Author's Notes:
First of all, I would love to thank that stinky mackeral for reviewing my
story, as it gave me a reason to write Episode 2 already!! I love
inspiration! Especially from the ridiculous people who seem to inhabit this
site. I must admit I have read some very interesting stories on this site,
and have left positive reviews. And I have also read some very sucky
stories, in which I did not leave reviews because it would not help them...so
here's the point: IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, DON'T REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!! **ahem**
thank you.
Reading code:
1989 Link: 8Link9
1989 Zelda: Princess 1989 Link's fairy: Fairy 2000 Link: 0Link0 2000 Zelda: Zelda 2000 Link's fairy: Navi
Episode 2: The Appearing
8Link9: So let me get this straight, you are me in the next eleven years? And those are your husbands?
0Link0: Yes. And that is what Princess Zelda used to look like?
8Link9: Yep, is the new Zelda a lot hotter?
Princess: **slaps him**
0Link0: Yes she is.
Princess: HEY! **slaps him too**
0Link0: Hey I can't help it if I'm honest!!
Roy: Come on pay up! You know he won!
Marth: No he didn't! It was a draw!
Roy: NO it wasn't! It was so a win!
Marth: No it wasn't. You delusional freak!
Roy: ME? A delusional freak? You have got to be kidding! I'm a total tiger! **Grrrrr**
0Link0: What are you guys talking about??
Roy: He owes me money because you won the fight!
0Link0: What are you talking about?! It was a draw!
Marth: I TOLD YOU SO!! Ooo BOO-YAH!!
Roy: Shaddup.
Navi: Hey, listen!
0Link0: ugh, what is it now?
Navi: Is it just me, or is the time machine moving?
0Link0: **strains eyes to see** Hey you're right! It is moving!
Roy: **forgetting about his loss** Let's go check it out!
Marth: Yeah good idea.
8Link9: Yeah we'll come too.
Princess: We? What do you mean by we?
8Link9: Of course I mean you princess, what better way to introduce the newcomers into Hyrule than by the seeing her highness?
Princess: **slaps him** I'll go, but only because I want to, and not because of what you say! **slaps him again**
8Link9: I think I'm going to have a permanent handprint on my face....
**The others are already leaving**
8Link9: Hey! Wait for us!
Princess: There's that we again. **grabs 8Link9 by the ear** Come on loverboy.
8Link9: Does that mean you'll marry me?!?
Princess: Ha! Of course not!!
8Link9: Darn! Owww!!
**down by the time machine**
0Link0: Who do you think it could be??
Marth: Maybe Ganondorf wants to know why you stole it.
8Link9: You STOLE it?? Rock on!
Princess: **slaps him**
8Link9: WILL YO STOP DOING THAT YOU CRAZED PSYCHO!!!!!!
Princess: **ignores him**
**The time machine is shacking uncontrollably**
0Link0: Looks like they're here!!!!
**A large person comes out of the machine with a smaller one in its arms**
???? #1: What is with all this smoke??
???? #2: It's natural, darling don't worry.
???? #1: Natural?!?! Natural cancer! That's what it is!!
???? #2: Awww come on darling, you know there's nothing wrong with it.
**the smoke clears and the time machine is still moving, and sparks are coming from it**
0Link0: It's you! Ganondorf!!
Ganondorf: Ahh so it is the Hero of time, I presume.
0Link0: May I ask what you came here for, Ganondork?
Ganondorf: Its Ganondorf, and I came here to ask what YOU are doing here.
Zelda: Oh my goodness, where are we?? This place is horrible!!
Ganondorf: Don't worry Zelda dear, we will only be here for a short amount of time before we return home.
Princess: So this is their Zelda?
8Link9: I would assume so, she looks rather trashy I do say.
Zelda: What did you say little man?
8Link9: Uck! What is wrong with the future and their insults!! At least those guys of Link's are civilized!
Zelda: Roy and Marth are here?!?!
Roy: And so I said to her, I'm sorry my dear, I can't go out with you anymore, I'm g-
Zelda: MARTH!!!!! **runs over to him and hugs him**
Marth: I beg your pardon, Lady Zelda, your husband is right over there and I'd rather not have to get dirty, the tubs around here are hard to find.
Zelda: Ah yes, I forgot....
Ganondorf: So why did you steal it?
0Link0: Oh **blushes** we were going to go to some....er....clubs, and yeah you know.
Ganondorf: Why didn't you just ask? I would have loved to come along!!
0Link0: **oh no....denile sets in....**
Roy: I do say! This is going to be great!! We can all leave now!!
