Author's Notes: LISA!! He hasn't been introduced to the story yet!!
SHHHHH!! Anywho my stick bowers, bow before you!! ||¯/\O ||¯/\O
||¯/\O (stick bowers)
Episode 3: When Enemies Clash
Ganondorf: So Link, which was to your hardware store?
8Link9: What's a hardware store?
Ganondorf: You know, a place where they sell tools, like screws, hammers, screwdrivers....
8Link9: I have no idea what you are talking about.
Ganondorf: What do you mean, "no idea?"
8Link9: I don't know what those are!
**a.n. yes these things were available then, but remember Link grew up in a FOREST**
Zelda: Well since we are going to be staying for a while, let's see how much money we have and try to buy a place to stay.
**everyone pulls out their money**
Zelda: **counting** five....six....seven....thirteen... Great that's just great, between the five of us all we have is seven dollars and thirteen cents....you guys are absolutely pitiful.
Princess: Since your money is no good here anyway, would you like to stay in my castle?
Zelda: Who are you?
Princess: **sigh** I am Princess Zelda of the year 1989, your former self.
Zelda: .....Alright then, please lead the way to your castle so we may formally ask you and your father for rooms in your castle.
Princess: Right this way.
0Link0: **whispers to8Link9** What's with the formalities now??
8Link9: I think your Zelda put on the formalities to avoid making a rude comment.
0Link0: **thinks for a minute** Yeah I agree.
Navi: So Link, do you have a fairy? 8Link9: Yes, but it's a girl.
Navi: Really now?
8Link9: Yep, what of it?
Navi: Just curious....**she flies back to Marth and Roy**
Marth: Where did that hag say we were going?
Princess and Zelda: I am NOT a hag, shut the **censor** up you two.
Princess: Was that in unison?
Zelda: It appears so.
Princess: I do hope this means we share other similarities.
Zelda: We will hopefully find out more about each other as the days go on, but let's hope we don't have to stay too long.
Princess: Is there something wrong with our Hyrule?
Zelda: No, I just don't want to confuse the townspeople.
Princess: Yes I admire your thinking.
Roy: **stifles a laugh** What the crap is up with these manners, they are getting on my nerves.
Marth: It appears to be a woman thing.
Navi: **slaps him** How dare you say that!!
Marth: See what'd I tell ya?
Ganondorf: I knew I should've been a woman.
**Marth and Roy stop**
Roy: WHAT did you say??
Ganondorf: I SAID NOTHING YOU FOOLS, NOW KEEP WALKING BEFORE I DESTROY YOU!!!!
????: Did I hear someone utter those magical words?? **a pig appears**
Ganondorf: Who in the **censor** are you??
Pig: I am Ganon you fool! Have you not heard of me???
Ganondorf: HAHAHAHA you must be my 1989 self!!! I'm so glad I'm not a wittle piggie anymore.
Ganon: HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME!!!!! **magics him up in the air**
Ganondorf: At least it's nice to see I still had magic! **throws balls of magicy things at him**
Ganon: **falls to the floor** ouch! You are strong! But so am I!!
Ganondorf: I will destroy you with my...................POWERFUL MAGIC!!!!
Ganon: Oh no!! The magic is too powerful I must do something drastic!!
**a spiral of light wraps around Ganon and he disappears**
Ganondorf: MUAHAHAHA!! It appears I am stronger than my 1989 self!!! FEEL MY WRATH!!!
Zelda: What the **censor** are you blabbering about back there???
Ganondorf: Didn't you see my sweetie? The 1989 Ganon pig came and tried to attack us!!
Zelda: Did you stop him?
Ganondorf: Of course I did! He ran away!!
Zelda: YOU FOOL!! YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE AWAY WITH HIM AND SAVED THIS HYRULE!!!!
Ganondorf: **cowers** Yes my dear.
Princess: Wow, you have such power over that man, he looks so fearsome!!
Zelda: **sigh** I wish it weren't true, but I married that oaf.
Princess: **shocked** Are you serious??
Zelda: **holds out hand** Yeah see this rock? It's my wedding ring. Princess: **shocked and appalled** The castle is just around the corner now, please follow along.
**In Ganon's den on doom**
Moblin: Master! You are back so soon!
Ganon: Shut-up you worthless pig, I only went to scope out the newcomers.
Moblin #2: But master, you are bleeding!!
Ganon: I SAID I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT!!!! **moblins fly across the room**
**now alone**
Ganon: I wonder how I will defeat these new foes of mine......
Roy: It's Hamtaro time!! HAMTARO!! When we work together it's much better, MY BEST FRIEND!! **hugs Marth**
Marth: Get off me when you're drooling like that, it's **censor** gross!!
