!
Darunia: Here's a magical bracelet, I promis if you save the Dodongo's Cavern, I'll give you something very shiny….
(A/N: YES IT'S FINALLY DONE I FEEL SO GREAT! About the poem, I wrote it. If you want to review that too than you can. As on my last count I have 7 reviews, which I must remind you is the most I ever gotten. Thanks Chel, for putting my story on your fav. List. Keep up with the reviews people. I love being a fanfiction author.)
:::Kakariko Village:::
Link sees a very weird guy rotating his neck and sticking his tongue out.
Link: What are you doing!?
Weird guy: I was badly programmed to do this by Nintendo. :::Moans::: Ouch….it kills…..STOP WRITING GWEN!!!! The faster you turn off this fame the faster I can stop.
Link: Who's Gwen? (A/N: My name isn't really Gwen.)
:::Link goes into one of the houses and sees a lady:::
Link: Is the color on the TV messed up or do you have a beard?
Lady: Sadly, I have a beard. There are no tweezers in the village or in Hyrule market so I'm stuck with a beard.
Gwen: THE QUESTIONS OF LIFE HAVE FINALLY BEEN ANSWERED THANKS TO QUEEN GWENEVERE OF SLYTHERIN!!!!
:::Death Mountain Gate:::
Guard: I'm not letting you through because I am annoying and evil.
Link: Aw.. Come on! :::Gets an idea::: (singsong) I'll give you Zelda's autograph!
Guard: Princess Zelda!! I've had a crush on her ever since the 3rd grade! GIMME! :::forces autograph from Link::: Oh, I like Pikachu. If you see any Pikachu stuff, I WANT IT MWAHAHAHAHAH!
:::Goron City::::
Link plays Zelda's Lullaby because Gwen can not take the suspense of her idea about Darunia. He goes inside and sees a very angry fat guy.
Darunia: Grrr!! I'm so mad! I'm going to ruin this story with my angriness. Here is a very angry poem:
Pathetic
Always on my nerves
Infuriating every cell in my body
Getting my blood to the boiling point
Evil in every possible way
This is your name
A free spirit is what you lack
When the earth swallows you
We won't want you back.
Link knew the humor in this story would be in great danger if he didn't do something soon. Unfortunately, Link did not know exactly what that something was so he decided to ask Saria. Little did he know Saria was at a slumber party with her unnamed Kokiri friends. But when Link played that song, it was as if he triggered something. Darunia started dancing very strangely.
Darunia: Talk to me, tell me your name, you blow me off like its all the same. You lit a fuse and now you take me away. Like a bomb. Yeah, baby. She-bang. She-bang. Oh baby. When She moves she moves. I go crazy. Cause she looks like a flower but she stings like a bee. Like every girl in hi-sto-ry. SHE BANG!…….BOOYA! I feel so good, so awakened, so alive. And you must know I had no previous training.
Link: Well that's the surprise of the century!
Darunia: Here's a magical bracelet, I promis if you save the Dodongo's Cavern, I'll give you something very shiny….
(A/N: YES IT'S FINALLY DONE I FEEL SO GREAT! About the poem, I wrote it. If you want to review that too than you can. As on my last count I have 7 reviews, which I must remind you is the most I ever gotten. Thanks Chel, for putting my story on your fav. List. Keep up with the reviews people. I love being a fanfiction author.)