**Sparks fly....a loud BOOM is heard....they all have ash on their face**
Ganondorf: Oh no!! The machine is broken!!
Zelda: WHAT?????
Roy: Oh this is getting interesting!!!
END
Reading code:
1989 Link: 8Link9
1989 Zelda: Princess 1989 Link's fairy: Fairy 2000 Link: 0Link0 2000 Zelda: Zelda 2000 Link's fairy: Navi
Episode 2: The Appearing
8Link9: So let me get this straight, you are me in the next eleven years? And those are your husbands?
0Link0: Yes. And that is what Princess Zelda used to look like?
8Link9: Yep, is the new Zelda a lot hotter?
Princess: **slaps him**
0Link0: Yes she is.
Princess: HEY! **slaps him too**
0Link0: Hey I can't help it if I'm honest!!
Roy: Come on pay up! You know he won!
Marth: No he didn't! It was a draw!
Roy: NO it wasn't! It was so a win!
Marth: No it wasn't. You delusional freak!
Roy: ME? A delusional freak? You have got to be kidding! I'm a total tiger! **Grrrrr**
0Link0: What are you guys talking about??
Roy: He owes me money because you won the fight!
0Link0: What are you talking about?! It was a draw!
Marth: I TOLD YOU SO!! Ooo BOO-YAH!!
Roy: Shaddup.
Navi: Hey, listen!
0Link0: ugh, what is it now?
Navi: Is it just me, or is the time machine moving?
0Link0: **strains eyes to see** Hey you're right! It is moving!
Roy: **forgetting about his loss** Let's go check it out!
Marth: Yeah good idea.
8Link9: Yeah we'll come too.
Princess: We? What do you mean by we?
8Link9: Of course I mean you princess, what better way to introduce the newcomers into Hyrule than by the seeing her highness?
Princess: **slaps him** I'll go, but only because I want to, and not because of what you say! **slaps him again**
8Link9: I think I'm going to have a permanent handprint on my face....
**The others are already leaving**
8Link9: Hey! Wait for us!
Princess: There's that we again. **grabs 8Link9 by the ear** Come on loverboy.
8Link9: Does that mean you'll marry me?!?
Princess: Ha! Of course not!!
8Link9: Darn! Owww!!
**down by the time machine**
0Link0: Who do you think it could be??
Marth: Maybe Ganondorf wants to know why you stole it.
8Link9: You STOLE it?? Rock on!
Princess: **slaps him**
8Link9: WILL YO STOP DOING THAT YOU CRAZED PSYCHO!!!!!!
Princess: **ignores him**
**The time machine is shacking uncontrollably**
0Link0: Looks like they're here!!!!
**A large person comes out of the machine with a smaller one in its arms**
???? #1: What is with all this smoke??
???? #2: It's natural, darling don't worry.
???? #1: Natural?!?! Natural cancer! That's what it is!!
???? #2: Awww come on darling, you know there's nothing wrong with it.
**the smoke clears and the time machine is still moving, and sparks are coming from it**
0Link0: It's you! Ganondorf!!
Ganondorf: Ahh so it is the Hero of time, I presume.
0Link0: May I ask what you came here for, Ganondork?
Ganondorf: Its Ganondorf, and I came here to ask what YOU are doing here.
Zelda: Oh my goodness, where are we?? This place is horrible!!
Ganondorf: Don't worry Zelda dear, we will only be here for a short amount of time before we return home.
Princess: So this is their Zelda?
8Link9: I would assume so, she looks rather trashy I do say.
Zelda: What did you say little man?
8Link9: Uck! What is wrong with the future and their insults!! At least those guys of Link's are civilized!
Zelda: Roy and Marth are here?!?!
Roy: And so I said to her, I'm sorry my dear, I can't go out with you anymore, I'm g-
Zelda: MARTH!!!!! **runs over to him and hugs him**
Marth: I beg your pardon, Lady Zelda, your husband is right over there and I'd rather not have to get dirty, the tubs around here are hard to find.
Zelda: Ah yes, I forgot....
Ganondorf: So why did you steal it?
0Link0: Oh **blushes** we were going to go to some....er....clubs, and yeah you know.
Ganondorf: Why didn't you just ask? I would have loved to come along!!
0Link0: **oh no....denile sets in....**
Roy: I do say! This is going to be great!! We can all leave now!!
**Sparks fly....a loud BOOM is heard....they all have ash on their face**
Ganondorf: Oh no!! The machine is broken!!
Zelda: WHAT?????
Roy: Oh this is getting interesting!!!
END