Roy: ^_^ END
Episode 3: When Enemies Clash
Ganondorf: So Link, which was to your hardware store?
8Link9: What's a hardware store?
Ganondorf: You know, a place where they sell tools, like screws, hammers, screwdrivers....
8Link9: I have no idea what you are talking about.
Ganondorf: What do you mean, "no idea?"
8Link9: I don't know what those are!
**a.n. yes these things were available then, but remember Link grew up in a FOREST**
Zelda: Well since we are going to be staying for a while, let's see how much money we have and try to buy a place to stay.
**everyone pulls out their money**
Zelda: **counting** five....six....seven....thirteen... Great that's just great, between the five of us all we have is seven dollars and thirteen cents....you guys are absolutely pitiful.
Princess: Since your money is no good here anyway, would you like to stay in my castle?
Zelda: Who are you?
Princess: **sigh** I am Princess Zelda of the year 1989, your former self.
Zelda: .....Alright then, please lead the way to your castle so we may formally ask you and your father for rooms in your castle.
Princess: Right this way.
0Link0: **whispers to8Link9** What's with the formalities now??
8Link9: I think your Zelda put on the formalities to avoid making a rude comment.
0Link0: **thinks for a minute** Yeah I agree.
Navi: So Link, do you have a fairy? 8Link9: Yes, but it's a girl.
Navi: Really now?
8Link9: Yep, what of it?
Navi: Just curious....**she flies back to Marth and Roy**
Marth: Where did that hag say we were going?
Princess and Zelda: I am NOT a hag, shut the **censor** up you two.
Princess: Was that in unison?
Zelda: It appears so.
Princess: I do hope this means we share other similarities.
Zelda: We will hopefully find out more about each other as the days go on, but let's hope we don't have to stay too long.
Princess: Is there something wrong with our Hyrule?
Zelda: No, I just don't want to confuse the townspeople.
Princess: Yes I admire your thinking.
Roy: **stifles a laugh** What the crap is up with these manners, they are getting on my nerves.
Marth: It appears to be a woman thing.
Navi: **slaps him** How dare you say that!!
Marth: See what'd I tell ya?
Ganondorf: I knew I should've been a woman.
**Marth and Roy stop**
Roy: WHAT did you say??
Ganondorf: I SAID NOTHING YOU FOOLS, NOW KEEP WALKING BEFORE I DESTROY YOU!!!!
????: Did I hear someone utter those magical words?? **a pig appears**
Ganondorf: Who in the **censor** are you??
Pig: I am Ganon you fool! Have you not heard of me???
Ganondorf: HAHAHAHA you must be my 1989 self!!! I'm so glad I'm not a wittle piggie anymore.
Ganon: HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME!!!!! **magics him up in the air**
Ganondorf: At least it's nice to see I still had magic! **throws balls of magicy things at him**
Ganon: **falls to the floor** ouch! You are strong! But so am I!!
Ganondorf: I will destroy you with my...................POWERFUL MAGIC!!!!
Ganon: Oh no!! The magic is too powerful I must do something drastic!!
**a spiral of light wraps around Ganon and he disappears**
Ganondorf: MUAHAHAHA!! It appears I am stronger than my 1989 self!!! FEEL MY WRATH!!!
Zelda: What the **censor** are you blabbering about back there???
Ganondorf: Didn't you see my sweetie? The 1989 Ganon pig came and tried to attack us!!
Zelda: Did you stop him?
Ganondorf: Of course I did! He ran away!!
Zelda: YOU FOOL!! YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE AWAY WITH HIM AND SAVED THIS HYRULE!!!!
Ganondorf: **cowers** Yes my dear.
Princess: Wow, you have such power over that man, he looks so fearsome!!
Zelda: **sigh** I wish it weren't true, but I married that oaf.
Princess: **shocked** Are you serious??
Zelda: **holds out hand** Yeah see this rock? It's my wedding ring. Princess: **shocked and appalled** The castle is just around the corner now, please follow along.
**In Ganon's den on doom**
Moblin: Master! You are back so soon!
Ganon: Shut-up you worthless pig, I only went to scope out the newcomers.
Moblin #2: But master, you are bleeding!!
Ganon: I SAID I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT!!!! **moblins fly across the room**
**now alone**
Ganon: I wonder how I will defeat these new foes of mine......
Roy: It's Hamtaro time!! HAMTARO!! When we work together it's much better, MY BEST FRIEND!! **hugs Marth**
Marth: Get off me when you're drooling like that, it's **censor** gross!!
Roy: ^_^ END